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EL Counterfeit
EL Counterfeit
January 9, 2019 5:23 pm

EL Coyote (EC)
At this point, there are a few outcomes worth considering:

Trump invades Mexico to avert a “humanitarian crisis”
Trump folds on the wall and focuses on Syria
Trump accepts partial funding for the wall
Trump resigns and goes back to the WWE
Trump is impeached

We can drop the last option because Pelosi won’t want to burn her impeachment option but will hold off, using it as a bargaining chip.

Trump could accept partial funding through a backdoor deal to re-open the government by Pence and Congress, thus avoiding a Coulter tongue-lashing.

Trump could also put the wall on the back-burner before the SOTU as a manufactured crisis in Syria demands his attention, this is a plausible scenario since the Turks guaranteeing the Kurds’ safety is about as workable as putting the fox in charge of the henhouse.

Trump could go ahead and press the issue of the border wall, going so far as to invade Mexico to rescue migrants or force them back from the border in a series of skirmishes designed to paint them as terrorists.

Finally, although this is not the least imaginable option, Trump could resign like Nixon with a non-prosecution deal in his vest pocket or throw in the towel like Johnson, instantly becoming a lame duck, saying he will not seek nor accept his party’s nomination. The last option would make his de-facto lame duck status official as traitors like Ann Coulter and others have sabotaged him ingloriously.

There can be no good outcome as long as Trump keeps listening to unappointed advisers like Coulter and Limbaugh. These idiots are nothing but partisan cheerleaders. Trump should listen to strategic minded coaches. Even the base would do well to shut the fuck up and let him govern as he sees fit rather than trying to second-guess his every damn move. Nobody likes a backseat driver. That’s the drawback to being permanently wired; the instantaneous feedback is cluttered with noise.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  EL Counterfeit
January 9, 2019 9:01 pm

yipper,
i see that the legal weed article inspired you to runout & hit the hi grade stuff–
seriously,what strategic minded coaches do you have in mind other than kellyanne conway or trump’s ego?
i believe trump has to build the wall & coulter/limbaugh are being too easy on him–
he ought to grab them both & do a barnstorming tour w/them of every congressional district,starting w/the most vulnerable incumbents, until the wall is funded–

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  TampaRed
January 9, 2019 11:34 pm

Those fuckers are encouraging him to negotiate like a child. If Trump was unleashed from those idiots, he could get on with his horsetrading and get funding in exchange for an immigration package. But Shit Coulter and Limbaugh will flush that deal like that bitch Coulter fucked up the exchange Trump was willing to make before the shutdown. This is the Coulter shutdown, make no mistake.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  EL Coyote (EC)
January 10, 2019 12:23 am

trump needs a clean wall bill or he’ll lose his base–
i used to believe that trading the dreamers 4 a wall would be a good deal but no more–
after the wall bill he ought to trade dreamers 4 limits on immigration & voting reform–
throw in a quota system for laborers who under no circumstances can stay & it would be a winner 4 everyone–

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  TampaRed
January 10, 2019 11:08 am

Ann Coulter said she wants a wall or Trump has no balls. Trump said he wants a wall or no dice. I proposed a tit for tat which is what you might call negotiation.

I’m not a negotiator (I can’t even negotiate some quality time with the old lady) but here’s my rudimentary definition:

Negotiation is when two sides get what they want.
Compromise is when neither side gets what they want.
Extortion is when one side gets what it wants.

You want Trump to get what he wants now with the promise that he “maybe, definitely” will give them a better deal down the road. Are you kidding me, Tampico?

TampaRed
TampaRed
  EL Coyote (EC)
January 10, 2019 8:09 pm

if he has the stones to keep the govt shut & allow the ebt cards to show zero in a couple of weeks the dems will capitulate–

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  TampaRed
January 10, 2019 8:35 pm

This is no longer a case of stones.

He needs brains to end the Coulter shutdown.

This is more like the case of young parents walking off and leaving the baby carrier and baby in the snow to see who will go back for the baby. This is a true story about a couple of ghetto kids and it illustrates the shit going on right now.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  EL Counterfeit
January 10, 2019 10:35 pm

Twelve down votes for considering the options. I didn’t abuse him and I actually defended him saying, ah fuck it, you guys are pissed off that I bad-mouthed Saint Ann. Fuck that bitch. Take a look below, there’s a paid pundit covering the same ground.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
January 9, 2019 5:23 pm

I thought this was going to be about Doug.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
January 9, 2019 5:24 pm
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 9, 2019 6:51 pm

Seriously, nobody went for Chucky and Bride of Chucky???

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Yeah, his bride looks way too good to be Pelosi.

yahsure
yahsure
January 9, 2019 6:59 pm

Chucky wouldn’t pee on Trump if he was on fire.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
January 9, 2019 9:50 pm

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no one
no one
  Francis Marion
January 10, 2019 7:21 am

That’s a really good one, FM. And I wanted to comment beside “nobody.”

nobody
nobody
January 9, 2019 10:40 pm

The people in the American Gothic painting settled America. They are the builders and pioneers. Schumer and Pelosi are trying to destroy everything the farmer and his family built. They are the anti-American Gothic.

nkit
nkit
  nobody
January 9, 2019 10:47 pm

anti-American Gothic…a.k.a. the Communists, Bolshevik, murdering pieces of ratshit…

no one
no one
  nobody
January 10, 2019 7:26 am

Nice ID.

Do you think young people even get a sense of the kind of self-reliance and capabilities required by that old man and old woman of American Gothic? I know there is not any of it taught them in public education. They need the American History time for gender and equality studies.

nkit
nkit
January 9, 2019 11:20 pm

This looks like a good place to drop trow…

ANTI-COMMUNISM IS ANTI-SEMITISM…..

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  nkit
January 10, 2019 9:08 am

Communism sprang from them but is now an Ideology of its own embraced by Useful Idiots, Blacks, Democrats, etc.