WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Pot people. You’re starting to gain some traction. Now that you’re getting some attention, maybe put some thought into it before you pick your spokesmen.

American Horror Story Season 9: Walmart

You ever see something so ridiculous your eyes deceive you and you think you’re seeing double? I feel like that’s happening right now.

I gotta say, if you’re gonna wear a man-thong, at least go full tilt and get a fancy one like that. Looking very radical bro.

Yo, gotta respect the porno industry. They don’t waste a minute before they’ve got a parody XXX flick out there

What could you possibly do or achieve in life to get this lady so happy that it would remove the pissed off look of her eyebrows? I don’t think that level is attainable.

You think a guy with that mullet is gonna wait until he gets home to open up the tri-flavored popcorn tin? Yeah right brother, this guy never waits for a party.

This would be how I would respawn if I were in a video game. Like ahhh f*ck it, might as well get my shopping done while I’m here. You guys save the world.

Get amped. Get your harpoon. Ohhhh whale tail season is back!!!

Ma’am, I’m gonna need you to go see my friend Al Bundy over at Gary’s Shoes and Accessories for Today’s Women. He’ll take excellent care of you and tell you exactly what you need to hear.

Ah yes, nothing says “sexy” like you flashing your titties on my kid’s birthday present.

And people are surprised pictures of Bigfoot are blurry? This person was just trying to get a sneaky cheeky picture and could barely keep still.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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