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32 Comments
Bat Guano
Bat Guano
January 29, 2019 10:53 am

I don’t know about global warming but global ‘waming’ is pretty bad.

Spelling and proof reading were never part of the Donald’s covfefe.

Dutchman
Dutchman
January 29, 2019 11:04 am

That’s supposed be to ‘Global Wamming’ (two m’s).

Like: “I was wamming Stormy last night.”

BB
BB
  Dutchman
January 29, 2019 11:18 am

Fuck it ,the world knows what he means . Global warmming is a scam and always has been. If not for Trump we would already be taxed for this shit.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
  BB
January 29, 2019 12:28 pm

Like the French with the proceeds going straight to the Clinton Foundation.

goofyfoot
goofyfoot
January 29, 2019 11:31 am

Occasional Cortex Ignacio Hernandez Sanchez-Smith is gonna shit a pink twinkie when she reads this one.

Steven Owen
Steven Owen
January 29, 2019 11:34 am

They may not be giving you ad revenue but they’re certainly filling your page with enough ads to choke a gender-confused left is self-identified donkey…

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 29, 2019 12:01 pm

I sometimes enjoy his trolling, but it’s annoying while he hasn’t gotten the Wall funding, he hasn’t yet unveiled a successor to the probably-already-dead Ruth Bader Ginsburg and we seem maybe, possibly on the cusp of doing something stupid in Venezuela. I’m going to need a little more winning before I can laugh at his tweets.

Ned
Ned
January 29, 2019 12:55 pm

It’s just a mini ice age, we’ll be back to global waming in a few months.

AC
AC
January 29, 2019 12:57 pm

The best part of spellinggate, it that most of the ‘people’ that would be berating him on the various Fake News sites, have been fired – and are presumably learning to code, or something.

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BUCKHED
BUCKHED
  AC
January 29, 2019 5:51 pm

I have a wallet made out of my foreskin….when a woman strokes it gently it enlarges to a steamer trunk

musket
musket
January 29, 2019 1:43 pm

World class hard ass…..he is the ONLY one who fights back. McConnell cares for only one thing and that is his father in laws import export business and the rest are happy with crumbs under the table.

Yesit'sreal
Yesit'sreal
January 29, 2019 2:09 pm

We need to put some more sun simulators in operation.

Ellington Coyotington
Ellington Coyotington
  Yesit'sreal
January 29, 2019 2:31 pm

Flat Earther alert. Above. Don’t look.

Ellington Coyotington
Ellington Coyotington
January 29, 2019 2:28 pm

Narrator: Faster than a midnight tweet. More powerful than a media pundit. Able to leap all critics in a single tweetstorm.
Man 1: Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird.
Woman: It’s a plane
Man 2: It’s SuperTroll!
Narrator: Yes, it’s SuperTroll, strange visitor from New York City who came to DC with powers and abilities far beyond those of rational men. SuperTroll, who can change the course of mighty discussions, bend wills with his bare hands. And who, disguised as Donald Trump, mild-mannered POTUS for a great world power, fights a never ending battle for walls, Wall Street and the American right. And now another exciting episode in the adventures of SuperTroll.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Ellington Coyotington
January 29, 2019 2:56 pm

Ellington Coyotington. That’s some funny shit. Do you have to wear an ascot when you comment?

Bob P
Bob P
January 29, 2019 3:42 pm

I often glance at CBS.com just to keep abreast of what MSM is spewing (I find it the least objectionable of the major US networks), and they, believe it or not, advanced an argument that states the polar vortex is caused by global warming.

“. . . global warming may be playing a direct role in this: there is a theory that as areas near the North Pole warm more than two times faster than the rest of the globe, it weakens the polar vortex, displacing cold air masses southward into Europe, Asia and the United States.”

Global warming alarmists will never admit they’re wrong, no matter what evidence is staring them in the face. When global temperature stopped rising years ago, they merely changed their marketing slogan to climate change and carried on. MSM, of course, is busy pushing their agenda, which favours more regulation and taxes. OAC’s green plan is just the latest nightmare.

RiNS
RiNS
January 29, 2019 3:47 pm

moar trolling!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  RiNS
January 29, 2019 6:53 pm

Lol. Not only a genius. Not only a stable genius. A very stable genius.
VSGPDJT

Donald J Trump – the J is for genius.

TC
TC
January 29, 2019 4:07 pm

No doubt he’s a grand master shit poaster, and it’s fun to watch the liberal heads explode. Too bad he hasn’t accomplished anything else.

Me
Me
  TC
January 29, 2019 5:02 pm
splurge
splurge
  Me
January 29, 2019 5:17 pm

Thanks for the link.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TC
January 29, 2019 6:01 pm

Yeah I know. Bringing peace between N. Korea and the US was absolutely a nothingburger.

T4C

TC
TC
  Anonymous
January 29, 2019 8:56 pm

LOL, Korea? Is that the best you can come up with? Sad. Korea was never a threat to the US. The only reason Korea was negotiated was on Israel’s behalf. So yeah, I guess if your gauge is whether Trump has done everything Israel wants, you could say he’s had a successful 2 years.

KaD
KaD
January 29, 2019 6:13 pm

I was watching the weather channel and they were reporting the record cold but STILL insisting that globull warming was a real thing. You just can’t fix liberal stupid.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  KaD
January 29, 2019 6:57 pm

It’s -19F now. They’re predicting -31F here in Minneapolis tomorrow night. Real temperature, not wind chill. Hasn’t been that cold in 23 years. Wind chills of as low as -60F. Fucking Paris Accord my ass.

22winmag - PFC Frank reporting for duty
22winmag - PFC Frank reporting for duty
January 29, 2019 7:49 pm

Who writes this crap for the illiterate Orange guy in the Oral Office?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  22winmag - PFC Frank reporting for duty
January 29, 2019 10:23 pm

She lost, We won!

22winmag - PFC Frank reporting for duty
22winmag - PFC Frank reporting for duty
  YourAverageJoe
January 30, 2019 3:13 am

AIPAC WON YOU DUMB SHIT!

BK-Get right, or get left. Behind.....
BK-Get right, or get left. Behind.....
January 30, 2019 6:55 am

The Golden Golem of Greatness slams a truth loaded comedy homer again. I think he meant to say “shamming” not waming though. Truly the best at making SJW heads explode with the fewest possible words. It’s Christmas everyday with this guy.