Senators On Left, Right Come Together To Fight For Only Thing They Agree On: Endless War

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Senate advanced a measure this week to rebuke President Trump for withdrawing troops from Syria and Afghanistan in a bipartisan effort to defend the only thing the left and the right still agree on: endless foreign wars.

While the left and the right barely ever manage to eke out a bipartisan bill anymore, their response to the slightest deescalation in an occupied foreign country was swift from both sides of the aisle.

“It’s a beautiful thing when Republicans and Democrats can find common ground, like remaining in the Middle East indefinitely with only vague plans for withdrawal at some ever-shifting date in the future,” said Senator Mitch McConnell. “There are still some traditions that this nation holds sacred, and we can’t allow President Trump to divide us on this.”

“This is America, after all. How are our troops going to defend our freedoms if they’re not all the way on the other side of the globe forever?” McConnell added, drawing applause from both Democrats and Republicans.

Democratic senators also reminded the nation that Trump is a pawn of Putin, as that’s the only possible reason he wouldn’t want to start World War III over a Middle Eastern country.

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise
As an Amazon Associate I Earn from Qualifying Purchases
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
7 Comments
anarchyst
anarchyst
February 2, 2019 5:07 pm

We (unfortunately) have the “best politicians that Israel can buy”…the 40 or so dual citizenship Israelis who occupy the halls of congress along with the thousands of influential “policy wonks” who are infecting MY country’s government have to go.

Ammo
Ammo
February 2, 2019 5:36 pm

…don’t these POS politicians ever get tired of killing military men and women just to protect their financial and political futures…but build a wall to protect our citizens, nah, can’t do it cuz it’s immoral???….we need a veterans Star Chamber to put some balance back into this one party system

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
February 2, 2019 5:42 pm

It’s the circle jerk war of the crony capitalists from Wall Street to K-Street to Capitol Street . “THEY” are making an obscene fortune while Our family members and older children get a toe tag and a flag over their dead bodies and get called America as hero’s . I will never belittle any person that puts on the uniform to serve our nation or doubt their convictions or intent . However I know without question their honor and integrity is being laid to waste along with their blood and treasure by vile pure evil scurrying about our nations Capitol like cats covering up their own shit . The most dishonorable treachous treasonous people in the country haunt the nations Capitol and are titled congressman or senator . Remember when your child considers serving in the armed forces the people that use them as cannon fodder , “THEY” do not give a flying fuck about your children or you . The sooner we average Americans confront the true enemies of American Freedom the sooner we can Make America Great Again . It will not be done by bringing our best and brightest young people home in a box or damaged physically or mentally for life !

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
  Boat Guy
February 2, 2019 6:35 pm

The military will never run out of willing fodder, the benefits are pretty good.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
  Donkey Balls
March 13, 2019 2:05 pm

Yep! a flag and a coffin when your dead. Best benefits the government can provide.

TampaRed
TampaRed
February 2, 2019 5:48 pm

from the wapo,an article about how all the 2020 demo candidates 4 potus are aligned w/trump on the pullout issue-

https://s2.washingtonpost.com/camp-rw/?e=Y2hhcmxlc3dlc3RsYWtlQGVhcnRobGluay5uZXQ%3D&s=5c545733fe1ff67e4d6e6c1a

monger
monger
February 3, 2019 9:53 am

While I despise the war mongering by the republican side, the democrats are so far past them in hypocracy its a sight to behold, the anti war party of the past is dead.