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Me
Me
February 5, 2019 1:06 pm

Delish!

TheBurningTruth-gt right, or get left. Behind.....
TheBurningTruth-gt right, or get left. Behind.....
  Me
February 8, 2019 5:47 am

Team America!!! Fuck yeah!!!

Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
February 5, 2019 1:07 pm

Where is the extra loaded magazine? And, where is the rest of the bacon?

Platoplubius
Platoplubius
  Texas Patriot
February 5, 2019 1:13 pm

The mag is duct taped under the table with the sawed off of course.

Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
  Platoplubius
February 5, 2019 2:06 pm

Okay, I will give you the sawed off, but it really should be leaned against the table. The mag has plenty room on the table. Too slow to get to it if under the table. LOL!!! Good reply anyway!

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  Texas Patriot
February 5, 2019 6:38 pm

SAWN-OFF!

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  Platoplubius
February 5, 2019 6:38 pm

SAWN-OFF!

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Texas Patriot
February 5, 2019 1:58 pm

And the other two eggs??

Ned
Ned
February 5, 2019 1:15 pm

Damn, did the chickens have a bad year and you went hog huntin?

Mustang
Mustang
February 5, 2019 1:23 pm

Remove whatever pistol that is and substitute a Kimber 45. Then it would be perfect!!!

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  Mustang
February 5, 2019 4:23 pm

I prefer my Bulldog .45 Colt.

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  Mustang
February 5, 2019 6:39 pm

Die MIM gun-parts, die!

ozum
ozum
  Mustang
February 6, 2019 12:25 am

No; HK VP9

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  ozum
February 6, 2019 12:35 pm

When the heck are they going to get off their arses and make a long slide VP9?

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
February 5, 2019 1:33 pm

My pants are getting a bit tight. I think I’ll cut back and go 9mm instead of .45 and see if that helps.

Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
  Harrington Richardson
February 5, 2019 2:08 pm

Good choice. And, use a belt pack instead of an inside the pants holster. That works great!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 5, 2019 1:38 pm

WTF is that stuff in that cup, Starfux? Cold, DARK and nasty is the only way.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Anonymous
February 5, 2019 2:27 pm

“COld, dark, and nasty…”

Hmmm… Detroit? St Louis? Chicago?Camden?

All of the above.

Javelin
Javelin
February 5, 2019 1:39 pm

Larger coffee mug.. otherwise you nailed it.

NtroP
NtroP
  Javelin
February 5, 2019 5:53 pm

Double up on the eggs and hold the toast; I’m eating low-carb. Other than that, perfect.

BL
BL
February 5, 2019 1:46 pm

I eat bacon, eggs , real butter and plenty of it. Stick that in your elevated cholesterol and shove it because my levels are normal as they come. THAT is the breakfast of champions.

StackingStock
StackingStock
February 5, 2019 2:02 pm

I’ll be honest here, that’s my table.

Carry on and always carry. ..

Stubb
Stubb
February 5, 2019 2:03 pm

Only one egg? WTF?

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 5, 2019 2:18 pm

No jam for my toast?

Bob P
Bob P
February 5, 2019 4:12 pm

Woman! Where’s my damn beer?

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  Bob P
February 6, 2019 1:10 am

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Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
February 5, 2019 4:20 pm

It’s missing 2 slices of last nights Pizza and the gun is laying on it’s right side to make it harder to pick up quickly but otherwise its fine.

White Rationalist
White Rationalist
  Fleabaggs
February 5, 2019 4:45 pm

Good catch on the position of the gun. You da man.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  White Rationalist
February 5, 2019 5:08 pm

White Boy.
I was a two bit gang hoodlum, it was a matter of staying alive.

GoneWest
GoneWest
February 5, 2019 4:46 pm

Too much toast and not enough bacon.

Okay, okay, get rid of the toast but take as much of the butter off it as you can. You can then put it on the egg, bacon, or stir it into your coffee. See, there’s a choice for everyone and all options are delicious. Enjoy!

musket
musket
February 5, 2019 4:53 pm

Xanadu…..everything is better with bacon!

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  musket
February 6, 2019 1:05 am

Bacon is not “emergency” gun grease.

It’s everyday gun grease!

Old Shoe
Old Shoe
February 5, 2019 4:53 pm

There’s no such thing as too much bacon.

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
February 5, 2019 6:25 pm

No unclean animal flesh here and it’s BREAKFAST ALL DAY.

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Overthecliff
Overthecliff

Health food!

Coalclinker
Coalclinker

You ever tried this? A couple of drinks of this followed by a big greasy breakfast afterwards is awesome.
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22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  Coalclinker
February 6, 2019 1:04 am

I try to keep Hirsch around along with “Fitch’s Goat” … a premium Texas corn liquor.

Keyword try. The taste is like few tastes I’ve ever known.

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Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson

Confirmation? LOL!

Cricket
Cricket
February 5, 2019 7:01 pm

Always coffee, often bacon, sometimes eggs too, but rarely toast. As for any handguns I may or may not own, or long guns lost in a boating accident after the long gun registry went away, I’m obliged to keep any firearms unloaded and locked up with a trigger lock, separate from any ammunition since I live in Canada.

I envy Americans who can just own firearms and keep them loaded near or on their person if they choose to without fear of government taking away their rights to firearms for nothing more than violating arbitrary government rules.

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  Cricket
February 5, 2019 7:38 pm

FREE QUEBEC!

TheBurningTruth-ge right, or get left. Behind.....
TheBurningTruth-ge right, or get left. Behind.....
  Cricket
February 8, 2019 5:53 am

Trust me, we fear our government, but the feeling is mutual, so we tolerate each other, most of the time. Kinda like marriage…

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  KaD
February 5, 2019 8:21 pm

Easily the least impressive Central American gang murder I’ve ever seen.

Dude had better run.

Real gangs don’t like to be embarrassed by amateur hits like that.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  KaD
February 5, 2019 9:37 pm

i did not see it in the article about who was killed–
was it a fellow foreign gang member,or a citizen or legal immigrant?a targeted killing or random?

TampaRed
TampaRed
February 5, 2019 8:00 pm

seis huevos,queso grits,bacon or sausage,taters,cuban toast,coffee strong & black,the same way i likes my senoritas-
who needs the gun,after a bfst like that i’m content to go home–

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  TampaRed
February 5, 2019 8:16 pm

Tampa..
According to the spy cam video Nkit provided, you like your bacon dark and on the hoof.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Fleabaggs
February 5, 2019 9:34 pm

nothing like going out into the field after dark & getting yourself a wild black hog–in fla it’s 12 months out of the year,no closed season–
about that spy cam-have you heard about how they’ve been being hacked?it’s happening a lot but recently in chicago a family put their small kid to bed & then heard a man’s voice talking to the kid–dad ran in to his room thinking there was an intruder & the guy saw him & started cussing him–

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  TampaRed
February 5, 2019 10:29 pm

Red..
Hadn’t heard but now that you bring it up. It just occurred to me, why did it take this long to get into everyday crime. One of those V-8 moments for me. So now I presume the next big thing will be anti hacking protection.

Kitster
Kitster
February 5, 2019 8:32 pm

Looks like breakfast at our house except no toast & lots of butter.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
February 5, 2019 8:43 pm

Tired of the old battle ax? This breakfast gives you a couple of ways to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG7w6Nzx7hU

BL
BL
  EL Coyote
February 5, 2019 8:54 pm

EC- In Central and South America, the people say, “Eat a breakfast of a KING, a lunch of a PRINCE and the dinner of a PAUPER”. Most don’t understand the health benefits of that advice but I would agree with them.

mark
mark
  EL Coyote
February 5, 2019 11:09 pm

This is a bad ass…ass kicking song.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  mark
February 5, 2019 11:37 pm

Thanks, mark. I try all types of American songs. I’m always surprised most folks don’t recognize them. It’s like they are all recent immigrants or something.

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  EL Coyote
February 6, 2019 1:15 am

Wow. Love the song- but never heard that version or seen that video.

Dances with Coyotes
Dances with Coyotes
TheBurningTruth-gt right, or get left. Behind.....
TheBurningTruth-gt right, or get left. Behind.....
  EL Coyote
February 8, 2019 5:56 am

A talent taken too soon…
RIP Falco

nkit
nkit
  mark
February 5, 2019 11:48 pm

Truly a classic brought to you by the authors of this classic…..

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
February 5, 2019 10:12 pm

Trump is going to Vietnam several decades late. In his next sentence, he mentions Venezuela. Ivanka is almost in tears when he mentions the Great Whore’s embassy move to Jerusalem.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
February 6, 2019 12:09 am

juuuust relax….breathe easy…

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
February 5, 2019 10:16 pm

Trump is announcing a peace with honor retreat from Afghanistan, he calls it a political solution, if it can be worked out. We’ll still continue the fight on terrorism.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  EL Coyote
February 5, 2019 10:33 pm

C..
She should be teared up, she’s going to be the honorary Mayor for Life.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
February 5, 2019 10:16 pm

Coffee needs to be real hot and real black.

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
February 5, 2019 10:22 pm

Where the hell is my corned beef hash?

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  Donkey Balls
February 6, 2019 1:22 am

Fried until crispy flaky!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
February 5, 2019 10:23 pm

This SOTU sounds like the great society on steroids; unlimited spending on a new arms race, a war on MS-13, Antisemitism, childhood cancer, AIDS, socialism,

It’s the Americans! would not elicit the same joy now as it did in WW2.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
February 5, 2019 10:25 pm

Man, give me a plate of flaky buttermilk biscuits with sausage milk gravy and salt and pepper shakers and that’s heaven. Black strong coffee from a percolator is the drink of choice.

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
  Coalclinker
February 6, 2019 1:22 am

Proper mess hall food!

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
February 6, 2019 4:53 am

In the 1920’s, Edward Bernays was hired by a pork producer, Beech-Nut packing company, to increase sales…and bacon-n-eggs for breakfast took off….

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum-Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump……tick tock…..”they’re good people”.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 6, 2019 6:19 am

I miss SSS. He loves bacon.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Llpoh
February 6, 2019 11:05 am

maybe he went to bacon heaven–
btw llpoh,i’m about out of soap so when i go to the store should i buy original irish spring or dial berry smelling soap?
they both seem to lather up the same–

EL Cholo
EL Cholo
  TampaRed
February 6, 2019 11:23 am

Just don’t buy liquid soap, that takes the whole fun out of dropping the soap.