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22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
February 6, 2019 8:44 pm

Played, flayed, and sprayed.

bigfoot
bigfoot
February 6, 2019 8:50 pm

“I dreamed of you, Nancy. A dozen Mexicans surrounded your naked body, all of them saying ‘No, you first.'”

Dances with Coyotes
Dances with Coyotes
  bigfoot
February 7, 2019 11:49 am

Ecktually, moron, we would say, ‘me first’ because you don’t want to be the last guy, trust me on that one.

bigfoot
bigfoot
  Dances with Coyotes
February 7, 2019 9:48 pm

So sorry, EC. I’m surprised that a smart, experienced Mex like you wouldn’t, had you been last, just to have thought of removing her dentures.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  bigfoot
February 7, 2019 10:02 pm
DD No More
DD No More
February 6, 2019 8:50 pm

Avoid getting the clap from a House Hag.

Pequiste
Pequiste
February 6, 2019 8:52 pm

Please, somebody, throw her a herring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Rm0x73oD4

TampaRed
TampaRed
February 6, 2019 9:17 pm

the way trump handled them last night reminded me of his speech at the big dinner in new york just b4 the election where hillary & lots of celebrities were there–
it was like he was going into the lions den & kicking butt–

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
  TampaRed
February 7, 2019 3:09 am

That was the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Fund raiser. Trump has been attending this Catholic (JESUIT) dinner for years ! Alfred Smith was in the construction business in New York, 4 time gov. of NY, repeat presidential candidate…..buddies with FDR.

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum- brought to the dollar bill by FDR…just all coincidences, of course.

Dutchman
Dutchman
February 6, 2019 9:42 pm

Looks like she might be Down’s Syndrome.

mygirl
mygirl
February 6, 2019 9:49 pm

Democrat females are slatterns. Fishwives. Common and crude and ignorant and stupid. Loudmouthed, vulgar
low IQ clique adherants.
Watching the Pelosi chewing it’s cud like a goat on live tv got me to thinking. I do believe I shall mail her some denture adhesive.

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie
  mygirl
February 7, 2019 7:02 am

Her symptoms are a bit better controlled since the last time she was displayed chewing cud on TV. I did not watch SOTU but in the short clips I have watched it still looks like:

“Tardive dyskinesia (TD) is a serious side effect that may occur with certain medications used to treat mental illness. TD may appear as repetitive, jerking movements that occur in the face, neck, and tongue. The symptoms of TD can be very troubling for patients and family members. The muscle movements are outside of the patient’s control.

Long-term use of medications called antipsychotics can cause TD. Some medications used for nausea can also cause TD. The symptoms of TD might continue even when the medication is stopped. About one in four patients who receive long-term treatment with an antipsychotic will experience TD.

Anyone taking an antipsychotic may develop TD, but certain factors increase the risk such as:

being elderly
being female
having diabetes
having other mental illnesses
It is important to remember that TD usually happens after taking antipsychotics for a long time. Some patients may have TD after 3 months, but many develop TD after several years of treatment. TD is unlikely to occur if an antipsychotic is only taken for a few weeks.

How Is Tardive Dyskinesia Monitored?
Patients taking long-term antipsychotics should be closely followed by their doctor. Their doctor can perform tests to see if a patient has signs of TD or if TD is improving. These tests should be done routinely at office visits because recognizing TD early may reduce the severity of the side effect.

How Is Tardive Dyskinesia Treated?
Once TD develops, some effects may be permanent or take a long time to go away. However, many patients require long term use of antipsychotic medication to treat ongoing mental illness. If TD develops, the first step is to notify the doctor so the medication can be safely adjusted, stopped or switched. The doctor may choose to switch the patient to a different antipsychotic that may lessen TD. Many available treatments for TD offer some benefit to patients, but response to treatment depends on the patient.”

Ginger
Ginger
  KeyserSusie
February 7, 2019 8:56 am

My family and I watched the whole speech. To watch Vice President Pence’s general composure next to the contortions of pelosi was enough to have all of us never ever vote for ANY democrat if that is mental state of their so called leader. She is a disease.

Anonym
Anonym
  KeyserSusie
February 7, 2019 9:54 am

She shows many other symptoms of mental disease, almost as if her brain is disintegrating over the last few years.

Normally, animals hide weakness, for fear of being eaten by a predator.

The left celebrates and promotes weakness.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 6, 2019 9:59 pm

“If you drilled me from behind, it would sound like this, Humpty…fast and furious”

D: “I know. Phock You.. Tie up your old man in a chair, and make him watch. Yeah. Ain’t gonna happen.”

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
February 6, 2019 10:37 pm

Two more years I have to put up with this bitch. I did not sign up for this.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
February 6, 2019 10:41 pm

And all this time I thought she was the sexy mullata…

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
February 6, 2019 10:49 pm

It’s a caption, moron. Every time you makeup with Yokes, you lose more brain cells.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
February 6, 2019 10:55 pm

I thought it was “moran”. Damn, the rules change every time that Coyote gets gas..

Dances with Coyotes
Dances with Coyotes
  nkit
February 7, 2019 11:47 am

There are no rules, you know that. The joke got old, it was like if you still said ‘groovy’ or ‘awesome’.

Untrustworthy
Untrustworthy
February 6, 2019 11:05 pm

When he looks at her, she looks down which is generally a sign of weakness; if not even submission.

Essentially, in that moment, she was emulating this guy from Dances with Wolves:
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Me
Me
February 6, 2019 11:24 pm

Abortion legal to the age of 78.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
February 6, 2019 11:55 pm

She’s saying “You bet your ass I’m gonna get you for this speech you SOB”.

icutrauma11
icutrauma11
February 7, 2019 12:18 am

Want some of this big boy?

Ammo
Ammo
February 7, 2019 1:41 am

Nancy, with a trailer like you’re hauling, you ain’t going to make through the eye of any needle…

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
February 7, 2019 3:19 am

Trump- ‘I really am the Most Worshipful Master..’

Pelosi- ‘he really is the Most Worshipful Master..’

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum-they’re all in it together ! The New Order for the Ages will include the Sanhedrin, who will be the judges as they enforce the Noahide laws world wide. One World Religion is coming, ME peace deal between Israel/Palestine brokered by Saudi Arabia……tick tock, time will reveal….

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  ordo ab chao
February 7, 2019 1:20 pm

That must be in the devils bible.

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
  robert h siddell jr
February 7, 2019 4:17 pm

Haha….it kind of IS from the ‘devil’s bible’. It all has to do with the masonic prophecy on the US dollar bill…..freemasons who created the Zionist…who founded this country for a ‘peculiar purpose’…

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum—“When our founders declared a new order for the ages…they were acting on an ancient hope that is meant to be fulfilled” US Pres. George W. Bush, Jan. 20, 2005 second inaugural address.

That ancient hope is to once again co-mingle with gods, to obtain immortality, to rule the world.

There’s a man and wife (‘steve and jana’) that do Israeli news live on utube. I happened across them yesterday under a title “steve and jana talk 2-6-2019…was about an hour long. They even discussed the pope’s recent moves in the ME (and my awareness of the encycicals he has issued), Talmudic interpretations of abortion, the upcoming peace deal, much more….i.e. the Sanhedrin; United Nations; the manuevering for Noahide law worldwide…..

Ottomatik
Ottomatik
February 7, 2019 11:33 am

Skeletor

It just doesn’tmatter
It just doesn’tmatter
February 7, 2019 8:47 pm

Where are all the short, witty and snappy captions?

I read this on twit: (plagarized)

Nan, perfector of The F+++ You clap.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  It just doesn’tmatter
February 7, 2019 10:04 pm

You must be new here. TBPers never follow instructions.