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Great compilation this week; thanks. Can’t wait for Nkit’s contributions.
The penis transplant… does it feel like somebody else is yanking it for you? Is it queer to yank someone else’s? Asking for a friend.
It’s a cross between Santa’s Flesh and Chicken NutGuts.
Tuck and roll Grandma, tuck and roll.
A criminal for sure.
When did Sumo become MMA??
Toadog
What the hell kind of weird-assed dog is that???
Why, it looks like an American Froghound.
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
A dog with a serious spinal deformity. Her name is “Pig the dog.”
Thanks for that link, Mr. Liberty. Pig is bad to the short bone… Cool dog…
Poor thing. Hope it’s not painful.
Dogs are supposed to catch rabbits and maul them–not mate with them.
The dollar bills will be lost to centrifugal force.
You’re hired.
She was a big hit at the local strip club until her uterus landed in someone’s beer.
that’s when she became a bigger star then stormie daniels–
In Canada she would be lethal, firing loonies and toonies out her yoohoo.
All the other dancers decided to take up rollerball.
A eureka Friday Fail for me!
Here I was with my Friday Fail Martini (I love traditions involving alcohol)…sipping and giggling suddenly finding a tool/tactic I really need and will be using next summer/fall!
Way to go nkit!
I made my wife come over to look and it…rolling her eyes…until she saw it.
I actually own a contraption that requires “some assembly” to peel apples one after another for apple pie in a jar making. By golly, this looks like a better way!
White male ingenuity. Bravo!!!
This one removes the core too:
Now that is the cat’s behonker…Thanks, Mr. Lib
What an ingenious device. And he gives such a great presentation, very witty.
Whatever happened to baton twirling? Nobody seems to do it anymore.
Oddly mesmerizing.
And then some.
I didn’t show this one to my wife…just saying.
if you’d have lied & said this reminds me of you when we were young,you wouldn’t be spending friday night hanging out w/the boys–
Lags is on vacation, and his cupboard is bare, but he salutes kit for this gif of booty on this fine Friday Fail in mid February.
Rave on, brother.
Rave on.
That’s a driver who needs a bullet installed in his skull, and a kid who needs a better/safer place to play.
How did that driver not see that kid?
You might have slanty eyes but you are not fully Chinese until you get run over by a car.
Young bulls are the worse.
(I mean the idiot with the cape)
I ALWAYS root for the bull.
I do too.
That was amazing. Thank you so much for posting it, nkit. I absolutely enjoyed it.
(Apparently, I’m the only one who did.)
Yes, this Toreador did not fare so well…
No, you are not the only won…
Great. I’m glad to see others enjoying this as well. It’s excellent.
Lovely.
Probably not the first time she’s ended up with a ball in her face.
No reaction whatsoever. She’s a zombie.
Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
Why can girls get away with that, but guy’s can’t. I see a double standard here.
How embarrassing would that be? I’d be humiliated.
ewwww!
Thus ended the young Barack Obama’s athletic career.
Wow…there is a serious pissed off back story.
Probably not…likely just an asshole…..with a large baseball bat bruise now prominently featured on his face if there is any justice.
$100 says old, Asian female.
Some people shouldn’t be running around lose.
loose, V..
Thanks for that correction. It’s Guinness night (although I do have to work tomorrow, but at least it’s Friday). 🙂
hmmm….Homer likes Guinness….
Jeez, you gotta unclenched the ass when it goes off.
Virgins are always nervous,they clench too tight and for too long, like first time commenters.
what a bunch of crotchety ol effers ya’ll are,cheering on the destruction of a kid’s toy,and by a golfer no less–
Nah, them kids were phockin w them old dudes, Tampa.
That was justice, in the form of experience.
Like the parking lot scene in Fried Green tomatoes… you don’t have to be young and fast if you have a heavy frame and good insurance.
kid is gonna be so traumatized by that he’ll repress it & his therapist will never be able to help him figure out why he’s so obsessed w/breasts–
mmmmmmmmmmm dinner!
Well, he’s a happy little baby.
Hate to admit I had to watch the football play a half dozen times before I figured it out.
Why is it a “fail” to offer “buy on get one 1/2 off” cemetery plots?? Husbands and wives quite often purchase two plots, there are family plots, etc. Am I missing something or was the presence of the word “fail” on the pic sufficient justification to include it?? I have not priced cemetery plots, but that is likely a HUGE deal.
Because I don’t think the sign was actually for cemetery plots, but for housing… or something.
Surely, there will be those dying to get that deal.
Nutcracker Suite….
I know her!
The man version is a deal because it comes with nuts included. 🙂
Is it a nutcracker?
The shells below look like walnuts….so yes.
Late night gif, or two…
I can be had easily this time of night…
bark like a dog…..