Love the crop top. Says I’m here for the NASCAR race but I don’t want my belly to get too sweaty down her in Florida after I put down about 17 Busch beers.
Let’s get physical, physical. I wanna get physical.
You must not have kids. Because I just see those little shits grabbing, pulling and swinging from that hair that you would eventually have to cut off so that it didn’t get yanked out.
I just picture the old man with the dollar bill on the end of his fishing line saying “Ohhh you almost had it.”
I truly love picturing the marketing meetings these companies have.
“What should we call this product?”
“My grandson and his friends say swag a lot. I think kids these days think swag is cool.”
“Well we checked into Mildred’s idea and ‘The Fortnight’ is copyrighted so let go with Swag.”
Canada…for moose stuff
Fact: A pie in the face has always been and will always be funny. Never forget the classics.
Here you will see the redneck in his natural habitat of Walmart presenting “the goods” to a potential mate.
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad.
Somehow I feel happier about this “fuck off” directed at me. I feel like I should say thank you.
Going Green is important people. At least he’s doing his part.
Further proof that you get what you pay for in life. Never go for the cheapest option, your kid’s birthday party will thank you.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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