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Bob P
Bob P
February 26, 2019 1:35 pm

I’ll not only swear off booze for those three days, but sex, food, drinks, sleep, and breathing, too. I deserve much praise.

Steve C
Steve C
February 26, 2019 1:41 pm

“…I’ve never been known to touch a drop during a total eclipse…” George Gobel on The Tonight Show – 1969

CCRider
CCRider
  Steve C
February 26, 2019 4:06 pm

“Go ahead and laugh. I don’t care. But if you think about it no Japanese airplane ever got past Tulsa”.

My parents were in Vegas back during the Rat Pack years and they saw all the great comedians of that age. Gobel was their favorite.

Steve C
Steve C
  CCRider
February 26, 2019 4:34 pm

That was definitely one of the best Tonight Shows ever.

George Gobel comes out at 11:30

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Steve C
February 26, 2019 4:54 pm

Dean Martin has always been one of my all-time favorites. Great singer and good movies.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
February 26, 2019 1:56 pm

Why in the world would we do that?

Ned
Ned
February 26, 2019 2:02 pm

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NtroP
NtroP
February 26, 2019 2:04 pm

I’m in, as long as it’s not a Leap Year.

22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
February 26, 2019 2:10 pm

People who drink too much and people who believe in the nuke weapons hoax have a lot in common: Pride and Stubbornness!

For the older folks here on TBP: It’s time to let go of those childhood memories of cowering under you school desk and cheering JFK for saving the Earth from the brink of disaster! For the folks from my generation: it’s time to let go of watching “The Day After” (1983) and Ronnie Raygun spouting off about the SDI boondoggle!

For the last time: Nuclear weapons ARE NOT fucking real!

No, they aren’t! If they were, we would have all been dead long ago or scratching out a Dark Ages existence.

How fucking dumb do you have to be to believe the mainstream narrative on this shit?

As if two nuckular bombs were really dropped 73 year ago, and for 73 years after all that has prevented UTTER NUCKULAR ANNIHILATION was two things:

1. 73 years of Pure Luck: As in several hoaxed near real-life Bedford Incidents https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bedford_Incident AND several supposed real-life near accidents like the fake as fuck Goldsboro near miss https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash

2. 73 years of God-blessed HUMAN DIPLOMACY and COMMON SENSE: As in the Mutually Assured Destruction doctrine and 73 fucking just plain “cooler heads prevailing”

I mean really now! What a load of shit! Do you seriously expect me to believe a JEW OWNED nation like the old Soviet Union was ever going to launch so much as a bottle rocket at the ultimate prize… the fully intact and non-radioactive JEW DOMINATED United States? On the flip side, do you seriously expect me to believe the JEW DOMINATED United states was ever going to launch so much as a firecracker at the JEW OWNED, fully intact, and non-radioactive Soviet Union?

Jews pretending to oppose or attack other Jews is the oldest trick in the fucking book!

The only “genius and ingenuity” that went into designing fake nukes was the fact they DO WORK- in the sense that you believe they do! The nuclear scare immediately after WWII was the only way Jew bankers and Jew industrialists could fool the American people and CONgress into signing away their very future prosperity and future peaceful existence by appropriating trillions of dollars for the most epic build up of CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS the world has ever seen (think Korea, Vietnam, and everything else that came after).

As a bonus, this GRAND FAKERY also provided the Jew Bankers and Jew industrialists with the ultimate state of alarm, fear, and demoralization we live in today. Exactly what the Founding Fathers warned us about! Why the fuck do you think they had to come up with the Cult and Serial killer hoaxes in the 80s, the Militia movement hoax in the 90s, the Terrorism hoax in the 00s, and the School shootings hoax in the 2010s?

BECAUSE NUKES NEVER WORKED and anyone with half a brain could see this! Seriously, who genuinely gives nuckluar annihilation a second thought nowadays? I don’t. Do you? Be honest! The fear factor has been wearing off for decades and a whole host of new hoaxes were required to keep the people alarmed and confused.

Wake the fuck up! Compound interest, fiat currency, and conventional weapons were all that were ever needed to destroy America and the world and bring it to it’s knees. Even if nukes weapons could have been made (they tried and couldn’t) there would be NO FUCKING NEED FOR THEM. The hoax did just as much damage and ensured that the world intact for “them” to plunder. Such is the day and age we are living in. The real life Matrix.

Start using your head for something more than a HAT RACK!

Ned
Ned

Dude,……….. you need a beer.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Ned
February 26, 2019 5:33 pm

He needs a lot more than that.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  Ned
February 26, 2019 7:03 pm

…..or three.

StackingStock
StackingStock

Win, do you get paid per post?

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  StackingStock
February 26, 2019 5:34 pm

Who would pay for that?

Coalclinker
Coalclinker

Man I think you got a hold of some bad moonshine. Some dumb fuck was using a truck radiator full of lead solder for a condenser. You can test your suspect shine at home:
http://www.home-health-chemistry.com/Lead-Detection.html

Big Dick
Big Dick

Assdholes of your generation is the main reason we are all going to be FUCKED!

22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
  Big Dick
February 26, 2019 11:01 pm

Nope, it’s the older generation who bought into this JEW SPONSORED FAKERY hook, line, and sinker and signed away trillions of dollars to Jew bankers and MIC billionaires to protect them (well, actually to just bomb and invade the fuck out of Korea and Vietnam):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash

How fake can you get? I have no doubt the plane crashed, but you never let a good crisis or accident go to waste. So, they made up this shit about the 4 MAGAton [fake] nuke bomb almost detonating.

Just read the Wikipedia article. Notice how years later, it was Daniel FUCKING Ellsburg (the discredited “limited hangout” leaker who brought you the discreditied Pentagon Papers) who was behind the fake story that only the last backup safety device is all that kept North Carolina from being wiped off the map. Yeah, right!

They are even making a FAKE AS FUCK movie about this FAKE AS FUCK event, just to keep the hoaxing alive 58 years later!

https://variety.com/2018/film/news/nuclear-bomb-movie-hacksaw-ridge-producer-1202985476/

Here is the FAKE AS FUCK bomb!
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Last but not least, here is more FAKE AS FUCK FAKERY from the FAKE AS FUCK Washington Post to help reinforce these kinds of hoaxes:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2018/01/21/cataclysmic-cargo-the-hunt-for-four-missing-nuclear-bombs-after-a-b-52-crash/?utm_term=.92107854fce3

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
February 26, 2019 3:10 pm

OK, apparently, I wasn’t paying attention and I missed the joke the first time around. And, no, it’s not a leap year, but if it was, I still wouldn’t participate.
I’m not telling what the joke is in case others miss it as well.

Edit: I like my vices.

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie
February 26, 2019 3:30 pm

ok, I am in. I will spare myself the 8 ounce Bud Lights I sometimes drink and will not finish the opened bottle of wine in the fridge that has set there for two weeks.

“I usually do not drink beer but when I do I prefer Dos Equis” Said by me in 2004. Followed up with the phrase “Stay Thirsty” to man I said it to. Meaning, always leave the bar with the capacity for more. Never quench the thirst completely or to stupor.

My other drinking adage is never go to a public bar barefooted or in flip flops or sandals. Same thing for fishing on a boat.

IluvCO2
IluvCO2
  KeyserSusie
February 26, 2019 4:35 pm

I’m always barefoot while fishing, and I do it often. Of course, I like to drink beer while fishing also. I’ve made it out alive so far. If I fish on Feb. 30 I will wear shoes and not drink.

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie
  IluvCO2
February 26, 2019 6:03 pm

Some old salts I have known have thick calluses from going barefoot all the time and they have traction on a deck slick with water and fish slime.

The last time I went off shore a wannabe tuna fisherman who had plenty of desire but little experience lost a big yellowfin on the gaff because as soon as he stuck the fish his flip flops flopped off and he lost his footing AND the fish, as he recovered from hitting the gunwale with his chest.

I have seen too many slips and falls. Now a row boat and bream fishing is a bit different.

Stubbing your toe or worse is easy in a rocking boat with action galore. Not to mention flailing fish with hooks hanging out.

splurge
splurge
  KeyserSusie
February 27, 2019 2:50 pm

Ice fishing won’t be much fun barefoot, think I’d skip it

Ned
Ned
February 26, 2019 3:58 pm

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22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
22winmag - Q is a Psyop and Trump is lead actor
  Ned
February 27, 2019 2:41 am

Funny!

However, Jonestown was a total fucking HOAX!

http://mileswmathis.com/jones.pdf

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
February 26, 2019 4:10 pm

Hell, I’d even vote for Hillary if the election was on one of those days.

TC
TC
February 26, 2019 5:58 pm

I know the post is a joke, but seen too many family members destroy themselves with alcohol, so I don’t touch the stuff anymore.

Big Dick
Big Dick
February 26, 2019 6:51 pm

Fuck you I can only get thru a day without a drink after looking at this website and the shit that is going on in the country.

BL
BL
February 26, 2019 7:15 pm

(hic)…… I never drink on February 30/31, but I do take a few snorts on February 29th every (hic) fouuur yeeears……..
-(In my best Foster Brooks voice). 🙂

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
February 26, 2019 10:59 pm

For what purpose would I want to not drink on these days??

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  YourAverageJoe
February 27, 2019 12:48 am

Because they don’t exist, except one during leap year. So you don’t have to stop. 🙂

Wayfaring Strang3r
Wayfaring Strang3r
February 26, 2019 11:44 pm

Weaklings. I haven’t had a drink in 10 years. not kidding. SHTF does not come with Summer Shandy. May was well man up and detox early.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Wayfaring Strang3r
February 27, 2019 12:49 am

Just because you stopped doesn’t mean we have to.

In SHTF, if you have fruit available, you can make liquor. Just saying. Ever read about how jailbirds make their liquor while in stir?