YOU CAN’T PICK YOUR NEIGHBORS

Via Knuckledraggin

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12 Comments
BL
BL
March 7, 2019 11:55 am

I’ll take the “Stars and Bars” for 500 if a fight breaks out with the flamers next door, just sayin’.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BL
March 7, 2019 12:11 pm

I’m guessing “Freebird” & “Gimme Back My Bullets” at volume level 10 drowns out whatever music emanates from the rainbow meat packing plant worker’s apartment next door when neighbors get the tunes playing.

BL
BL
  Anonymous
March 7, 2019 12:14 pm

No Doubt about that Anon. 🙂

musket
musket
March 7, 2019 12:15 pm

Kinda’ rules out the use of claymores…..

MarshRabbit
MarshRabbit
March 7, 2019 12:43 pm

I’m gonna go out on a limb and suggest there must have been at least a few Gay Confederates (I always thought JEB Stuart seemed a little “flamboyant” shall we say).
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TampaRed
TampaRed
  MarshRabbit
March 7, 2019 1:16 pm

suh mosh wabbit,
don’t be calling my great great grandpappy from north carolina gay or i’ll challenge you to a duel as to who can choose the cutest doilies–

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MarshRabbit
March 7, 2019 5:17 pm

There are rumors honest A shared a bed with a man he lived with …

Stucky
Stucky
March 7, 2019 1:03 pm

“Well, fuck me with a spoon!”

Two totally different meanings depending on which window you heard that from.

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
March 7, 2019 2:39 pm

Diversity is our _____?

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 7, 2019 5:48 pm

The same apsrtment, just different room.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
March 8, 2019 3:11 pm

Here is the flag hanging in the hallway that you can’t see:

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 8, 2019 12:50 pm

You USED to be able to pick your neighbors (or at least your landlord used to have more say in the matter). Then came the 1960s.