HOW TO PARALLEL PARK – FOR FEMALES

Hat tip Feral Irishman

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musket
musket
April 14, 2019 11:33 am

That is almost too painful to watch. If it had been in the states then some one would have shot into the parking space while she was out of the slot……

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 14, 2019 11:57 am

What is truly pathetic is that the space was more than long enough for a successful entry going forward. I was “blessed” by living in an apartment complex one summer that had only street parking. I would generally get home at around 1:30am from work, and there would often be ONLY one space left on the street. I had been instructed in the proper procedure for parallel parking, and it was actually something I was tested on when I got my license, so it wasn’t that challenging to do. By the end of the summer (and forever onward), I was an excellent parallel parker (something that pisses off my wife to no end).

Some women should not be allowed behind the wheel (not including my wife in that category):

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
April 14, 2019 12:23 pm

In late 50’s in Kansas you had to parallel park with a state trooper examiner in the passenger seat. You did not get a license if you couldn’t do it.

BB
BB
  Overthecliff
April 14, 2019 12:52 pm

Same in South Carolina in 1975 when I got my driver’s license. I Failed the first time . He sit there just shaking his head .Had to go back a week later.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  BB
April 14, 2019 4:29 pm

My examiner said, you gave it a try. He passed me. 40 years later, I still avoid parallel parking. It is so primitive. If a place doesn’t have a parking lot, I don’t need to shop there.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  EL Coyote (EC)
April 14, 2019 5:08 pm

Aw, my perennial fan gave me my downthumb. Hey moron, you didn’t downthumb my comment on Unc’s article. The zero thumbs are so depressing.

Neuday
Neuday
  EL Coyote (EC)
April 14, 2019 5:26 pm

Shouldn’t your name be La Coyota?

BB
BB
April 14, 2019 12:47 pm

Where’s Stucky when he is truly needed!God help us all.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  BB
April 14, 2019 5:02 pm

You mean to bash her head in like a raccoon? I totally agree.

Annie
Annie
April 14, 2019 12:59 pm

Thank you for that, I needed a laugh today! About a hundred years ago I spent a couple years living in the big (for me) city in an apartment with no parking. I quickly learned how to park my full sized pickup truck in a spot that was a foot longer than the truck. Now I’m so out of practice that I’d probably not have much more luck than the woman in the video.

KaD
KaD
April 14, 2019 1:54 pm

Shouldn’t it be how NOT to parallel park?

NoThanksIJUstAte
NoThanksIJUstAte
April 14, 2019 2:21 pm

COMING UP – Don’t Forget to Tune In Tomorrow for the Follow-Up in this Series: “Pararrel Parking for Asians!”

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Hans
Hans
  NoThanksIJUstAte
April 15, 2019 6:57 am

So true! Female drivers are bad, but older, Asian females are the worst. If you see one anywhere near you, dive for cover. They will run your ass over and keep going.

ListinRMH
ListinRMH
April 14, 2019 3:56 pm

Excellent work by the person filming this. Probably had to worry about the camera battery running out of charge.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
April 14, 2019 4:26 pm

There were several times when she could have called it done. Damn perfectionism.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
April 14, 2019 5:57 pm

Maryland no longer requires parallel parking successfully in a specific number of minutes . A generational issue perhaps don’t really know why ?

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
April 14, 2019 8:31 pm

If it’s her turn, after driving to downtown Charleston sweetie stops the car in the road and sez “you do it”. Smart girl. We each have specific talents. Parallel parking ain’t hers. Cooking ain’t mine.

Two if by sea. Three,if from within thee
Two if by sea. Three,if from within thee
April 14, 2019 10:58 pm

Opiates, anyone?

Doc
Doc
April 14, 2019 11:33 pm

Thanks – I almost split my sides laughing so hard. I grew up and learned to drive in NYC. After more than 40 years of driving including as a Paramedic in the City, I can squeeze into a spot 6″ longer than my car (it probably would take about as long as this video, but I’d make it).