BECAUSE EVERYTHING SUCKS….

Just before Stucky beat him to death with a baseball bat.

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44 Comments
Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
April 17, 2019 3:24 pm

We had a pet raccoon. Yep, we were country.

Gotta say, those raccoons a quite wyly.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2019 3:30 pm

More Cute Animals Munching:

mygirl
mygirl
  Anonymous
April 17, 2019 7:31 pm

Just no no no no no no no noooooo to trans butt munching

Annie
Annie
April 17, 2019 3:56 pm

Coons are vermin. Kill chickens, raid gardens, carry rabies. Should be put out of their misery. With a baseball bat if that’s all you have handy, but a 223 or a shotgun works better. You want to cheer people up, cute videos of puppies, kittens, and babies do the trick for me.

CCRider
CCRider
April 17, 2019 3:59 pm

I was hoping it would finish with the puke scene in “Stand By Me”.

Bob P
Bob P
April 17, 2019 4:23 pm

Look at the disgraceful way it chews. Was it brought up in a barn?

EL Cibernetico
EL Cibernetico
  Bob P
April 17, 2019 5:03 pm

He had two molars pulled, Bob Panda

TS
TS
April 17, 2019 4:25 pm

I thought ‘Stuck the Coonqueror’ used a bastard two-handed 2 X 4. It’s been awhile, I could be wrong.

motley
motley
April 17, 2019 7:56 pm

Spoiled lil bastard !

nkit
nkit
April 17, 2019 11:24 pm

I raised a raccoon as a teenager. What a great pet. Very intelligent. What kind of heartless cocksucker would club one to death with a 2 x 4?

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  nkit
April 17, 2019 11:45 pm

What if it had been a 2X2, would that be ok?

mygirl
mygirl
  EL Coyote (EC)
April 17, 2019 11:51 pm

No.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote (EC)
April 17, 2019 11:56 pm

A brutal clubbing to death of a harmless raccoon is disgusting whatever the measurements of the club. Why should that have any impact on the severity of a heinous crime? Maybe I should shoot you to death with a pellet gun? How about that? Pellets or a load of double aught buckshot? You choose.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  nkit
April 18, 2019 12:23 am

It’s the fog of war. Stuck was defending his domain for the sake of Mrs. Freud. He didn’t want her exposed to rabies or some other infectious disease. He submitted plenty of evidence that raccoons are a health hazard. Stop with the shaming. Fucking liberals.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote (EC)
April 18, 2019 12:43 am

Really? That’s all you got? It had nothing to do with Mrs Freud. It was about kissing his landlord’s ass because he said the raccoons were destroying shit in the attic..Don’t be dishonest. I don’t wish to see that dishonest side of you. The big fucking lummox of a man apparently enjoys killing harmless animals. Don’t sugar coat this because Stuck did it. If I had done it, you would want me crucified, you fucking hypocrite. I get it, big dogs are off limits here, and a Chihuahua will bite your ankles if you dare speak out against them. Sycophant.

TS
TS
  nkit
April 18, 2019 3:07 am

Sigh.
This is probably like Pro 26:17 – He that passes by, and meddles with strife belonging not to him, is like one that takes a dog by the ears.
Oh, well, life is short.
Too bad; I really like your videos. Having said that –

Well, clubbing would be way way down in my order of preference but under the same circumstances I would’ve beat the fucker to death with a rock if that’s all I had. To. A. Bloody. Fucking. Pulp. I’ve had to use whatever was at hand (hammer, wrench, even used a big screwdriver like a knife) to deal with pissed-off badgers charging me, and coons are every bit as hard-core. They don’t give up. Damn rights they’re smart. Dangerous smart. Easy to talk shit when you ain’t dealing with an undomesticated 40 lb motherfucker who’s got his game on.
Heinous crime, my ass. Get a grip. Pisses me off when people whine and bitch about an animal getting killed and then want to turn around and talk shit about killing a human. Talk about hypocrisy. Joke or no, that’s total bullshit.
As far as Big Dogs being off limits; if you can’t run with them, slink on back to the porch and lick your nuts. Doesn’t bode well if a Chihuahua is twitchin’ you out.

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 18, 2019 1:43 am

With my dad I slaughtered untold hundreds perhaps thousands of raccoons. They are vermin depending on location. Farmers hate them. Never clubbed one to death.
Hunted them with dogs, of course. Once, instead of a coon in the high brush, turned out dogs had bayed up a very large black. Bear that is, but the dogs were none too fond of the two legged kind either, come to think of it.

The bear commenced to swatting the hounds ten feet high through the air, charging around the underbrush. Scared crap out of me, given I was toting a .22 and not a centerfire. Might as well have been shooting spit wads. It was very dangerous. We went and fetched the 06. That resolved our difficulties. Always use the right tool for the job.

Old Toad of Green Acres
Old Toad of Green Acres
April 18, 2019 4:37 am

Oh, how cute, warm and fuzzy.
Just wait a bit to when that mature 50 lb sweet thing climbs on ol’ Rover’s back, gouges his eyes out and gnaws on his throat spurting blood everywhere. Then goes after you all hissing and snarling after eating the cat.
Giggle, sort of like the USA committing suicide by bringing in millions of subnormal intelligence from violent societies, wink, wink, nod.