WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Real life Cookie Monster running amuck in Wally World. Actually, you know what, I take that back. Cookie Monster wouldn’t even throw that type of temper tantrum. I’m sorry CM for lumping you in with this jerk.

Not the Easter eggs he wanted to find, but that’s life kid. Deal with it.

Don’t look now, but summer time is crackin’ its way through.

Okay, let’s for argument sake just agree we’re all going to get an “eat my ass” tattoo. Why on the shin? Seems like somewhere in the bottom 5 places to put it.

Wowzers! How bad is your eyesight that you need a bird’s eye view of some new glasses?

Shit happens. But, if I’m being honest, if it’s gonna happen Walmart seems like a pretty good place to have it happen. Nobody will even look twice when you do a bottomless walk of shame to the pants section.

Honestly, I think this is what I’d wear if I was hired to go undercover with kids these days 21 Jumpstreet style.

“Whatchu gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside yo trunk?” – Oh, just put it on the roof. Ok, guess that answers that.

Boy I’ll tell you what, I’d love to see what you’re hunting while lying in a pile of deer antlers.

Very convenient. Just let all the ladies drop their numbers in the bucket and go about your day.

I kinda want to know what James did to the window. Maybe that guy is James. If he is James I don’t even need an explanation I’m automatically on the “Fuck you James” bandwagon.

That’s it people, keep looking at Russian and border walls. That’s exactly where they want you concentrating and then BOOM! The South rises again!

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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BB
BB
April 27, 2019 1:33 pm

Sometimes I believe whites have been betrayed and beaten down so much we will never rise in the south. Maybe after the coming collapse when we are scared and people start to get real hungry they will rise.
I went a couple days with out eating recently and it was one hell of an experience.Try it.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  BB
April 27, 2019 3:29 pm

I think Southerners are just keeping their powder dry for when the SHTF (the Communist Revolution). Patriots peacefully marching in the streets to protect American Rights and property from Useful Idiots like in Charlotte only makes us targets and gives TPTB an opportunity to flex all their Police State muscles, and empty their MSM organs. Our cause was Just and it remains; their Day of Judgement is coming; but it will be the Useful Idiots who will be double crossed, cold, hungry, scared and angry.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 27, 2019 3:21 pm

Many aisles at Walmart look like that normally. The worst is the costume aisle around Halloween time. A local earthquake is also a good possibility. Hard to imagine that some raging would have gone on in the cookie aisle. Now the “ethnic hair care” section…certainly.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  MrLiberty
April 27, 2019 10:53 pm

I used to be amused by these pictures but I fear the idiot class has discovered it and actually thinks it is a guide for how to dress and behave at Walmart. I’ve seen this whole collection at our local store a couple of times in the last couple of months and it defies belief.
The sign over the door should state “Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.” I just hope none of them vote and pray fervently the Kroger store never closes.