Look like someone was baking ass muffins.
Looks like the rest of the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.
If they do a full on live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I think we’ve got Master Splinter cast. That’s a power rat-tail you can’t overlook.
Sorry lady, dented kids aren’t half priced and you definitely can’t return them. I’ve tried.
The Joker’s grandma has to go shopping sometimes too.
Nobody ever talks about the Father of Dragons.
Homeboy, how far deep do you need to go? Are you scratching her bellybutton?
Girl you better hope you don’t find yourself around Big Bird during mating season.
Let me see you bounce right and left and let your shoulder lean.
Let your shoulder lean, just let your shoulder lean.
Ay, get it right, two step and let your shoulder lean.
Let your shoulder lean, just let your shoulder lean.
No pants, no problem…
Well I truly didn’t think anything in the world would make me go vegan, yet here we are. Goodbye forever beef.
Embarrassing your girlfriend in public, well if you ask me that’s just…Dino-mite!
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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Everytime I swear I won'[t look and then I do and then I swear I’ll never do it again…..Gack
When someone asks you a dumb question wouldn’t you like to respond like this?…..
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I’m retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn’t, because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won’t let me shop there anymore.