I think this is like the equivalent of throwing a kegger in high school when you’re parents go out of town for the first time.
This looks like an ad for some shitty knock-off bro liquor drink that will get yanked by the FDA in a few months.
Sometimes you gotta work the prostate to get the pipes working. Thank goodness to whomever invented elastic jeans.
Geez, I know people hated the weird version of Sonic in the movie trailer but I didn’t know the hate was this bad.
Who do you think he’s supporting in the Democratic primary?
Just don’t. How ’bout that?
As if the color of your car didn’t give me enough of a headache, that awful attempt at a sentence just put me into the dark.
I guess he decided last minute that he could pass Walmart’s drug test on his own.
Nobody on Earth likes Jeff Goldblum that much and if you saw Independence Day you know aliens from other planets probably hate him.
I started to write something out then quickly realized how many times per day us men touch our balls so I guess I’ll say nothing and let the our female audience have their say.
Here is where he would look at the camera and say something witty. Honestly, I’m just having trouble trying to figure out how movie executives make so much money but nobody spoke up against the idea when they decided to cast Ryan Reynolds as the voice of Pikachu after hearing him as Deadpool for the past few years.
Oh good, I bought my mom that necklace for Mother’s Day and it’s always nice to see it out on other people. I think she’ll love it.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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Love the guy with a proud of his Dodge and all,with a Toyota dealership plate frame!
Can U hemi? Now? Heh.
Learn to spell with Darnell.
Today’s word is innuendo.
I-N-N-U-E-N-D-O.
Now less use it in a sintance.
I told my ladyfren I’s coming over to her bedroom tonight fo some sessual healin’
She say, ‘but my Pappy locks da doh at night.’
So, she acks me how I gone git in?
I said innuendo.
Until I read your comment, I had absolutely no idea what “Can u hemi nah” was. I was totally clueless. I get it now, thanks!
Lol. Took me a bit.
At times, the sponge aspect of our brain delays, or fails to absorb, as it routinely should, unlike most who have quick wit and sharp understanding, catching the clues to solve wondering.
I’m guessing the Dodge owner hails from South of the Mason Dickson line.
BOLO. Right, gif man?
If you have to explain the joke, it isn’t funny.
you get a B+ in Ebonics.
I-N-N-U-E-N-D-O. Innuendo was his name-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8fv9Sz2oo
HiWay patrolman is sitting in his car on the side of a road in Arkansas, when a older car held together with baling wire come lurching by, smoking from the tailpipe and elsewhere. The cop is bored to death, so he decides to stop the car for a little light entertainment.
As Mr. Policeman walks past the back of the stopped car, he notes that the license plate on the back bumper is 2 years expired and wonders if the driver has a driver’s license and certificate of insurance.
At the driver’s window, he asks, “Got any ID?”
The driver looks really puzzled, and says, “Bout wha?”.
cheech and chong up in smoke, you got a license? Ya, its on the bumper man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuYeQi4wB_k
Makes us in St Louis proud.
I will continue to buy a select few items that I have only found at Walmart, or Walmart actually has the lowest price, but will do it online.
The giant Iguana was probably in the same shopping cart that I used later. Iguanas and other reptiles carry parasites that I do not wish to encounter. Sheee-it!! Why doesn’t Walmart have some sort of security? Some old geezer like me could be their rent-a-cop, someone willing to be on his feet for 8 to 10 hours a day for $8.00 an hour.
If you read the sign at the entrance it says you can’t put any kind of animals in the carts (buggies).