My man lookin’ like a bald eagle just born to fly.
Sick impression of my kid when I leave her alone for 5 minutes and tell her to dress herself.
It should tell you something that it takes a girl without pants to distract me from your hot pink hair.
Sending mixed messages here. So do you only want your cousin’s buttholes?
Why do all the cracks always need something on the bottom shelf?
We got ourselves an old fashioned “Who Wears It Better?” – Leg Tat Edition. So who you got? Can you see the camo or did bandana lady put a bow on this competition?
Damn Old Town Road song got every type of cowboy coming out of the woodwork now!
The lesser known sequel – Fievel Goes to Walmart.
Post Malone is 100% that annoying white rapper kid that smells like weed at your first job, typically stocking shelves or washing dishes, who swears he’s gonna make it big in rap game and nobody believes him. He’s also the first ever to actually do it.
Finally some attention is being brought to the plight of the Juggalos.
Ironic plot twist…it wasn’t, but you may have just killed it.
Someone’s job description in life is listed as “Fashion Designer” and they decided one day that pants with Anime characters looking like they’re about to give someone a blowjob was stylish.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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That pic with the Rat should read “Ben, Out With His Bitch ” .
Don’t all anime characters look like they’re about to give someone a blowjob?
Jus sayin’