WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a moving speech to honor Memorial Day, National Security Advisor John Bolton announced seven new wars the U.S. will launch in the coming months.
It’s customary for military leaders to say a few words on Memorial Day, sometimes thanking past soldiers for their sacrifice or reminding Americans of the price of freedom. This year, Bolton is going above and beyond, actually announcing new unnecessary wars as a special gift to the country on this solemn occasion.
Bolton teased wars on Canada, Mexico, England, France, Russia, India, and California, all in honor of the memory of soldiers who have died in past American wars. The national security advisor said that he selected these countries “kind of at random,” picking the names out of a MAGA hat.
“The best way we can remember the fallen is to launch a bunch of new wars and make more fallen,” he said solemnly. “Remember the sacrifice of the soldiers who fought in foreign wars, so that we would have the freedom to launch more foreign wars. They died for your freedoms, they died for your sins. They died so we could attack Iran again.”
“Amen.”
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That phycopath POS needs to wear a uniform and be sent to the battlefield, Mabe give him a 22cal rifle.
Only 7?
You do know this is satire…
But does Bolton know it?
When you pulled the lever for Trump in 2016, did you think you were going to get Bolton?
He actually claimed that he would be draining the swamp, not restocking it with the most dangerous bottom feeders found in nature.
They died so that other people could keep dying and getting pretty medals on their chests. If people stopped being patriots then all those pretty medals would go away and the bad guys would put Rambo in a cage and the US A would all be sad little babies with only Kentucky fried and Budweiser to make them feel better.
KFC and Bud made America what it is, loser.
Venezuela Welcomes 69 Tons of Medicines From China
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Hey, I got an idea to solve this problem
:large
Been saying this for the last 15 years when I realized Iraq was a cluster-fuck …. Put Jenna and Barbara Bush (and all the other direct parts of the lineage of “The Deciders”) on the front lines and see how urgent and important it is.
Bolton needs to go.
He would definitely need to go if he mattered.
I don’t know which keeps me in disgust more, Bolton or Javanka.