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Nancy Pelosi’s birth.
Wasn’t that disgusting enough without bringing Pelosi into it?
I guess you grew up indoors, Bob. That’s a lovely cicada, summertime was marked by the continual buzzing of the 7 year locust. We would grab a buzzing fellow off a tree trunk and coax it to sing for us. We caught June bugs and tied them on a string and let them fly around us. Maybe you will release your kids from their indoor pen and they can hunt for Cicadas which should reappear in 2024.
The Spanish name is chicharra (chee-char-ah)That is also the slang term for Juarez police tactics to get a taciturn suspect talking; they applied the chicharra, some sparking jumper cables to the poor fellow’s nuts. Very effective method to get him singing.
17 year old Hemiptera…..
“Holy shit; jackpot!” Woody mused. “That’s the biggest worm I’ve ever seen.”
Kamala working on getting a raise
Congratulations! You’ve passed your orals at Ladies O’ the Night Finishing School!
You should’a seen the one that got away.
Must be related to Bobbit. Ouch!
Macron out for a Sunday drive.
Brothers bein’ brothers.
Makin’ bacon sizzle.
Back that booty up.
…and that’s how queers are made.
I thought you were born that way, Anon. Who turned you?
Ruth Buzzy Ginsberg
Admin, ++++
Well, in defense of the soccer aides, most of those injuries are probably faked anyway.
Blonde…..
I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it….
Implants don’t bounce.
I said to rent a horse and buggy, you idiot.
Ouch.
And that’s how little Bobby Brady made Marsha’s nose look tiny by comparison.
What dip do you want on your nachos?
Just a naked girl, please.
Nachos on a white comforter, all I can see is how to get the orange stains out of the comforter….but then, I’m female…..
You lick them off. Wait, when you say “white comforter” are you talking about the lass or the blanket?
Are those chips taco flavored?
They are now.
Now there is a healthy snack.
Junk food made perfect.
If I had to sum up her talents in one word, I’d say . . . none.
Why, oh why, would anyone do that?
Too much booze, not enough brains, girlie.
I thought that was you, mygorilla.
No little chihuahua, once again you are wrong, then again, it’s hard to know much when you’re always yapping like you do….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efcLsg8QPjc
Brains and agility on par with one another.
That cab driver…
HE ain’t gonna be in Rush Hour 3!”
It seemed so fortuitous that SUV intercepted the cab in the nick of time, till the world learned the biker’s name: John Bolton.
Super Dave as a teenager.
Nice infinity pool……… Daisy Duke ?
Catapult
Oh what a perfect day to be alive! So beautiful; so peaceful . . . oh shit!
Why the hell is this the world’s favourite sport?
Sorry. My fault. Combination of that perfect bum and no action for a while.
Doesn’t she ever get dizzy?
She?
First reaction: what beautiful eyes! Second: what sharp teeth!
And the French Air Force shows up in the nick of time to save the day . . . wait!
My head says, You’re married, run away, but my dick says, Stay, Bobby, stay!
My wife once said I can only think with my dick. But I protested, “That’s not true! I also come and go with it.”
Now it’ll fit.
Me, carry condoms in the glove box? That’s ridiculous. This is a balloon, see?
That’s uncanny! I used to drive a car like that.
Now that was funny!
mind the gap
The second thing I noticed about this picture was there’s actually a site called CamelToePassion. com. Odd; they’re very stinky creatures.
I am proud to be a camel drover thank you very much
Replay
Replay: If Newton’s Third Law has any validity, he’s now on Mars.
New: Kazakhstan proves skeptics wrong as its new low-tech booster rocket, Olga, successfully launches a man into orbit. A ticker tape parade for the nation’s first astronaut will be held Monday; funeral services on Tuesday.
Too much mass creates tremendous inertia.
It’s OK. He’s on the rebound.
I had no idea that was DDung and the Fatal Attraction Temptress (FAT).
A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant told him that they sell only whole
heads of lettuce.
The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he’d ask
his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his
manager, “Some jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce.”
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right
behind him, so he added, “And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy
the other half.” The manager approved the deal, and the man went on
his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here.
Where are you from, son?” “Canada, sir,” the boy replied.
“Well, why did you leave Canada ?” the manager asked.
The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing but whores and hockey players up there.”
“Really?”, said the manager. “My wife is from Canada.”
“Really? replied the boy. “Who’d she play for?”
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