Progressive Mom Proudly Declares Son To Be Transgender After He Walks Through Barbie Aisle

Via The Babylon Bee

PORTLAND, OR—Young mother Olivia McKinley declared her three-year-old son Kale to be transgendered after he took a brief walk through the Barbie aisle while in the toy section at Target on Monday. She could be heard shrieking, “My son is trans! I accept you, my beautiful, brave trans girl. I do not judge you! I love you just the way you are!” Her mouth was just inches from the boy’s face as she embraced him tightly, though he tried to squirm free.

A man who had overheard the screams walked by and asked, “Is everything OK?”

McKinley shoved the man back and shouted, “Back off! Don’t you dare judge my brave trans daughter! How dare-h-H-HOW dare you!” The man left the store shocked and confused.

When McKinley returned to her son he had walked over to the Avengers toys and had taken down a Captain America figure. “NOOO! NO! They got to you! Don’t let them in! Don’t let their binary poison break your little mind! Be yourself, Kale, be yourself!!” Kale began to cry as the agitated mother ripped the action figure from his hands and replaced it with astronaut Barbie. “Imagine if you became a woman… you could become the first woman on Mars! Or an MMA fighter! Or the first man to get an abortion!”

When last seen, McKinley was overheard calling her son “Kayla” and forcing him to try on a dress while shouting, “It’s OK! I accept you! Stop scratching me!”

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18 Comments
Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
June 12, 2019 11:50 am

The market is flooded with stupid pills. I read this AM that 31% of “men” choose socialism over capitalism.
And 47% of women prefer socialism. We are in real trouble. And we let women vote. Bring it on pres AOC.
Very happy to be living in Mexico. But my kids are in the cesspool.

Neuday
Neuday
  Jack Lovett
June 12, 2019 12:23 pm

Women follow fads, and the Jewish Bolsheviks have been pushing Bolshevism for quite some time. It will be easier for women to change their minds than it will be for Mexicans to stop behaving like Mexicans, cabron estupido.

Cynicles
Cynicles
  Jack Lovett
June 12, 2019 3:59 pm

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction”

Reagan’s words are supported by what “we” are boldly rushing into. So many know nothing of the USSR or Marxism, Bolshevism or the zio’s plan for us all. The education system was a key win for the Marxists so they could burn the books then replace them with the glories of Marxism.

The Banksters control all.

NoThanksIJustAte
NoThanksIJustAte
June 12, 2019 3:33 pm

Progressive Mom Proudly Declares Son To Be Transgender After He Walks Through Barbie Aisle

Not funny because what in other countries could still be considered to be a joke is now a REALITY in the United States of Transgenders.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VDcdst4RdxFMk

Bilco
Bilco
June 12, 2019 3:44 pm

Satire yes,but as we all know here this shit is really happening. Perhaps any mother who would allow that.Should be called an oldie but a goodie.”Dumb Cunt”

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
June 12, 2019 4:34 pm

Freak.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  KaD
June 12, 2019 10:27 pm

that’s brazil,it could not happen in an enlightened country like america–

M G
M G
June 12, 2019 7:03 pm

It may seem ridiculous, but there really was an “agenda” put in place.

As I’ve researched the Abortion issue, I’ve come to believe the gay and homosexual agenda blends with the complete elimination of the FAMILY as the ideal cornerstone for our nation’s foundation.

Almost twenty years ago, I edited this book for the “Editor” and author* and within it you will find a lot of information about how such an agenda is put in place long term.

While both Cindy and I tried to achieve a balance of sorts, with the types of issues involved, I necessarily interacted with the staffs and co-workers (and sometimes the Congresswomen themselves!) and discovered just how “differently” they thought from how I thought…

It was probably the best education I received in actual EDITING and putting a compilation together.

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While we were really good friends then, after CSRosenthal became Mayor of Norman, Oklahoma, she probably said that to any number of editors, who became friends. Waves at Cindy, if she was there.

*CS Rosenthal compiled the chapters as her doctoral thesis, then, a few years later, submitted it for publication. That is when she hired me to edit at the Carl Albert Congressional Research Center at the University of Oklahoma. I edited several publications for the center.

M G
M G
  M G
June 12, 2019 7:23 pm

By the way, I could summarize each of these chapters very easily since I edited and revised every single one of them.

But, I can’t post here without BIRD turds all over me and I think, like Robert Gore… enough is enough.

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
  M G
June 12, 2019 7:31 pm

Sorry maggie, I am a bit confused. How is it that you think that pasting pictures out of a book has anything to do with a Babylon Bee article. Are you so desperate for validation that you seek it no matter where you find room? Are you so bereft of personal worth that you have to smear your feces on every single post. Do you think that we worship your very words. You really are a truly horrible person.

Dr Death
Dr Death
  Hollywood Rob
June 13, 2019 5:48 am

Excuse me? What exactly is your role on this blog?

Dr Death
Dr Death
  M G
June 13, 2019 5:46 am

That’s really interesting that the photo of the NOW rally is facing the page of Bob Dole, M G. It is interesting choice of photo placement.

Am glad to see you’ve got some background in political science research.

Is the Carl Albert Center on the Main OU Campus? Are you a Sooner Fan?

bob
bob
June 12, 2019 7:19 pm

If this was gonna happen, its sure to happen in Portland. Or in several other of the west coast shitholes I guess. What manner of insanity has possessed those that glorify such idiocy/absurdity/perversion? Fucking weirdos.

Scott halloween
Scott halloween
June 12, 2019 10:29 pm

In the news today a pair of lezzys performed a homemade sex change on their baby boy.
They cut off his jiblets and he died.
At least they don’t have the shame of raising an oppressor.
Google it.

dunno y
dunno y
June 13, 2019 5:32 am

So did the young whippa snappa grow up to get astronaut Barbie pregnant and did they live happily forever after on mars after mum passed away?. Luv a good ending.

Buck Ofama
Buck Ofama
October 12, 2019 2:17 am

StupidFuckinCunt.

Buck Ofama
Buck Ofama
October 12, 2019 2:17 am

GoddamnedStupidFuckinCunt.