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Liberal solutions:
Blame whitey
Blame Trump
Pad the playground
Forbid playing
Fire the playground monitor
Demand reparations
In name of equality, demand everyone skin their knees
Pad the playground? They’ll ban that shit.
Back then, a skinned knee was the least of a noob’s problems. Nowadays, hurt feelings are enough to send a noob to the infirmary. Worse still is the idiot who trolls the regulars and gets his feelings hurt when they show their disapproval.
Where is everybody, out collecting their free Iceee?
How my dad would have handled it:
“Nicky, have you lost so much blood that you are about to faint?”
“No, daddy.”
“Then stop being such a pussy!”
“OK, dad. Thanks!”
“Oh, Nicky, one more thing. If it gets infected, and yellow and green pus is oozing out, and there’s a red line running up your leg … be sure to let me know. I’ll probably want to throw some peroxide on it.”
“Dad, stop being such a pussy!”
Dad: “Are you okay Nicky?”
Nicky: “I’m fine Dad”
Dad: “Oh Nicky. You’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Nicky! Hey Nicky!”
Nicky blew his load on you in back of that old Buick, Toni.
There is nothing heroic in being a victim.
Problem; “You fell on the playground and scratched you knee”
PROBLEM?? Why is that a problem? Playgrounds are all about being exposed to being knocked around a bit and accepting it with the understanding it’s not a big deal.
Don’t freak out over little insignificant shit.
My dad: Walk It Off Son !
True story about me and my dad.
My sisters boyfriend in high school was a douche who seemed to spend way to much time at our house.
My sister had started writing to an old boyfriend who has moved away to Florida at the time
She had a collection of his letters to her on her dresser when her boyfriend came over one day.
He found the letters and he wasn’t happy about it.
As a coincidence the old boyfriend was in town and staying with a neighbor down the street .
I met up with Eric at the neighbors house and told him lets go back to my house an hang out .
We arrived at my house. As we were walking up the steps the sliding glass door opened up my sisters
boyfriend started punching Eric
He was 6 feet tall and Eric was at best 5’7″. He outweighed Eric by 50 pounds.
I got him off of Eric. Then he grabbed me by the shirt;I popped the crap out him . He grabbed the
side of his face as the redness started to grow .
My dad slid the sliding glass door open and said,” Son ,kick his ass and then come inside…suppers
ready” .
Disjointed and stupid. Doesn’t tell who is who and who get what. Other than dad having a happy day telling his son to whup his sister’s asshole.
Hell! I love it!