Oh ’cause baby you’re a firework.
Hey ladies, if you’re into bad boys I know someone who ignores all the rules…or at least the ones posted to the front of the entrance.
Ahhh what? I need some help here. Are there any spelling bee judges around? Can you give me the country of origin? Can you use it in a sentence?
Listen creeper, you don’t have to be on our website or inside an actual Walmart very long to know that you might get more than you bargained for when peaking up a dress.
Can you not spell or do I have a dirty mind? Could be the beers…
Out here looking like the homeless bird lady from Home Alone 2 on a hunting trip.
Lil Nas X doing wonders for the underground gay cowboy community. You go buckaroo!
Oh you nasty Miss America. Part of me hopes you’re drinking that pickle juice because you’re pregnant, but then I see the Bud Light and that makes me worried you’re just gross as hell. Oh well, that’s what makes this America right? Bunch of freaks we are.
Snickers, feel free to use this on your next advertising campaign. Magazines, billboards, whatever. Nails it for you free of charge.
What events have transpired for you to move past the point of simply saying “fuck it” like the rest of us and need to print it out?
Can anybody tell me what John Voight’s sister here is doing with a monkey in Walmart?
I have a strong feeling that guitar isn’t the only thing you make weep.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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