Nation Torn Between Watching Democratic Debates, Sticking Face In Blender

Via The Babylon Bee

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7 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
July 30, 2019 7:36 pm

I will take the blender please

22winmag - Q is a psyop and Drumpf is lead actor
22winmag - Q is a psyop and Drumpf is lead actor
July 30, 2019 10:03 pm

Giant meteor?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
July 30, 2019 11:37 pm

I didn’t watch it, but I heard that Buttgeek admitted that his only rationale for being in the race is that he can suck a dick like nobody’s business. No wonder they put Kamala Harris on a different night.

bob
bob
July 31, 2019 7:09 am

That’s a tough one. Both options are horribly torturous and self destructive. Perhaps checking at Walmart during the holidays would be a suitable substitute for either.

Old Toad of Green Acres
Old Toad of Green Acres
July 31, 2019 9:47 am

Feel the love, Blender for me.

DRUD
DRUD
July 31, 2019 11:01 am

I can say that I never, even for a second, considered doing either. Indifference is really the answer to the problem of government.