WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

All crossed up like that, can’t ever trust what this person is saying.

Have you seen those Walmart carts? Filthy. Can’t just put a nice purse in there. Nice purses are hard to care for, gotta keep them protected.

Got this weird sense the feeling is mutual toward you from every girl that has a pulse.

As a white guy, should I be offended? I’m not, but should I be? It is 2019, everything is pretty offensive these days. But in reality all I thought about was finding a catcher with the last name of cheese for this guy to play ball with.

Sad to report that truck has never been able to leave that spot…cause the guy just can’t pull out.

Meet Ron. Absentee Step-Father of Dragons.

Pretty sure my man just sat on a tub of whey and uses his cheeks to pop that can like Popeye does spinach right into his protein hole.

Nobody ever talks about the upside of drugs. “Sleep wherever you want” for instance, might be a selling point.

Bonus points for honesty and overall pleasantness. I don’t want my car dinged up so I appreciate the heads up.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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James
James
August 3, 2019 2:34 pm

Unfortunately a real freak shot up a wally world in El Paso today,18 hit so far,not sure yet of any deaths,witnesses say a AK,expect the gun grabbers in 3,2,1………

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  James
August 3, 2019 2:51 pm

Horrible news. America’s safest city (next door to Mexico’s most dangerous city) is going down the tubes.

TS
TS
  James
August 3, 2019 10:53 pm

One more lesson in packin’ all the time; this could’ve been in any Wally anywhere. Sad. Back in the day I really enjoyed El Paso and Juarez. Been damn near 40 years, tho.