YOGA PANTS RULES

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29 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
August 7, 2019 7:34 am

No one over 40 allowed: if under 40, be in shape.

wishes
wishes
  Anonymous
August 7, 2019 8:59 am

really? yoga pants are one of my staples…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  wishes
August 7, 2019 9:18 am

Really. Maybe 2 women in a hundred over 40 pull it off. JMO.

wishes
wishes
  Anonymous
August 7, 2019 9:27 am

your opinion is appreciated… it will serve to keep me on my toes!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  wishes
August 7, 2019 10:18 am

Is that you, EC? Stucky?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  wishes
August 7, 2019 12:56 pm

Camel toes?

wishes
wishes
  MrLiberty
August 7, 2019 1:20 pm

touche! I might have chosen a better way to say that I appreciate knowing some people consider 40+ plus yoga pants = wrong and that if that’s the case I must work to be one of two in a hundred 🙂

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Anonymous
August 7, 2019 5:17 pm

not necessarily the case,mr anon–
i’m not even a woman & i pull it off quite well–

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 7, 2019 12:57 pm

If any part of what is visible in the yoga pants would allow a sketch artist to make a drawing suitable for a medical text book, then you have no business wearing the pants.
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Ok…on seeing the image….maybe SHE has every right….

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  MrLiberty
August 7, 2019 9:17 pm

Not even Friday, you pervs.
Got any more?

TampaRed
TampaRed
  EL Coyote
August 7, 2019 10:15 pm

yipper,
your mind is fried from your soiree last night–
friday is preceded x2 by the best day of the week,humpday–

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  TampaRed
August 8, 2019 12:23 am

Dealing with Rob Hollywood and Donkey Kong is like riding on the bi-polar express headed to crazy town. Please remind me if you ever catch me walking down that dark alley.

lone wolf
lone wolf
August 7, 2019 1:06 pm

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lone wolf
lone wolf
  lone wolf
August 7, 2019 1:06 pm

Now that’s more like it…

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  lone wolf
August 7, 2019 1:25 pm

Does being pigeon-toed amplify the effect?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  EL Coyote
August 7, 2019 3:23 pm

No, but being camel-toed most certainly does…from the front anyway.
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IPNW The South Had it Right
IPNW The South Had it Right
  EL Coyote
August 7, 2019 4:18 pm

Pigeon-toed effect is the new fad in sexy legs – takes years of walking with feet purposely pointed inward until the toes grow permanently inward. Also makes the calves permanently bow-legged. It does, however amplify the effect of the lower, rear torso area … Nice ass!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  EL Coyote
August 7, 2019 7:32 pm

Being pigeon-toed may mean she can squeeze those thighs around you like a vice.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  ILuvCO2
August 7, 2019 8:45 pm

Yoga pants. The greatest invention short of the internal combustion engine.comment image

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  ILuvCO2
August 7, 2019 9:13 pm

I’ll pass on this last one, dude hands.

IL;uvCO2
IL;uvCO2
  EL Coyote
August 7, 2019 10:11 pm

Didn’t even notice the hands. Was lookin’ at sumfin else.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  EL Coyote
August 7, 2019 10:15 pm

Those hands….

Nuge 2024

SeeBee
SeeBee
August 7, 2019 10:09 pm

There is a time and a place for yoga pants. But Capris are classy.

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  SeeBee
August 7, 2019 11:41 pm

Naw, T4C has it nailed.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  ILuvCO2
August 8, 2019 12:25 am

Wish I did.

TampaRed
TampaRed
August 7, 2019 10:19 pm

the real key for pollution such as this is stopping it upfront–
there should be an application process b4 certain items of clothing can be purchased,and to be certain that they weren’t purchased by a straw buyer they should have to be picked up in person after a 7 day waiting period–