Epstein Hanged Himself With Sheets Tied To Bunk Bed, The Post Reports

Via ZeroHedge

According to an anonymous law enforcement official source, The New York Post reports that six foot tall Jeffrey Epstein was found hanging in his Lower Manhattan jail cell with a bedsheet wrapped around his neck and secured to the top of a bunk bed.

https://www.zerohedge.com/s3/files/inline-images/2019-08-12_16-45-00.jpg?itok=zLEM7I0p

The convicted pedophile apparently killed himself by kneeling toward the floor and strangling himself with the makeshift noose, a law enforcement source said Monday.

https://www.zerohedge.com/s3/files/inline-images/image_7.jpg?itok=py-TrBNM

We are no experts but a six foot tall man, kneeling with a makeshift noose made from bed sheets tied to the rail of the top bunk, would take some serious discipline to fight any survival reflex and actually ‘allow’ yourself to asphyxiate?

A little more difficult than an orange in your mouth and a plastic bag over your head we are sure.

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43 Comments
Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
August 12, 2019 8:17 pm

LMFAO, what a joke! They couldn’t come up with something better? Like Michael Hutchence or something???

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Articles of Confederation
August 12, 2019 9:33 pm

Or David Carradine (Kung Fu)

Pequiste
Pequiste
August 12, 2019 8:22 pm

A billionaire with such great friends couldn’t arrange something classy like a cyanide pill or something?

Maybe the international sex slaver and purveyor was thinking of Brooks from “The Shawshank Redemption”?

I don’t know but I know the FBI, which just today got around to checking out Little St James (Lolita) Island, doesn’t know and won’t know now or ever.

SeeBee
SeeBee
August 12, 2019 8:26 pm

Why didn’t he just put a pillow over his head. Would have been a helluva lot easier.
https://nypost.com/2016/02/15/scalia-found-dead-with-pillow-over-his-head-ranch-owner/

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  SeeBee
August 12, 2019 9:06 pm

Oh man, I want to laugh so hard, but I get a nasty feeling deep inside my belly when I do.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Articles of Confederation
August 12, 2019 11:58 pm

In order to successfully strangle himself (you don’t hang from a kneeling position, you strangle) Epstein had to repeatedly bang his head on the wall and knock himself out before tying the sheet around his neck and kneeling. Had he not done so he wouldn’t have been able to strangle himself. Where’s the video? Where were the guards? Why was his cellmate removed?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl...maybe
August 19, 2019 10:43 pm

And let us not forget the broken bones in his neck. That would never happen by strangling himself with a bedsheet.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
August 12, 2019 8:37 pm

He could have just climbed as high as possible, say from the sink and jumped head first like a pile driver to the floor. Next they’ll claim it was sexual asphyxiation.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Fleabaggs
August 12, 2019 9:08 pm

That’d be John Holmes-ish. LOL, maybe Trump pulled off a quick extraction and smuggled him somewhere.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 12, 2019 9:15 pm

And remember, if he was in fact moved out of the cell, that body belongs to YET ANOTHER DEEP STATE/CCF (Clinton Crime Family) victim.

Bob P
Bob P
August 12, 2019 9:22 pm

Lining up all their ducks. Suicide confirmed–the hackneyed bed sheet around the neck–hence no murderer to search for and any stories about Mossad and CIA become moot. No witnesses because the cell mate transferred out just prior. No video of the event because no cameras point into the cell, so no suspicions raised with the old malfunctioning camera excuse. Prison guards overworked so it’s not their fault. In fact no one’s at fault. Just one of those unfortunate things. Throw a couple of million to the rape victims and everything’s just spiffy as far as MSM and the government are concerned. And senior level politicians, academics, media people, and bureaucrats are still subject to blackmail, so the rot in the deep state continues. Just a small percentage of the population are left whining but they’ll be written off as conspiracy theorists and the entire episode will be forgotten within a month or two. Bad guys win again!

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
August 12, 2019 9:57 pm

You domestic terrorists with your conspiracy theories….Oh wait, you’re Canadian…Okay…carry on…

Uncola
Uncola
  Bob P
August 12, 2019 10:47 pm

Lining up all their ducks. Suicide confirmed

Exactamundo, Bob. The story provides just enough plausible deniability to palliate the Great Unwashed.

Unsurprisingly, though, the article did not say how Epstein affixiated himself using paper sheets.

Because, The Post has also reported on what an ex-convict once housed at the MCC had claimed:

You have sheets, but they’re paper level, not strong enough. He was 200 pounds — it would never happen.

We’re also now hearing stories on how Epstein “manipulated” his guards and with multiple outlets now saying he realized his fun life was over and suicide was his way out.

Who really knows, but calling those who question the official narrative “conspiracy theorists” is pretty telling in and of itself, if you ask me.

Just sayin’.

You are a slave
You are a slave
August 12, 2019 9:47 pm

There are many ways to commit suicide if the deep state wants you to.

Emiliano Ciabbata
Emiliano Ciabbata
  You are a slave
August 13, 2019 12:14 pm
You are a slave
You are a slave
August 12, 2019 10:11 pm

William Barr has Disturbing Ties to Epstein

Attorney General William Barr vows to investigate Epstein’s “suicide” but he and his family have longstanding ties to the Mossad-run pedophile, another sign that Epstein may be in Israel. And what is Epstein’s connection to the rash of mass shootings that Barr predicted?

https://www.henrymakow.com/2019/08/barr-has-disturbing-ties-to-epstein.html

22winmag - Yankee by birth-Southern by choice
22winmag - Yankee by birth-Southern by choice
  You are a slave
August 13, 2019 7:13 am

Peak ZOG.

I saw this on broadcast TV back the 70s.

https://www.henrymakow.com/confessions-of-a-luciferian-jew.html

You are a slave
You are a slave
August 12, 2019 10:19 pm

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Pequiste
Pequiste
  You are a slave
August 12, 2019 10:32 pm

The good old Zapruder Briefing.

Works like a charm.

22winmag - Yankee by birth-Southern by choice
22winmag - Yankee by birth-Southern by choice
  You are a slave
August 13, 2019 7:19 am

No Zapruder briefing was necessary. Don’t miss 22:30 on…

Steve
Steve
August 13, 2019 12:39 am

It’s ludicrous to think he would hang himself. In his last trial he received 13 months of essentially supervised home detention. He was looking to cut a deal for 5 years that would have him back boning 14 year olds (evidently, his passion). Crap, OJ was found not guilty. Jeff had enough cash for 5 “dream teams”. But suicide was his option? Gimme a break. Ludicrous…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Steve
August 13, 2019 6:56 am

When you have the “goods” on everybody, everybody wants you dead.

Why did Roberts cave on Obamacare?

mark
mark
  Anonymous
August 13, 2019 12:41 pm
Dave
Dave
August 13, 2019 7:05 am

Preposterous. The powers that be are not even trying to create a believable story.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dave
August 13, 2019 7:10 am

No kidding. Who thinks of this nonsense? Just say he had a massive heart attack and is dead.

22winmag - Yankee by birth-Southern by choice
22winmag - Yankee by birth-Southern by choice
August 13, 2019 7:17 am

They’ve been faking deaths since ancient times.

That’s where the espionage term “spook” come from.

When you commit treason, espionage, insurance fraud, or any number of bad acts, it’s better when everyone believes you’re dead and gone.

http://mileswmathis.com/phoen.pdf

TC
TC
August 13, 2019 7:23 am

And if you believe the official story, Bernie Madoff has some high-yield investments for you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TC
August 13, 2019 7:29 am

But But, if I don’t believe I’ll be a conspiracy theorist and be red-flagged.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
August 13, 2019 7:48 am

This is the purpose of his “suicide”, not just eliminating or relocating an important operative, but to sow disorder and confusion in the genpop.

John
John
August 13, 2019 8:43 am

Consider this. Mammals, humans, die with their eyes open.

Mac
Mac
August 13, 2019 12:09 pm

Paper sheets, and shrieking as he was hanging himself, the only people who (Even pretend) believe that he killed himself is the media, no one really buys it, but nothing will be done about it,