PHILADELPHIA, PA—Speaking to a packed 30-seat arena, Bill Clinton remarked on Jeffrey Epstein’s recent passing, saying that Epstein’s cause of death “really depends on what your definition of ‘suicide’ is.”
“Did Epstein commit suicide?” asked an attendee at the event.
A wide-eyed Clinton shrugged his shoulders. “I mean, it really depends on what your definition of suicide is, heh.”
An awkward silence ensued. Bill turned to look at Hillary for support, but she just glared at him and ran her finger across her throat, a metaphor that means “death.”
He went on, “Heh, I mean, well, we’ve got to define terms here, alright? If you mean, ‘Did he hang himself without any outside assistance?’ then I’d say that does not fall under the definition of what may or may not have occurred.”
Hillary held up a pair of finger guns to her husband’s head in a threatening fashion, another metaphor that means “death.”
Bill gulped. “But, well, heh, if you mean did he hang himself and then shoot himself three times in the back of the head just to be sure? Then yeah, I’d say he committed suicide.”
“Hillary and I did not have murderous relations with that man!” he insisted as Hillary beckoned him backstage.
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So yesterday on facebook i found the’ raid the clintons they cant suicide all of us’page. So i set up in conjunction with that, a massive group atv ride with 30 atv and snowmobile clubs. I also set it up as a motorcycle group ride destination, all for november 8th. And i got a three day suspension for hate speech, my messenger eliminated, and locked out on my other devices.
Pissed off, i went to immediately delete my facetwat account. But they locked me out of the fucking account. Fucking pirates, information pirates.
You obviously enjoyed Facebook. Helluva thing to admit on TBP. No Friday Fail for you.
I have facelock but I don’t enjoy it. I think of TBP while I’m there.
i no havee facebook so i think of tbp while in the john–
love you guys–
I use it to be sarcastic on liberty memes and occupy democrats logic. I also use it for trail conditions and to set up atv and snowmobile rides. It has uses available no where else, like a monopoly. The name i use there is just as believable as the one i use here. I use this same dedicated sarcasm and hate tablet. I understand the dislike of everything to do with it. However, there is absolutely no other way to get current trail conditions without it.