There are super fans, and then there are super crazy fans.
This Venezuelan man is one of the latter.
Henry Damon had his nose chipped off along with several other surgeries to make him look more like the villain Red Skull from Captain America.
“He has loved comic books since he was a kid and always dreamed of being Red Skull, but never got round to doing it,” said one of his friends.
Damon now goes by the name “Red Skull” and in addition to the nose removal, he also had his eyeballs tattooed black, his face tattooed red and black and subdermal lumps added to his forehead.
His next step is to get silicone implants on the cheekbones, chin and cheeks and dye his entire face red.
Maybe he should have opted for the Chris Evans look instead.
Of course, passengers at the airport weren’t informed of this drill ahead of time, leading to some very anxious civilians (including Travel Channel’s Andrew Zimmern).
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Epstein’s car committed suicide this morning, it was found hung on the A1A.
We all know the rumours about female drivers and Asian drivers; well this was an Asian woman driver.
Almost lost my ex-wife that way. Unfortunately, she let the grouper have the fish.
Lol
Jewfish, but we have to call them a grouper now.
IRS seal.
Were both seals in on it ?
Crikey that was close. I’m gonna stick to stingrays from here on.
I ALWAYS root for the bull.
Want a boost over the wall?
That group was so ugly, it scared the sh*t out of the shark.
Ball in the ruff.
Typical TBP response. 🙂
Tell me, monkey, what do you think if the Green New Deal?
Isn’t that AOC?
Have you ever noticed monkeys are obsessed with their hind ends?
Little peck on the cheek.
Get your own damn Skittles.
Cats can be really mean. They’re junior tigers.
Parkour goat.
I do miss the goats.
They were hilarious when little. Now they are birria.
In Arkansas.
Good boy, Trump! Piss on the CNN reporter.
Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?’
Father Patrick replied, ‘I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.’
Muldoon said, ‘I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?’
Father Patrick exclaimed, Oh my son of course we will do the Service! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
And NOBODY said Hallelujah because the Holy Ghost does not come to mass.
“Dead yet?” said Mr. Clinton.
“In just a second . . . Holy shit he survived!” said Pedro.
“He’s due to testify tomorrow!”
“I’ll go to Plan B.”
She jump
Does that mean what I think it means?
You only get to successfully do that ONCE!
CLEANUP on runway 26L! New undies available at doody free store.
I’m almost certain a Split S to landing.
Bronze balls and crazy.
“Ah, shit!” said Pedro. “I’ll need Plan C.”
Oh what a pity. She just missed winning the Darwin award.
Ambulance driver just trying to drum up business.
I too always root for the bull.
“Dammit!” said Pedro. “What a lucky bastard.”
I had an experience like that …
Too bad he didn’t end up impaled.
Either that pedestrian is used to people dropping out of the sky right next to him or this is photo shopped.
What a helpful guy. Lucky to be alive.
Fucker needs a cape!
Dear Nkit,
I’ll be gone a couple hours, but I want to see 20 more gifs when I get back
“This can’t fail,” said Pedro. “I’ll crush the bastard . . . Ah shit!”
Cop was obviously running late getting to his driver safety course…
Just another reason why they call them stop lights.
Yeah….mass transit. Some of the worst drivers on the road.
Wow. He just about made everyone on the train late.
closest call I think I’ve ever seen!
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with the woman above in nkit’s post.’
The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’
The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’
The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.’
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’
The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’
Hey
I like how Mark relates his jokes to what is going on in the thread at the moment. Brilliant.
This Mark is a skilled writer and self edits.
How come the Bird does not claim Mark is Maggie?
I only get compared to coyotes and nitwits?
(No offense mc or mygirl…am pacing the cadence. Nitwits pops.)
Ha!
Why the white race will never go extinct no matter what the libtards do.
Unless she is stupid enough to allow the brainwashing to take hold, and she goes to the dark side.
Do you guys see the way she is looking at me?
She looks like she’s 14. Stop it, you’re gonna get in trouble.
She looks at least 23 to me. I demand to see I.D.
Not always………….
Sounds fishy to me.
He’s a virgin, for sure
Aromatic oils, pal. Think about that.
How proud Rashesh was to get a coveted position at India’s first semi-automatic train wash.
Me thinks that gal is selling two pickets to Titsburgh……ALL ABOARD!!
1 ticket for the caboose please.
Somebody on this website has something against sexy women pics with the thumbs-down.
She has a similar trick she uses on guys.
This cutie above was also a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’
The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’
The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.’
The priest thought long and hard and then said, ‘Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.’
The young woman asked, ‘Will this cleanse me of my sins?’
The priest said, ‘No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.’
Another thumbs-down? I’m a woman and I’m not gay (no way, not how), but I don’t see anything to thumbs-down about this.
I guess in this alternate reality, Leroy is better than Pete at math.
Nkit- After watching all these gifs, I’m a nervous wreck!! GREAT job as usual….thanks. 🙂
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up a naked college girl with just some glitter on her bum at the beach, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with her three times.’
Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’
Man: ‘What sins?’
Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’
Man: ‘I’m Jewish…but I’m not a Zionist” (The man said looking around for any angry TBPers.)
Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’
Man: ‘I’m 92 years old .. . . . I’M TELLING EVERYBODY!’
Reminds me of the sexy mulatta some 20 years ago.
You’re a lucky man, E.C.
Yep, another thumbs-down. Who is the prude?
They’re lucky no one was electrocuted with the electric street car.