I Think My Dog’s A Democrat

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Author: Stucky

I'm right, you're wrong. Deal with it.

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yahsure
yahsure
August 24, 2019 3:10 pm

Laying around whining about life while others are working. Yep.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 24, 2019 6:36 pm

Not a country music fan…but that was awesome!

M G
M G
August 24, 2019 7:08 pm

I think my new breeding rabbits are Democrats!comment image

Lookit the little muggle moocher in my hand.

M G
M G
  M G
August 24, 2019 7:12 pm

This is my lop eared buck… Beauregard.
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Was her first time…and I bred. Her to the white buck too. She was a naughty bunny. Two white and two brown kits. Hope the brown are lops.

Doing it like rabbits also refers to the female’s ability to release eggs. When ever a buck they like mounts they can release eggs

EL Caribbean Viking (EC)
EL Caribbean Viking (EC)
  M G
August 25, 2019 1:52 pm

Judy Tenuta is not a real doctor, women do not release their egg at will or even in the heat of passion.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
August 24, 2019 8:59 pm

I used to love my 2 miniature golden doodles. Now I have realized that they were not loving little fur balls but were manipulating victim playing 30 lb demons. The little Democrat Stalinist mutts have been put down.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Overthecliff
August 24, 2019 9:35 pm

Do it, my two german shepherds could speed that right along.

M G
M G
August 25, 2019 8:58 am

I may have to take better images. The little furballs are hopping like little wabbits.

Nick has asked me to sell them too. He has come to realize I like the animal tending more than the processing. I am not squeamish, but I gotta tell you this, Stucky.

Seeing that pregnant opossum pulling those little folded up baby opossums out of her butchered stomach had a profound effect on me. I have 36+ inches of scars on my gut. I still think it bizarre enough to be a Message. Now, according to the tongue talkers, I just need an Interpreter.

You spraken ze possum?

I wondered if Joseph felt that way when he saw the seven lean cattle gobble up the seven fat cattle.

All of nature tries to preserve and extend its progeny’s life when threatened.

Except mankind. He sacrifices his progeny on the altar of mutilation and abortion.

Hmmm.

Dog is God spelled ass backwards.

PS…I will post the possum if need be…prefer no.

Billah's Wife
Billah's Wife
  M G
August 25, 2019 1:12 pm

Maggie can’t even get old Stuck’s pecker up with her nasty story about the pregnant possum she kilt and wants ter brag about.

Sprachen ze possum ain’t funny enuff for the snooty crowd here, Maggie. They done gone sophistercated on yer hillbilly ass. Coyote saw it coming, didn’t he?

Yer might as well go ter fish in that pond of yers, gal. Where the turtles snap back but you can see ’em coming.

I wish Maggie would find that damn turtle video she bragged about this summer. Then she got all wired over that dumbass coonskin idear of hers that had her running halfway ter the Rio Grande and back.

The woman’s like a chicken with its head up its own egg chute, if you ask me… at least half the time, that is.

The other half? She’s just plumb dumb. Probably mute, too.

M G
M G
  Billah's Wife
August 25, 2019 1:18 pm

As they say around here, if this don’t get that big lumberjacking off guy to at least say something, even if it is SHUT THE HELL UP, nothing will…

Okay, the video is still formatting as I post this Vimeo link, but here it is…

How I learned to respect turtles…

https://vimeo.com/user73144804/review/355837502/65eca79a56

If nothing is visible, it is because it ain’t uploaded. If the link gets cut, I’ll check it later.

M G
M G
  M G
August 25, 2019 4:40 pm