CAPTION CONTEST

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61 Comments
Steve
Steve
August 29, 2019 8:35 pm

After looking at that, I can’t blame Bill for taking trips to Jeff’s house, as wrong as it was.

Vote Harder
Vote Harder
  Steve
August 29, 2019 9:38 pm

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Picguy
Picguy
August 29, 2019 8:37 pm

Cankles in periwinkle. Nice.

Grog
Grog
August 29, 2019 8:44 pm

“We must be early. What time is Bobby Kennedy supposed to speak?”

chipon1
chipon1
August 29, 2019 8:46 pm

what is that bulge on her left side above the purse? it looks like it has a protruding hard corner

White Fang
White Fang
  chipon1
August 29, 2019 9:03 pm

Is she carrying or is that a colostomy bag?

taxSlave
taxSlave
  White Fang
August 29, 2019 9:44 pm

Nah, she couldn’t find shoes to match the bag.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  White Fang
August 29, 2019 11:16 pm

My first thought too, but that’s probably lower in the tent along with the catheter. My bet would be a morphine pump.

Jeezis Kreist. My tax dollars are paying to keep that alive?

EC
EC
  White Fang
August 30, 2019 12:33 am

It could be a bag. Alcohol use fucks up women’s colon with cancer real quick. When T4C says she hates alcohol, she must have seen enough in the ER.

EC
EC
  EC
August 30, 2019 12:01 pm

She disappeared for a while, she might have been in the hospital. That is no Michelle Obama bulge. I think it is a colostomy bag.

She must have been zonked on painkillers during the campaign. Those images of people helping her up or down the stairs may have been pain episodes, take a look at her gaping mouth as an expression of pain and you’ll know.

Suds
Suds
August 29, 2019 8:49 pm

The hangman called.
He said we’re gonna need to reinforce the gallows’ support beams, if he’ll be up there, releasing the trapdoor beneath this one. Whoa!

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
August 29, 2019 8:56 pm

My wife said, I know she’s hippy, but that’s a lot of fabric.

James
James
August 29, 2019 9:20 pm

Caption,”Fuck,we really dodged a bullet!”

MMinLamesa
MMinLamesa
  James
August 30, 2019 1:57 am

“a bullet”???? Dude we dodged the moon leaving orbit and coming our way.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
August 29, 2019 9:21 pm

That called us Deplorable.

EC
EC
  robert h siddell jr
August 30, 2019 2:39 pm

You want her, Bob. How many people wouldn’t jump at the chance to bag a former First Lady? Since she was also a candidate for president, that would make her a double-bagger. Heh.

Vote Harder
Vote Harder
August 29, 2019 9:32 pm

Now who here doesn’t want to do her doggy style?

CCRider
CCRider
August 29, 2019 9:51 pm

Even Web Hubbel would have second thoughts.

AC
AC
August 29, 2019 9:52 pm

Wow. Chelsea really hasn’t aged well.

Lebowski
Lebowski
  AC
August 30, 2019 6:05 am

Chelsea was pretty pathetic when she was young BTW

Ivan
Ivan
  AC
August 30, 2019 9:48 am

Is that what the other thing was…..

ReluctantWarrior
ReluctantWarrior
  AC
August 30, 2019 2:14 pm

That’s Hil’s double.

Annie
Annie
August 29, 2019 9:59 pm

She keeps wearing bigger and bigger tents. How much is her and how much is replacements?

Mac
Mac
August 29, 2019 10:09 pm

#Hillary2020 omg lol

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  You are a slave
August 30, 2019 3:04 am

Oh THERE’s a surprise.

M G
M G
  Iska Waran
August 30, 2019 3:20 am

There are “organic” fields in Missouri which can’t possibly be organic in my opinion. I know pesticidez were used on that soil for decades. Suddenly it is “organic?”

I think some one paid a bureaucracy toadie to call it organic

Lebowski
Lebowski
  You are a slave
August 30, 2019 6:06 am

So those “organic blue chips” I was paying extra for was a fraud than Great

cz
cz
August 29, 2019 10:24 pm

and Huma looks terrible as well.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  cz
August 29, 2019 10:38 pm

It’s like she absorbed all the people she had murdered.

M G
M G
  Mygirl...maybe
August 30, 2019 3:22 am

Children’s pineal glands are very fattening.

Lebowski
Lebowski
  cz
August 30, 2019 6:07 am

She’s still hanging with Carlos Danger what do you expect

DeltaLima
DeltaLima
August 29, 2019 10:24 pm

She ate the gumball at Willie Wonka’s…

cz
cz
August 29, 2019 10:29 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  cz
August 29, 2019 11:22 pm

Why insult Homer like that?

archilotis
archilotis
August 29, 2019 10:46 pm

There she blows

Lebowski
Lebowski
  archilotis
August 30, 2019 6:08 am

Harpoon the beech would ya Put her out of her misery

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 29, 2019 11:20 pm

Don’t worry…..they make orange jumpsuits that will fit that cow.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
August 29, 2019 11:26 pm

The ugly fat communist traitor bitch should be wearing black and white vertical stripes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 30, 2019 12:45 am

What, is she smuggling an illegal alien under that dress?

Suppo
Suppo
August 30, 2019 1:00 am

But I have to admit that her Service Animal is pretty nice.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 30, 2019 2:34 am

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 30, 2019 2:35 am

America’s version of “The Queen”. A little less formal, but still a fucking ruthless bitch.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
August 30, 2019 2:49 am

Apologies up front. The caption says “DIE CUNT”.

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
August 30, 2019 6:49 am

The Shame of Wellesley

TC
TC
August 30, 2019 7:06 am

She even gets to stand in a no parking zone and get away with it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 30, 2019 7:16 am

All her emails were about going to yoga class???? RIIIIGHT!

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 30, 2019 7:17 am

Gack, coughed up a fur ball.

Dean Gilberry
Dean Gilberry
August 30, 2019 7:43 am

Where’s the starting line?

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
August 30, 2019 9:00 am

Thelma and Louise survived that crash?

(Day late, dollar short…)

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
August 30, 2019 9:26 am

Nice shower curtain, Hillary!

BSHJ
BSHJ
August 30, 2019 9:48 am

They had to move along, that blue bus was not allowed to park there

AWBBBB
AWBBBB
August 30, 2019 11:01 am

Swamp Thang

EC
EC
  AWBBBB
August 30, 2019 11:56 am

You make everythang groovy…

Montefrío
Montefrío
August 30, 2019 11:47 am

I’m with HER?
¡HELP!

ReluctantWarrior
ReluctantWarrior
August 30, 2019 2:09 pm

I used to admire the Sea Lions basking in the sun.

EC
EC
August 30, 2019 2:32 pm

This is so unfair to Hilary. Just like Rayban sunglasses can make anybody look good, I’m sure she looks a lot better in assless chaps.

Ottomatik
Ottomatik
  EC
August 30, 2019 5:17 pm

I always appreciate your flair for the unconventional.

EC
EC
  Ottomatik
August 30, 2019 5:25 pm

Thanks, Otto! Sometimes I gross myself out but Admin demands eyeballs on the blog. Aye aye, Cap! sez I.

Big JiLm
Big JiLm
August 30, 2019 11:23 pm

You can fit a 3 ring Circus under that tent!

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 31, 2019 4:46 am

A couple more captions:
“Where did you buy that tent, it is lovely! Bloomingdales?”
“Almost the leader of the ‘free world’, striking fear in our adversaries with her here presence.”