ATLANTA, GA—Emerging from hiding places behind trees and buildings, a large gang of Antifa protesters clad in all black roughed up local children Jordan and Casey Hughes, 7 and 10, respectively, and burned their roadside lemonade stand to the ground, sources confirmed Saturday.
“Filthy capitalists!” the mob reportedly yelled at the kids from behind black masks, scarves, sunglasses, and motorcycle helmets, adding that selling cups of lemonade to willing consumers for 10 cents each was directly causing the downfall of society and the enslavement of mankind.
“Down with fascism! Down with fascism!” the group chanted at the horrified youngsters.
At publishing time, one of the children had informed an Antifa thug that he was “going to get his dad,” causing the group to disperse rapidly.
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Too easy to believe this is true.
My first reaction was that this is hysterical! My second reaction was the same as Robin.
That did not happen in Atlanta. If it did, it didn’t make the local news on radio or television. Besides all the kids have been back in school for over 2 weeks when the the Babylon Bee ran the story.
When life hands you a burning lemon-aide stand…roast wieners instead.