This looks like a real life feminine hygiene commercial. I prefer the fake ones of models running through fields of clouds and flowers.
My man must be hung like a moose if he needs that much support to hold everything up!
I don’t like adult movies enough to mess up my car let alone one of my kid’s movies. Holy hell, who runs that house?
Finally a super hero out to save the world from flat asses!
With experience walking like that I bet she kills it at potato sack races.
I’ve never worked at Walmart but I have to imagine in a place that big there are better places to sneak off and grab a few zzzz’s
I can’t tell if I should applaud your decision to wear another pair of pants on top of the flesh-toned ones or shake my head at the literal half-assed effort you made in doing it.
It’s not so much you being in Walmart dressed like that which shocks me. I’m officially numb to that. What drives my curiosity is where you’re headed or have just come from. Quick guess, probably the weirdest soccer game ever?
Those big loud pipes are more for the benefit of the ladies than his. Thankfully they can hear him coming for a few miles away with that loud high pitched annoying scream sound and they can hurry up and chain themselves to something sturdy to prevent them from rushing into the street and throwing themselves at this stud muffin.
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The first few PoWMs were funny.
Now they’re just sad.
‘Murica
They were funny when they seemed unusual, Pauly. Now that you’ve grown up, you see that is the state of the nation. Welcome to adulthood.
voters.
providing cash flow to anti-gun corporation.