Glory To The Pitchman

Guest Post by The Zman

Like everyone reading this, you have no doubt been hit with an advertisement for a food product, or perhaps a restaurant, and instantly wanted the item. Maybe it was an internet ad or maybe a television ad during your favorite program. You saw the ad or commercial and you just had to have the product. Maybe it was for something you never considered, but after seeing the ad, you changed your mind. Like all people in the modern age, you are highly susceptible to commercial advertisement.

Now, you are probably thinking, “I’ve never had this happen. I just ignore advertisements on-line.” Of course, you would be right. There’s little data to suggest advertisement drives consumer behavior all that much, but the people producing the ads and selling their services to business, are absolutely sure you are easily persuaded by their ads. This is why all of us are bombarded by advertisements. It’s why internet companies steal your information and sell it to marketers.

It is a central tenet of the modern economy, the tent pole that holds the whole thing up, that advertisements increase sales. All of the major global companies have big budgets for marketing. Those ad dollars support radio and television. Those ad dollars make modern sports entertainment possible. The internet, as it currently exists, is dependent upon the belief that ads alter consumer behavior. If the world suddenly stopped believing in the ad men, the world as we know it would change overnight.

The funny thing though, is advertisements have little impact on human behavior, at least not to  the degree everyone assumes. If you see an ad for a new store opening in your area, that may cause you to check it out. Similarly, notices for an event in your area could get you out to the event. Awareness advertising, as the name implies, works, because it does a simple thing. It makes people aware of something they would otherwise not know or remember, like a new store or a special event.

Awareness ads are a tiny minority of advertising. Most ads are about specific products and services. There is always an awareness component to them, but for the most part the ads you see are intended to get you to buy product. Beer ads expect you to buy more beer of the type being advertised. Yet, not only is there no data to back up the assumption, the data says it has no effect on behavior. Here’s a study of ads for alcoholic products over the last forty years. Ads have no impact on sales.

Like democracy, the modern economy relies on people thinking important things are true, even though they are not true. If people realized their votes don’t count, then they would stop voting and resort of other means to change government. It’s why the charade of democracy is so profitable. Similarly, the modern economy relies on the fiction of human suggestibility. Marketing is a lucrative career, because the modern economy needs people to believe people are highly suggestible.

This is not to say that people are skeptics, of course. Fads have made a lot of people rich in the modern economy. A fad is just a commonly held belief that having or doing something increases one’s status or signals belonging to a group. Apple is a trillion dollar company, largely due to the ability of Steve Jobs to position his products as a bourgeois moral signifier. The iPod was not a great leap forward in technology. It was an example of the natural conformity within bourgeois society.

That is, of course, the perceived value of advertising. Global companies that spend their money reinforcing public perceptions about their brand. Dodge runs TV ads suggesting their customers are John Wayne from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence. They are the indispensable, yet never appreciated foundation of society. Similarly, Apple marketed itself as the product for the distinguishing, carefree member of upper middle-class America, better that those proletarian zombies of the lower classes.

This may sound like a mark in favor of advertising, but the reality those public attitudes must exist for the ads to work. Every truck maker, even the Japanese makers, pitch themselves the same way. They are not creating a new identity group. They are attaching themselves to one that exists. Trucks were associated with working men long before the ad men thought of it. The term “Apple snob” was in circulation when Jobs was still in the wilderness, during his hiatus from the company.

Nevertheless, people believe advertising works, which is why Facebook is a gazillion dollar company. They sell your information to marketing firms and place targeted ads on their platform. The fact that no one looks at those ads or that the data Facebook sells is garbage is not important. People see the billion eyeballs on the site and believe that putting their product on the site will boost sales. They believe knowing the internet habits of those users will make for more persuasive advertising.

Steve Sailer, who started out in life doing quantitative research on marketing has written about this over the years. Before the internet existed, it was obvious to him that most marketing was a waste of money. Of course, there’s no money in telling people this, so there is not a lot of research done on advertising. It’s a good example of how belief is very powerful magic. Lots of people believe in advertising, so there is lots of money to be made in advertising. There’s no money to be made in debunking it.

That said, while most companies would be better off burning the cash they use for marketing and posting the video on YouTube, there are some forms of marketing that do work and are cost effective. The pitchman has been a staple of western society since the industrial revolution, because a good pitchman can move product. Whether it is the company sales team or the guy recommending product on his radio or TV show, these guys are an indispensable part of a modern economy.

That’s because people are persuadable, by only by other people. If someone you trust or someone whose judgement seems sound, recommends a product to you, you will consider it. Those radio guys pitching various items are monetizing the trust they have built up with their audience. There are limits to this form of marketing, but it is a cost effective way to identity a persuadable audience and have a trusted person recommend the product to that audience. It’s what marketing analytics pretends to be.

Despite the yawning gap in utility between the pitchman and the ad man, the former is considered low-class, while the latter is glamorous. Willy Loman is probably the most favorable portrayal of the salesman in popular culture. Usually, salesmen are viewed as creepy liars. In contrast, ad men are the slick, debonair types, living exciting lives in glamorous places like Manhattan. The TV series Madmen, relied heavily on this image to keep the audience. It looked cool to be an ad man in the 1960’s.

In reality, people in marketing are mostly shiftless sociopaths, while the people in sales are hardworking and honest. If you are ever evaluating a company for purchase, make sure to talk with the sales guys. They will tell you the truth about their bosses. Be prepared to put the marketing staff to sword. They will tell you whatever you need to hear to increase their budget by five percent next year. The most honest people in any company are the guys grinding through sales calls every day.

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16 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 8, 2019 7:58 pm
TC
TC
October 8, 2019 8:29 pm

Sales guys are the most honest?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  TC
October 8, 2019 8:53 pm

That was the most unrealistic depiction of sales ever committed to film.

TC
TC
  Iska Waran
October 8, 2019 10:55 pm

You obviously never sold used cars.

Morongobill
Morongobill
  Iska Waran
October 9, 2019 9:53 am

The best depiction of a boiler room that I have ever seen. I have got to get this film.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
October 8, 2019 8:29 pm

This is not really the point of the article, but…

What would you say if I told you:
I had a mtg. with contractors building my new house. There is no internet or cell service at the site. They talked amongst themselves about pressure-washing some old timbers and opened a package of various tips for the washer they were planning to use. We had no phone or e-mail discussions about the pressure-washing; it was a complete ancillary event that had been entirely under my radar.

That night and the next day, when I returned home, the few ads that got by my ad-blockers (ZH on iPad is where I saw them) were ALL FOR PRESSURE WASHERS!!! I am still getting p.w. ads on ZH.

I, myself, never thought of buying a pressure washer.
I have never browsed information on pressure washers..

SO HOW THE HELL DID THEY CONNECT ME TO PRESSURE-WASHING all of a fucking sudden!?!?!? When I am in a location un-served by the usual surveillance methods.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Chubby Bubbles
October 8, 2019 10:41 pm

chubby,
we have a wifi network in our house–
a few days ago either my wife or daughter,don’t remember which,was checking out a product on the internet thru her cell phone–within a few hours the other one started receiving multiple solicitations 4 the same product–
they are both on the same network & also have the same cell provider–not sure how their info is being passed around but my guess would be the wifi–

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
October 8, 2019 10:16 pm

I agree, the SALES dept is where you’ll find lotsa truth. You just have to be able to separate the whiners. After all, coffee is for closers.

Unsold
Unsold
October 8, 2019 11:53 pm

They [advertisers] are not creating a new identity group. They are attaching themselves to one that exists.

That is a very astute observation.

I Am A Salesman

I am proud to be a salesman, because more than any other man, I and millions of others like me, built America.

The man who builds a better mouse trap — or a better anything — would starve to death if he waited for people to beat a pathway to his door. Regardless of how good or how needed the product or service might be, it has to be sold.

Eli Whitney was laughed at when he showed his cotton gin. Edison had to install his electric light free of charge in an office building before anyone would even look at it. The first sewing machine was smashed to pieces by a Boston mob. People scoffed at the idea of railroads. They thought that traveling even thirty miles an hour would stop the circulation of the blood! McCormick strived for 14 years to get people to use his reaper. Westinghouse was considered a fool for stating he could stop a train with wind. Morse had to plead before 10 Congresses before they would even look at his telegraph.

The public didn’t go around demanding these things; they had to be sold!!

They needed thousands of salesmen, trailblazers and pioneers – people who could persuade with the same effectiveness as the inventor could invent. Salesmen took these inventions, sold the public on what these products could do, taught customers how to use them, and then taught businessmen how to make a profit from them.

As a salesman, I’ve done more to make America what it is today than any other person you know. I was just as vital in your great-great-grandfather’s day as I am in yours, and I will be just as vital in your great-great-grandson’s day. I have educated more people, created more jobs, taken more drudgery from the laborer’s work, given more profits to businessmen, and have given more people a fuller and richer life than anyone in history. I’ve dragged prices down, pushed quality up, and made it possible for you to enjoy the comforts and luxuries of automobiles, radios, electric refrigerators, televisions, and air conditioned homes and buildings. I’ve healed the sick, given security to the aged, and put thousands of young men and women through college. I’ve made it possible for inventors to invent, for factories to hum, and for ships to sail the seven seas.

How much money you find in your pay envelope next week, and whether in the future you will enjoy the luxuries of prefabricated homes, stratospheric flying of airplanes, and new world of jet propulsion and atomic power, depends on me. The loaf of bread you bought today was on a baker’s shelf because I made sure that a farmer’s wheat got to a mill, that the mill made wheat into flour, and that the flour was delivered to your baker.

Without me, the wheels of industry would come to a grinding halt. And with that, jobs, marriages, politics and freedom of thought would be a thing of the past. I AM A SALESMAN and I’m proud and grateful that as such, I serve my family, my fellow man and my country.

~Author Unknown

flash
flash
  Unsold
October 9, 2019 9:14 am

All the salesman I’ve ever known have pretty much been low life thieving scum, but hey, maybe they’re not all like that .

Donkey
Donkey
October 9, 2019 12:05 am

More than anything else, shelf space is how you sell product. Anyone can make soda. Now try to get your soda on the same shelf as coke products. Good luck with that.

cynic
cynic
October 9, 2019 6:10 am

Much of the unacknowledged point of advertising is to sell attitudes and behaviour rather than products. They depict unrealistic situations, like forcing blacks into white families and normalise what was abhorrent and aberrant like sexual degeneracy. That’s not commercially profitable in the short term, but it is enforced by TPTB who can print money for themselves and their cronies, because it advances their long term goal of destroying the goyim.

flash
flash
  cynic
October 9, 2019 9:18 am

Who here has ever bought anything because an ad told them too ? I would think zero.

WayfaringStrang3r
WayfaringStrang3r
October 9, 2019 6:26 am

pfffft. Seriously. “Advertising is ineffective because the concepts already exist in the minds of the consumers. ” So for example – Trucks are manly and people want fast effective cleaning products. Okay, think about it, no one is being TOLD to buy a manly truck or a cleaning product, the ads are about choosing one product over the others. Advertising is about decimating the competition. Making a Manly Truck ad that draws you in a particular car lot to be jerked by their salesmen and not the salesmen on the other guy’s lot. etc.
This author on the other hand is actually trying to sell something that nobody sits around wanting at all, ever. Sales people. Not telemarketers, not hyper-smiley realtors, not dressing room attendants who assure you how you look just like a supermodel in that fake-fabric shirt from China, not door-to-door guys with idling trucks full of frozen steaks, not the sample lady at the grocery store. Not the smug whizkid from WeWork or the emailers from Nigeria. They all want to rip us off and we know it.
The distaste for salespeople goes back hundreds of years. It shows up in too many ways to count, certainly shows in the frequency of (((____ ))) on the Internet. I think I detect a wee bit o’ negativity there. A few peddlers in the middle ages talk some peasants out of a few more shillings/deutschmarks than they wanted to spend and wow the resentment festers. So this advertising for 100% New and Improved Salespersons *now with Menthol is ineffective. The only people happy to see their sales professionals are hooked on meth. That’s it.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  WayfaringStrang3r
October 9, 2019 8:21 am

you posted this at 6am,were you coming off an all night meth bender?