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My pick-up truck has several Trump stickers and at a Tallahassee red light, a woman yelled at me that Trump and his whole family needs to go to prison. I yelled does Hillary need to go to prison? She said no! 22winmag and that windbag make a pair.
It amazes me that anyone can look at Hillary Clinton and think that she’s some kind of shining beacon. It’s one thing for people to fooled by someone who hasn’t been in politics for long, but that skank has a track record of malfeasance going back at least 40 years. Nearly everyone she has ever been associated with is a criminal or somehow died under strange circumstances. And on top of that nobody can actually name anything truly positive that she’s ever done. The level of mind control associated with that woman is astounding.
Here is something positive she did
She got a pair of admitted child rapists off, right after the Bar, that’s something…
22winmag,
I appreciate what you is doing here.Trying to keep these young men’s heads focused on important things instead of the usual smut that appears here on Friday afternoons.
Thank you.
Dee
OK, I’m just filling in until the professionals arrive….nkit, T4c. where are you? Bob’s at a wedding, so someone needs to step up to that plate too….
Is that you when you were younger?
She’s still hot.
Nope, I was not that well endowed upstairs, those are d cups. B plus and strawberry blonde but the rest….well….nevermind
You face the ocean and claim your knockers are huge! Who would know?
Me….then again, I have watched women with large breasts shoot pool. I’m a great pool player:)
Maggie is referring to her famous topless photo taken at night by Alejandro the fag. He had to be a limp-wrist lady-boy, no self-respecting Latino let some topless babe just walk off into the surf.
how do you know that mg hasn’t just been protecting her reputation by “misremembering” the events?
the world is full of competent virgins–
Thanks for your excellent contributions, Mygirl. We could use them every Friday. Good stuff today.
I could use them every Friday.
Anything over a mouthful is wasted. – Sgt Pangloss
OMG, that was funny.
You are a naughty (My) girl.
heh
Big Red getting a 21 gun salute.
Beg your pardon but I believe those are .44 Magnums.
Paired with .22 shorts
Center or rim fire?
Rim fire with hard points.
Yeah, but you can get to the target quicker with the .223, and really goes the distance before she drops.
Back in my day 7.62’s were powerful and could/would dominate, they will get everyone’s attention. Yes, .223’s were more common…but I found (sometimes) the closer to the bone…the sweeter the meat. (Mixed metaphor)
Now, 7.62 and .223 were both deadly…it all depended on the enthusiasm of the action below, and on how you learned to pull the trigger…never jerk…just squeez…and please…then the orchard was ripe for pricking. (Another mixed metaphor).
I was a wandering migrant pricker for a good run. Then I bought the Farm…as a pricker…so to speak.
Tender ripe fruit is it’s own reward.
migrant pricker….I saw what you did there….I imagine you were quite the handful as a young lad….pun intended….
5.56 is missing from the picture/
McDonalds announced today that they now offer syringes in place of plastic straws
The Deer scent package plainly said “Do Not Put on Person!”
Thanks for filling the void, Mygirl.
That’s what she said.
de nada…
Nobody believed me when I said October was tranny month. Happy hollow weenie.
Reminds me of all the people I knew who are now dead from AIDS and Hepatitis…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPNqojbyIDk
A true classic EC. Read The Basketball Diaries by Jim Carroll, great stuff. A Catholic Boy. It’s too late to fall in love with Sharon Tate….
That first cup was piss and stuff like that is why people carry….
TC: Shit, that made me snort out my coffee….
She is the Dark Queen of Evil up here but she will catch Hell when she leaves….
The list of those who have died of Arkancide is long and very distinguished.
I have played that prank before, but only got myself a couple of days later when I had forgot about it.
But Baby, it’s hump day and you weren’t home.
Blow up sheep , AKA a “fuck ewe “.
This guy looks exactly like my neighbor’s “double-dumb ass” ex- son-in-law. He got a call while at home and left in such a hurry, he left his phone on the kitchen table and turned on. After he was gone his wife heard it ring again. She thought it might be important so she checked his text and got a picture of a naked girl, telling him she was on the bed and waiting. His wife recognized the girl and took his phone to him. Caught them in the bed together. They divorced and he married again in about three years. Six months into this marriage ; his new wife was told he was once again seeing someone. She followed him one afternoon and he went back to the same house as before. What makes this story really bad is the fact of both times, and likely many more, he was caught in bed having sex with the same cousin.
Ministry of Silly Walks.
Pussy controls the big dogs here.
Always does.
Spot was completely humiliated when he was seen being walked by the cat.
Totally whipped
This makes my 60th Birthday tomorrow worth it. this site posters after following for weeks to understand are … simply hilarious, and thank you!
I was brought here a few months ago from Whatfinger.com for Friday Fail and after reading some of the essays, I became hooked.
There are some really good folks roaming these pages and a lot of them are quite brilliant. A few not so bright bulbs and some downright nasty people, but they are a rarity.
TN, I thought that you had been here much longer. Regardless, you have become a great contributor to FF, and a valued member of the gang. We’re all glad that you are here..
Thank you. Just trying to fill the shoes of Bob P as he enjoys his son’s wedding. He has a much better wit.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear G2Mass, happy birthday to you…..
I ain’t never seen that before
Nap Attack. It can strike without warning.
That’s a billion years of dinosaur DNA at work.
Careful, or you’re gonna get a dick in the mouth.
In his dreams
Yeah, my frankfurter is going nowhere near that.
Considering what she’s pulling out of her pants I’d say that’s a wise idea….
She knows the way to a man’s heart.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
I’m going back to find some peace of mind in San Jose
Too short to reach the hair pie?
GAAAAck, thanks for that visual….not
Something she has not seen in a decade or more.
Fido and I have the same athletic skills…
Good at rolling around in the grass?
More than a mouthful is a waste.
Right phrase, wrong place.
LOL
Little Gina started early learning her stripper routine.
I’m worried about you, TN Pedo
It’s Chester to you bud.
You always liked Bob P’s wit better
I just like Bob P better.
Female jar head.
Little Ahmad’s destiny as a suicide bomber was chosen for him by his classmates after this test.
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, you can’t get me now…..
Is that a dance or a fight?
Dequan soon was forced to admit he was gay.
I guess Black men treat their own Black women just like they treat our White women….
I told you I was not in the mood, LaKesha
Lost his phone. Dumb bitch.
Black dudes do not eat pussy.
A slip of the lip and you’re on Hershey highway. – Lenarye Pangloss
Bye Felicia!
With a body like that and her long hair,it would sure make my day to imagine that she is just an indian gal,maybe Cherokee or Choctaw or Creek.
Them some nice legs she could wrap around me on a cold winter night.
Damn. you nasty…
Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn dude…..Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Her name was Tammy, 5 crazy years-36ccc-24-36
Met this girl by accident. She was at my place and answered my calls. She went through my mail. Then the bitch wanted to know who I had taken to the place we were at. One can ask, was her excuse. I can’t believe it took you 5 years. I think I was in and out in 3 months, maybe longer but I forget.
36ccc
Threes a … sham.
Some guys have all the luck !
That cute chick was really impressed.
Science!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FIMvSp01C8
Karma can be so funny
I’m so cool, I can take myself out.
Mike Mike Mike Mike
Back and forth…
In and out…
A little to the right…
A little to the left…
She could feel the sweat on her forehead…
Between her breasts…
And, trickling down the small of her back…
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy……….
With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved…
Forwards then backwards…
Forward then backward…
Again…
And again…
Her heart was pounding now…
Her face was flushed…
She moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder…
Finally…
Totally exhausted…she let out a piercing scream . . . .
“OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can’t parallel park. You do it!
+100
That’s not funny! (Says the girl who passed driver’s ed without having to parallel park)
Would make a good tourist promotion poster….
That Canadian lady will make your pole go north…no matter what hemisphere you’re in.
Is that Justin Trudeau after his penile removal surgery? RINs? FM?
You know, this could be a future requirement if they hadn’t eliminated the swimsuit portion. No camel toe, no deal, Tennessee Tranny.
There’s a reason roof baseball never took off…
Somebody will hire her even if she can’t clean or cook.
true talent
Somebody will marry her without those qualifications too.
Her name is Miso , Miso Horny .
Take number ???
Better not do that in my yard Mr Tree Rodent or Mrs Rodent will have to find a new source for nuts.
Next…..World Domination!
How a dog loses his dignity in dog world
What kind of cloud is this, T4C?
Extreme vortex
Tornado
Is that a dead animal in the road?
Sheet metal
Dead land shark…
When you know you need new friends.
that’s awesome.
A Chucky doll would have been better.
I thought cats getting scared was funny, but this beats them all.
her hubby ain’t gettin none for awhile,hope it was worth it–
50 shades of Golden