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I can’t believe you fell for that one again, Spike.
I love Dogs!
Who knew??
Overconfidence.
The King is dead…long live the king!
sorry mark,
that’s a princess–
is this a sign that in real life you go 4 kings,not queens?
Egyptian Pharoah Menes was killed by a hippo and maybe also King Tut.
you were correct about the pharoahs,i thought you were full of shite until i checked it out–
Trump supporter.
Future wife….
Melania will get custody
Bob P on the horns of a dilemma.
Remy Lacroix has quite a few talents.
She should have that mole checked out.
I’ll get right on it, I swear.
That girl needs sammiches real bad….reminds me of an older lady I knew who stated with authority that skinny girls with big boobs…
I’ll finish for you My Girl
Get asked out 10 times more often than skinny girls with no boobs.
Are just what the doctor ordered.
Opinions are like assholes.
Everyone has one and some people are one.
You know what they say about opinions: every Democrat has two, one at each end.
Testing for the fire hose bidet did not go well.
My God.
This one has me standing and saluting.
Nothing like beer to help you make your own bubbles
or beans…
Only in Wisconsin
Now that’s a great dog…
no license, no limit.
Wow! I could actually feel my butt cinch shut.
Run Forest, Run!
That child don’t need no sammiches….she be perfect….except for the pull ring in the belly button. what that for?
“what that for?” To hold my hair up outta the way.
pull ring? we don’t need no stinkin’ pull ring. pull ring? wow.
Wow! I could actually feel her butt cinch shut.
Her right hand is saying no but her left hand is saying maybe. I need both my hands tied behind my back…
Can I get that on top of me and make handprint marks?
Hey, is that hardscrabble’s place?
I smell syrup…
Nothing like Old Glory bouncing… um, I mean waving in the breeze.
The devolution of society.
She also tarps her boat with her Calvins.
Tarps too big for my boat. She’d crush my center console with her muffin.
Priceless. TY.
that’s a real calvin klein ad–she’s a rapper named chika–
unbelievable–
let the big girls of any race start wearing calvins & the slender girls will quit wearing them–
But how can I have testicular cancer, I’m a woman!
Those are hanging ovaries, Tennessee
My buddy John said he’d cross-dressed for Halloween one year. Now I know what he looked like.
The fucked up organ is between his ears; same with the she’s acting like he’s.
Isn’t that Ozzie Osborne?
Kelly Osborne
Excellent stuff, TC.
And TY nkit. I really look forward to Friday Fail. Always funny; often uplifting.
More good to know scientific facts.
More better?
To go with the good to know scientific facts above (The cloud pics). Probably should have said “another good to know scientific fact”
Big Red is not toxic. She’s just drawn that way.
Jack woke up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. He was stunned not remembering what happened!
The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: “Dear, breakfast is made. I’ve gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there’s breakfast. “Joey,” he says to his young son, “what happened last night?”
“Daddy you came home from your poker game with your buddies pretty drunk, and got that black eye tripping over a chair…you were out cold.”
“So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?”
“Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and then when she tried to take off your clothes, you fought her and screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’”
Thx Mark. Will be sharing w/ the old guys @ the dog park tomorrow.
Bob, I was PI 68…3rd Battilon.
Momma don’t allow no Friday Fail around here…
No, Momma don’t allow no Friday Fail around here
I don’t care what Momma don’t allow
Gonna have a Friday Fail anyhow
Momma don’t allow a Friday Fail around here.
Your Yearly Dementia Test !
(only 4 questions this year)Yep, it’s that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert.
If you don’t use it, you will lose it !!!
Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.
Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.
Take this test to determine if you’re losing it or not.The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve answered.
OK, RELAX, clear your mind and begin.
#1. What do you put in a toaster ?
(keep scrolling)
Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’, just give up now and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2.
# 2. Say ‘silk’ ten times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink ?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question.
Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as
Women’s Weekly or Auto World.However, if you did say ‘water’, proceed to Question #3.
# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from ?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said ‘green bricks’, why are you still reading this ??? PLEASE, go lie down !
But, if you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question #4.
# 4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating:
You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.
In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.
Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver ?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud !
Don’t you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus! You have Alzoomers if you couldn’t pass this. Which means to zoom over to your local wine store and load up, it’s party time…….