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nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:37 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:22 pm

It’s also made of people.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Yancey_Ward
November 1, 2019 6:13 pm
nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:37 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:22 pm

Panty raid!!!!

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  Yancey_Ward
November 1, 2019 2:38 pm

WTF? Are those boys?

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 1, 2019 2:49 pm

No panty raid then!

Bob P
Bob P
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 1, 2019 3:11 pm

If those are boys, I’m gay.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Yancey_Ward
November 1, 2019 7:51 pm

What are they laying on? dirt? In the house? Then you have the candle stick and what appears to be yellow plant parts. Ok, this is a fertilizer commercial, right?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Mygirl...maybe
November 2, 2019 9:31 am

There’s dirt in the picture?

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
November 1, 2019 1:38 pm

As Randy Newman famously said, “College men from LSU. Went in dumb, came out dumb too.”

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:39 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:24 pm

Find the quarter!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 1, 2019 11:02 pm

Ambidextrous pussy.

ELF
ELF
  MrLiberty
November 2, 2019 9:37 am

Just waiting to get it’s claws in you .

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:40 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:25 pm

I once dreamt I was a snow bank.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:49 pm

I don’t care if they’re frigid; I’ll warm them up. I’m a hero at heart.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
November 1, 2019 4:36 pm

Can we see post snowbank nipplege? Pencil erasers anyone.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:13 pm

I’ve woken up next to worse.

Mrs P
Mrs P
  Bob P
November 1, 2019 2:43 pm

You’re sleeping with the dog again, Bob.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mrs P
November 1, 2019 3:29 pm

God help me, woman, stop nagging me!

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:26 pm

The head staked out in front of the house later that day, though, turned out not to be fake.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Yancey_Ward
November 1, 2019 6:18 pm

What made it remarkable was the dick and pair of balls stuffed into the mouth.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:42 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:27 pm

Post music:

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  nkit
November 1, 2019 9:16 pm

The character Elivra is a creation of the actress Cassandra Peterson, a natural red head….you’re welcome

https://celeb.gate.cc/cassandra-peterson/pictures/cassandra-peterson-naked-268594.html

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:14 pm

That old pervert’s checking out your ass.

Oh, that’s just Uncle Bob.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:28 pm

Don’t look now, but BobP has his phone out!

TC
TC
  Yancey_Ward
November 1, 2019 3:32 pm

…And that’s not all

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 1, 2019 11:04 pm

Don’t want everyone to stare…put on more clothes.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:44 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
November 1, 2019 3:08 pm

I love Dogs!

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
November 1, 2019 3:38 pm

Me too.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:33 pm

Beach bums

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:45 pm

T4C checking on our study of clouds, I’d say they are cumulus.

mark
mark
  nkit
November 1, 2019 7:54 pm

How do you find a blind man on this nude beach?

“…it’s not hard.”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 1, 2019 11:04 pm

60-grit crotch injury.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:46 pm

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Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:49 pm

That look, the toilet is probably stopped up again. This looks like a job for Handy Man.

Bob P
Bob P
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 1, 2019 3:39 pm

My wife never once looked like that when the toilet was clogged . . . or when it wasn’t.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Bob P
November 1, 2019 7:54 pm

Ah hell, I always put on sexy lingerie when the toilet clogged…who doesn’t?

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:48 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:29 pm

It is pure, simple, illegal discrimination that I wasn’t allowed to sign up for this class.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Yancey_Ward
November 1, 2019 8:43 pm

Change your name to Yanci, call yourself a girl and it is a done deal.

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:50 pm

Girl’s gym class, 2019. Life isn’t fair.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:48 pm

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Tim
Tim
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:22 pm

Ouch! She took it hard to the chin!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Tim
November 1, 2019 11:06 pm

That’s what she said.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:17 pm

New Canadian record for high jumping!

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:30 pm

The Fosbury Slip and Fall.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Yancey_Ward
November 1, 2019 8:44 pm

Your age is showing by reference to Fosbury.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  TN Patriot
November 1, 2019 11:06 pm

Or keen memory of sports facts.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:49 pm

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Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:50 pm

Does this thong make my ass look big?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 1, 2019 8:44 pm

It makes it look inviting.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:20 pm

I miss St. Elsewhere. This was one of Dr. Craig’s good days.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:31 pm

Stay away from Canada geese. That one goose produces more shit than all those cows combined.

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:53 pm

Canadian goose vs Texas steers

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 2, 2019 4:27 am

We don’t know the citizenship of the Canada Goose and they do shit like a steer.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:27 pm

My rod next!

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:32 pm

I’d take the bait.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:54 pm

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Suds
Suds
November 1, 2019 1:54 pm

Why feminists hate men…a theory.

Ever notice how they despise male dogs who hump, or show their red-hot? Bitches prefer bitches.
And, they equate male homo sapiens with horny male canines.

Ahh, but not all women are this way.

A Lab, a Beagle, and a Great Dane are in the waiting room at a Vet’s office.

The Beagle asks the Lab: “Why are you here?”

Lab says: I’m a digger. I dig holes everywhere in the yard, and in the furniture cushions, etc.
My owner wants me more docile, and I’m here to get snipped. You?

Beagle says:
I’m a pisser. Everywhere, and too often. I sniff awhile, then lift a leg and mark my spot. Indoors, outdoors, wherever. I’m getting castrated, cuz my owners think that’s the cure. Crazy, huh?

The Lab turns to the Great Dane and asks: “What’s your story?”

Dane says: I’m a humper. I hump furniture armrests, and anything else.
Yesterday, my owner was bent over outside the bathtub, drying her feet, and I couldn’t resist. I climbed on from behind, and just started groovin’. Faster than a sewing machine.

The Beagle, eyes wide with fear, says, Aww, Damn!
So, I guess its castration for you, too, huh?”
Sigh….

Dane says: “No, apparently I’m here to get my forepaw nails trimmed.”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Suds
November 1, 2019 11:11 pm

According to her book, when Linda Lovelace first met Hugh Hefner, he told her that he was a huge 8mm porn collector and had a copy of her film with a great dane that had been made years before she was in Deep Throat.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:30 pm

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:34 pm

While you are at it, could you pick up that dime I laid over there on the floor?

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:55 pm

That smells sexy

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 1, 2019 11:11 pm

Is that a twist-off??

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:56 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:34 pm

Three hour tour, three hour tour…..

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:57 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:35 pm

Nailed it!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:53 pm

Fine form! And shitty dive.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 1, 2019 11:12 pm

Hey. She rotated more than one revolution, didn’t hit the boat/wall, or whatever she is jumping from, and didn’t end up on her belly or back. Overall, a great first try.

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 1:57 pm

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Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  nkit
November 1, 2019 2:56 pm

That boney ass is a true fail. The skeleton chick with the towel was hotter.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 1, 2019 8:52 pm

nice legs, though.

Two if by sea, Three if from within thee
Two if by sea, Three if from within thee
November 1, 2019 2:59 pm

Gotta love Bald Eagles

TC
TC
November 1, 2019 3:38 pm

Conservative ™ 2019
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Bob P
Bob P
  TC
November 1, 2019 3:56 pm

Lady Faga

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Bob P
November 1, 2019 10:05 pm

Drag Queens for Trump?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mygirl...maybe
November 1, 2019 11:13 pm

Trannies for Trump?

TC
TC
November 1, 2019 4:15 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  TC
November 1, 2019 4:43 pm

No, you make me wanna puke.

Bob P
Bob P
  TC
November 1, 2019 5:37 pm

A sandwich made of that could feed Pakistan for a week.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  TC
November 1, 2019 8:00 pm

Ha, that made me laugh…then again, ok, poof, you’re a sandwich.

TC
TC
November 1, 2019 4:16 pm

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TC
TC
November 1, 2019 4:17 pm

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TC
TC
November 1, 2019 4:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 4:38 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
November 2, 2019 9:50 am

It’s just too bad that PRESIDENT Trump didn’t kill you too !
But we still have 4 more years of hope ahead of us .

nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 7:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 8:59 pm
nkit
nkit
November 1, 2019 10:06 pm
nkit
nkit
  nkit
November 2, 2019 12:01 am

check this out…

TampaRed
TampaRed
  nkit
November 2, 2019 12:40 am

is dee intimidating you so much you’re pulling your posts now b4 anyone sees them?

nkit
nkit
  TampaRed
November 2, 2019 12:52 am

don’t know what you are talkin’ about, Red..haven’t pulled shit

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
November 1, 2019 10:19 pm

Repeat, can’t help it, thanks NKIT, or not. Dear God.
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nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
November 1, 2019 10:40 pm

You dirty old man..she’s only 10 years old… :~)

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
November 1, 2019 10:50 pm

HA!!. You got me nkit!!!!! Old enuf to FK old enuf for, wait , my name ain’t Chuck… as a good buddy of mine used to say that ain’t coming down for breakfast anymore. Miss that guy. Was only 49 when he went . Would have loved this pic…

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  ILuvCO2
November 1, 2019 11:34 pm

Sheet son, that lil’ ol’ gal gotta be at least sixteen…

Dee
Dee
  nkit
November 1, 2019 10:59 pm

nkit,
I am proud to see that you do know right from wrong.
Now please sir,let’s try to control those lustful impulses that cause you to search out the smut you post here.
I will be praying for you.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Dee
November 1, 2019 11:11 pm

Hey Dee. insert vile response here.

nkit
nkit
  Dee
November 1, 2019 11:21 pm

I’m still trying to control my lustful impulses, but it would be much easier on this old man if you would just swallow my cock..

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 1, 2019 11:21 pm

There are indeed some beautiful images out there on the internet, but so many show women who appear “uncomfortably” young (and yes, that is an extremely subjective term). This one is very close, and a couple of those red-headed “Pippi Longstocking” girls from earlier, were definitely in that category. Nice to look at though.

TampaRed
TampaRed
November 1, 2019 10:30 pm

they were very fortunate that nobody was seriously hurt during the horse fiasco–
having a stud horse around mares that are in heat is stupid unless they’re in the corral or pasture–

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  TampaRed
November 1, 2019 10:57 pm

thats what we get out of this? Go FSU, beat Miami !

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  TampaRed
November 1, 2019 11:32 pm

Damn son, that gif was about a hundred images up from here. Talk about comments not staying where they were first typed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl...maybe
November 2, 2019 8:55 am

Don’t miss the message below.
Could get missed, among the other eyeball grabs on this thread.

Only two months left in 2019.

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Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Anonymous
November 2, 2019 1:13 pm

Pay pal canceled Sabo and is withholding six months worth of his money. Screw paypal, they’re as bad as Google, Twitter, facebook etc,

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 2, 2019 9:45 am

Friday, good, now a certain member of the fraternity can re-post gifs posted during the week by Wirecutter on knuckledraggin.com

TC
TC
November 2, 2019 9:50 am

one more for you:

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