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28 Comments
MTD
MTD
November 14, 2019 5:02 pm

You know it’s bad when people in actual third world nations look at San Francisco and say “What the fuck is wrong with those people?”

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  MTD
November 15, 2019 2:10 am

Do people in third world nations have tv sets to look at San Francisco? Did you make this shit up?

Bilco
Bilco
November 14, 2019 5:13 pm

In an earlier article.Some idiot out there was putting down rural folk. That’s right shit dick.Us stupid people out here in normal America should hurry and move near that. Liberals….The gift that just keeps giving.

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  Bilco
November 15, 2019 2:17 am

Are you a shit dick, Bilco?

M G
M G
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 15, 2019 6:01 am

You are a little on the defensive regarding California!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 14, 2019 5:14 pm

When every sidewalk is considered “public property,” then nobody gives a shit (pardon the pun) about it, and nobody is ALLOWED to give a shit about it. It is the common “failure of the commons.” When everyone owns it, nobody owns it, and those who seize it, hold all the power. It is only worsened by the fact that these cities likely go out of their way to ensure that all of these people, despite having NO permanent address, are allowed to vote in local elections, elect people to represent their particular sidewalk, and mostly vote for democrats.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 14, 2019 6:35 pm

The city should advertise its shitability. For tourists who might enjoy dropping trou right on the street in broad daylight.

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  Iska Waran
November 14, 2019 10:02 pm

San Fran, San Fran
Frank Sinatra
Start spreadin’ the cheeks, I’m deucin’ today
I want to dump my truck in it
San Fran, San Fran
These irritable bowels, are longing to void
Right through the very heart of it
San Fran, San Fran
I wanna to back one out in a city that doesn’t sweep
And find I’m king of commodes
Top of the heap
These little turd blues
Are melting away
I’ll pinch a brand new loaf in it
In old San Fran
If I can let loose there, I’ll crimp one off anywhere
It’s up to you, San Fran, San Fran
I wanna send in a fax, in a city that doesn’t sweep
And find I’m king of commodes,
boss of the shit
Droppin’ a Deuce, answer the call
These little turd blues, are melting away
I’m gonna take a brand new dump in it
In old San Fran
And
If I can make bears there
I’m gonna squirt juice anywhere
It’s up to you, San Fran
San Fran
San Fran

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 15, 2019 1:56 am

Cows for Dung beetle

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
November 15, 2019 2:05 am

If mind was not messed up already. SAO makes sense to me now.

M G
M G
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 15, 2019 6:09 am

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Try this one.

M G
M G
  Mygirl...maybe
November 15, 2019 6:14 am

You can tell the steers who are not queers if you know how it’s hanging!

I can’t remember if this was an accidental adornment or if my father did this to the poor beastie.
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Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  M G
November 15, 2019 9:07 am

That’s a beautiful bull. My guess is he did it to himself.

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  M G
November 15, 2019 7:18 pm

You are a funny gal, Maggito. I can appreciate how Yokenstein felt when he white knighted you.

M G
M G
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 15, 2019 6:06 am
Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 15, 2019 9:05 am

Classic EC.

Dung Beetle (EC)
Dung Beetle (EC)
  Hardscrabble Farmer
November 15, 2019 7:14 pm

I keep cracking up when I re-read it. If it doesn’t crack me up, I know it’s not a good parody.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Dung Beetle (EC)
November 15, 2019 9:16 am

ec,
i hadn’t seen you posting 4 several days but wherever you’ve been it seems to have recharged you since you’re coming out both cheeks a blazin–

Morongobill
Morongobill
  Iska Waran
November 15, 2019 9:19 am

I dropped a turd in San Francisco’s sidewalk just doesn’t sound as good as the Tony Bennett song.

TampaRed
TampaRed
November 14, 2019 7:51 pm

unfortunately,it might be about to get worse–
the biological son of 2 weather underground cop killers who was raised by bill ayers & wife b/c his parents were in prison just won the da’s race there–another soros backed dist. atty.–
he has already said he will not prosecute quality of life cases–
trump should declare cali in violation of federal law b/c of the sanctuary laws & appoint a new governor & legislature–

https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/item/34032-san-francisco-s-red-diaper-baby-da-it-s-ok-to-pee-and-poop-on-street

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  TampaRed
November 14, 2019 9:41 pm

Austin is getting just as bad…let the liberals run things and the shit starts flowing….

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Mygirl...maybe
November 14, 2019 10:30 pm

I just heard that Birmingham Alabama is where white Southern hipsters are moving. Go figure.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Iska Waran
November 15, 2019 8:53 am

birmingham is alright except 4 the crime but that’s in any racially mixed city–

starfcker
starfcker
November 15, 2019 1:41 am

Stossel, what a piece of shit liberal you truly are. After opining ad nauseam for years and years about government non interference and drug legalization, now you’re offended and want Big Daddy government to step in and solve the problems that you helped create.

Reluctant Warrior
Reluctant Warrior
November 15, 2019 6:48 am

Pitiful.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 15, 2019 9:30 am

There was a video, from a cell phone camera, posted on the web a couple weeks ago.
Some dreg with no shirt on, had dropped trou, and was in a squat, just out side a bistro with outdoor patrons on the sidewalk 5 feet away.
A male pedestrian walking past kicks the shitter hard, with a swift uppercut, right in the chops, and keeps walking on his way, without saying a word.
Feces man never knew what hit him. Dazed and confused.

Looked like a good remedy to me.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
November 15, 2019 10:13 am

Leftifornia at it’s finest……If we ever have the need to give the USA an enema Turdfransisco is the place to stick the tube .

I can’t wait to see how fucked up the 3rd world beaners are going to make the place once they make up 80% of the population. I guess they’ll all get free tats and low riders one day.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 16, 2019 9:51 am

Or Sanfranshitshow.