“See You After Jail Guys”: Art World Stunned After Man Eats $120,000 Banana Duct Taped To Wall

Via ZeroHedge

Let them eat duct-taped bananas

– The US Federal Reserve, probably

On Friday, we reported on the latest bizarre milestone in the “art” world, when a banana duct-taped to a wall sold for $120,000 at that excess-liquidity conclave of ultra rich and other wannabe poseurs known Art Basel Miami Beach. Worse, a second banana duct-taped to a wall also sold for $120,000. Yet even worse than that, a third banana duct-taped to a wall is expected to sell for $150,000 and so on.

Then on Saturday, at around 1:45pm, the art world was shocked when a random man, allegedly a performance artist, ate said duct-taped banana that sold earlier this week for $120,000.

New York-based performance artist David Datuna ate the banana early on Saturday afternoon in front of a stunned convention full of “art” lovers most of whom had no idea whether they were witnessing even more “art”, of just some clueless rando eating the world’s most discussed “art” exhibit, the gallery told the Miami Herald.

Perrotin Gallery spokesman Lucien Terras told the Herald that Datuna did not “destroy” the artwork because “the banana is the idea”, or as Magritte would say “Ceci n’est pas une banane.

The controversial piece, called “The Comedian,” was created by Maurizio Cattelan, an Italian artist who had also entertained art lovers from around the globe in 2017 with his “America” 18-carat-gold toilet. The $6-million throne was stolen from England’s Blenheim Palace over the summer according to CBS.

Emmanuel Perrotin, the gallery founder, told CBS News that Maurizio’s work is not just about objects, but about how objects move through the world.

“Whether affixed to the wall of an art fair booth or displayed on the cover of the New York Post, his work forces us to question how value is placed on material goods,” he said, although he could have also added “or eaten.”

He added that “the spectacle is as much a part of the work as the banana.”

Perrotin was about to head to the airport when he heard about the banana being eaten and rushed back, according to the Herald. An attendee tried to cheer him up by handing him a banana. A borrowed replacement banana was eventually re-adhered to the wall, because “art.”

Whereas the “art” world was briefly outraged after the 120,000 rotting banana was calmly eaten, unaware that they themselves were the joke, normals argued this piece is a perfect representation of what the art world has become with its gaping wealth inequalities and where idiotic “art” such as a banana duct taped to a wall sells for $120,000. Others, however, chose not to go as deep and appreciate the simplicity of the art piece. Yet others blamed the Fed for flooding the world with so much money that a banana duct taped to a wall was actually bought by someone for $120,000.

The artist first came up with the idea a year ago. He “was thinking of a sculpture that was shaped like a banana,” according to a press statement from Perrotin.

“Every time he traveled, he brought a banana with him and hung it in his hotel room to find inspiration. He made several models: first in resin, then in bronze and in painted bronze (before) finally coming back to the initial idea of a real banana.”

The artist reported no clear instructions for buyers on whether the bananas start to decompose.

As for Datuna, who calmly ate the banana in front of a room full of shocked “art” fans before he was confronted by an art gallery worker, his parting words were “see you after jail, guys.”

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41 Comments
Reluctant Warrior
Reluctant Warrior
December 8, 2019 6:56 am

This is not art. Far from it. The people who traffic in this shite are fools. I can create the same piece for less than a buck. It is really quite a racket that I would like to get into. You just have to be accepted by the gliteratti of the left and right coasts as a great modern artist and your in. You can take a dump on a canvass and some fool will pay millions for it because it has your name on it. Hoooorrrraaaaay let me in.

Awake
Awake
  Reluctant Warrior
December 8, 2019 8:03 am

They traffic in children. “Art” is just a cover.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  Reluctant Warrior
December 8, 2019 5:03 pm

“take a dump on a canvass and some fool will pay millions for it…”

Eat some corn to add color.

Reluctant Warrior
Reluctant Warrior
  Miles Long
December 9, 2019 6:20 am

…and eat Asparagus for the odor! Remember creating a multi sensory experience could really boost the price.

Bob P
Bob P
December 8, 2019 7:17 am

This guy will probably get more jail time than any of the deep state criminals involved in Russiagate, because, as every Democrat knows, eating a banana identified as “art” is far worse than treasonous ruination of the Constitution.

Mygirl...Maybe
Mygirl...Maybe
  Bob P
December 8, 2019 11:03 am

The entire ‘banana as art’ from wall taping to consumption was a scam. Modern art is essentially money laundering along the same lines as sixty million dollar book contracts for Michelle and Barack…the Netflicks deal with the Obamas also reeks of money laundering, a pay-for-play deal. As to the banana? It is what is known as a publicity stunt.
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/09/16/trump-suggests-house-judiciary-investigation-into-obamas-netflix-deal/

musket
musket
December 8, 2019 7:18 am

He did us a favor by unmasking the fools who really believe this is art. It is filth that is in line with current world culture.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
December 8, 2019 7:36 am

“It’s performance.”

I love it when they get hoisted on their own petard.

M G
M G
  Hardscrabble Farmer
December 8, 2019 9:00 am

Never liked Howie Mandell’s early stuff…

Bodice the Ripper
Bodice the Ripper
  Hardscrabble Farmer
December 8, 2019 9:31 am

How’s this one…

NANCY EXPLOSI

Mygirl...Maybe
Mygirl...Maybe
  Hardscrabble Farmer
December 8, 2019 1:26 pm

This is a photo of a guy who paid $225,000 for this installation of stuff glued together from scraps of fabric and trash found on the roadside and estate sales. A fool and his money seek status and in the world of contemporary art the pricier the crap, the sooner sold, because….status. These noobs want to appear as members of the elite cognoscenti and the ‘artists’ and galleries take full advantage of this sn0bbery. There is also the money laundering aspect too. comment image?itok=TYPd-GBL
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https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/things-you-see-top-woman-calls-pile-crap-artwork-successfully-sells-it-225000

M G
M G
December 8, 2019 7:51 am

Aren’t all bananas equal?

Steve C.
Steve C.
  M G
December 8, 2019 8:14 am

Or at least very ap-peel-ing?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  M G
December 8, 2019 10:26 am

Some are riper than others.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  TN Patriot
December 8, 2019 5:07 pm

Yeah, the black ones are fucking nasty except for maybe baking banana bread.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
December 8, 2019 7:51 am

C’est n’est pas un banana.

M G
M G
  Hardscrabble Farmer
December 8, 2019 8:01 am

Then perhaps you will review this clip.

old white guy
old white guy
December 8, 2019 8:14 am

Imagine, there are people in this country that still think it is possible to save the country from such idiots.

White Fang
White Fang
December 8, 2019 8:48 am

Some fools have too much money.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  White Fang
December 8, 2019 5:14 pm

Times change. Richard Pryor said “Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you have too much money.”
We’ve moved on to bananas.
Ironically, in the future there may be a “banana famine” caused by a disease that affects the common variety farmed worldwide. Monoculture is a thing and apparently banana production is at risk.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/12/04/the-worlds-most-popular-banana-could-go-extinct/

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
December 8, 2019 9:21 am

It wasn’t performance art, it was a profound and deeply ontological statement. You know, “Sometimes a banana is just a banana”.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 8, 2019 9:32 am

Whoever paid $120,000 for a banana should be duct-taped to the wall. Call it “Bananas”.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
December 8, 2019 10:24 am

The modern version of telling the Emperor he has no clothes.

Pequiste
Pequiste
December 8, 2019 10:57 am

I eagerly await with bated breath, and pinched nose, the contemporary art masterpiece “Democrap” from a secretive master of the American Avant Garde:
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All the way from San Fransicko – the huge, angry coiling shit served up neat on a silver platter – center focus of the main gallery; silent, slippery but deadly testament to the feral citizens of Nancy Pelosi’s congressional district. Coming to the the next Art Basel Swamp- in the new venue of Washington D.C.

To be produced live at the event’s “black tie and brown shorts” vernisage.

Rumor has it that performance artist – David Datuna (the same ass wipe who ate the banana in Miami) – was preparing to eat the whole thing as a encore. No spoon or fork, just with his hands.

Any use of toilet paper is way too Bourgeois, therefore optional, so be careful who you are shaking hands with. And watch your step mesdames et messieurs!

The price for the towering turd? A cool $10 million bucks.

*(And you had better wash up good and often with hot water and plenty of soap if you are planning to attend: there’s Hepatitis in that E. Coli laden textual and textural chef d’oeuvre.)

PROTESTOR
PROTESTOR
  Pequiste
December 8, 2019 11:02 am

Admin? I protest this shit.

M G
M G
  Administrator
December 8, 2019 11:26 am

This is what the mother of a Millennial was up against.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 8, 2019 11:38 am

Well, Lah-tee-fuckin-dah.
You gotta have art.
All you really need is art.

Who can forget Warhol’s picture of a can of Campbell’s soup.
iCan.
Belongs in a trash can.
Puns intended.

But what sealed it for me, in realizing those high fallutin’ uppity morons have lost their minds, and ought be ignored, was when the esteemed cornhole ‘artist’ named Mapplethorp put on display a crucifix that had been urinated on, entitled Piss Christ.
Art? Bitch please.
Who knows.
Maybe young Robert was a victim, perhaps as an alter boy, and that was just his repressed inner resist movement, in lashing out to call attention to other disgusting behavior.

Starving artists. Imagine that.
Any wonder why they’re hungry?

TC
TC
December 8, 2019 11:49 am

Can you imagine how beautiful art would be if the art, media and fashion worlds weren’t run by a bunch of degenerates? Think about it – I guarantee everyone here has seen some art or some performance that was magnificent but the artist isn’t gay enough, or black enough or jewish enough or merely subversive enough to get their chance at widespread attention.

gilberts
gilberts
December 8, 2019 12:53 pm

Liberal Retards are like a never-ending Emperor Has No Clothes story.
I watched a modern art documentary where they showed this nutty woman with more money than common sense. She had a collection of “art” that consisted of things like urinals mounted on the wall and a mound of candy you were encouraged to eat and deposit the wrappers in another pile. This lady had a haunted look on her face as she admitted she was afraid some day she would wake up and nobody would believe this was art anymore.
I thought it was hilarious when Banksy sold a painting that self-shredded itself in an attempt to mock the art world and, instead, they decided his ruined art was worth even more ruined than intact.
A dude like the banana eater could inadvertently cause the entire art world to collapse. Worse, he might have just increased the value of a banana peal and some tape.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 8, 2019 1:17 pm

leaving aside resale value & bragging rights, if you were decorating your house,would you rather have modern art by a famous artist or a piece of cheap art from wal mart that you had put in a nice frame?

Paula
Paula
  Anonymous
December 8, 2019 1:31 pm

I met a guy who sang the blues and he asked me what I looked for in a painting. I said it needed to match the couch.

Mygirl...Maybe
Mygirl...Maybe
  Anonymous
December 8, 2019 10:00 pm

How could you tell the difference?

Lord of the Fleas
Lord of the Fleas
December 8, 2019 8:57 pm

“See You After Jail Guys”: Art World Stunned After Man Eats $120,000 Banana Duct Taped To Wall

“See You After Jail Guys”: Art World Stunned.

There – a shorter, more concise, and definitely accurate title.

MG
MG
  Lord of the Fleas
December 8, 2019 9:41 pm

Are you part of the clan of the fleabear?

MG
MG
December 9, 2019 6:40 am

It occurred to me when I called about picking up my own artwork from my local taxidermist that someone could STUFF banana peelings and mount them on interesting mounts and sell them to idiots for a lot of money too.

Call them Revived Still Life.

I know a good taxidermist.