HOW TO END UP IN INTENSIVE CARE

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10 Comments
Steve C.
Steve C.
February 4, 2020 7:50 pm

Years ago in my married life, my wife and I were just about to enter a brand new Home Depot.

The store manager was at the entrance greeting customers as they entered.

They had one of those large outdoor plastic rubbish cans by the door that was full of brooms.

I turned to my wife and said, “Look hon. They’re having a sale on brooms. Want to fly one around and see if you like it?”

That coward manager ran for the hills.

Fortunately, I was OK in a few days…

TampaRed
TampaRed
February 4, 2020 7:50 pm

i’ll take a wife who at least tries to take care of herself any day over a j-lo–

overthecliff
overthecliff
  TampaRed
February 5, 2020 10:45 am

J-ho. Fixed it for you ,Red. Mudsharks not my preference.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
February 4, 2020 9:01 pm

She’s like the gold ring in a pig’s snout (Prov 11:22).

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
February 4, 2020 9:58 pm

Does anyone else feel revulsion when looking at a fat white male police officer? Our fucking best on top.

(EC)
(EC)
  'Reality' Doug
February 4, 2020 10:39 pm

You have been turned by the media that worships skinny people with perfect teeth and smooth skin.

Alejandro Corona, free thinker (EC)
Alejandro Corona, free thinker (EC)
  (EC)
February 5, 2020 11:19 am

Shaddup, you millennial bullshit. You don’t know what real women looked liked before Vietnam changed men’s tastes from curvy to anorexic. From there it was a simple thing to add a dick to women and now trannies are all the rage.

Like doc Pangloss’s daughter Shedora once said, You did it to yourself!

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  'Reality' Doug
February 5, 2020 1:19 am

Yep Queensland Australia’s finest pie and beer guzzler. As the ad says, Queensland police the second best money can buy.

Just a Medic
Just a Medic
  'Reality' Doug
February 5, 2020 9:53 am

The Kevlar vest adds ten pounds.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 4, 2020 11:10 pm

I would’nt take her to a public dog fight even if she was the odds on favorite.