HOLLYWOOD, CA—According to sources at the 91st annual Academy Awards ceremony this evening, the nation’s wealthy, privileged elite gathered to lecture the nation on the horrendous evils of wealth and privilege.
The wealthiest 0.00001% of the nation arrived at the exclusive, walled-off, high-security event in limos and luxury cars driven by servants in order to spend a few hours telling the nation’s poor and middle-class citizens how they need to throw off the yoke of oppression put on them by the wealthy elite.
“It’s the white, privileged, wealth hoarders that are ruining America,” said one white, privileged man whose net worth is estimated at $160 million. “All you people in the cheap seats at home: you need to do better.”
“America is just a terrible nation with no opportunity,” said one woman who made $100 million wearing costumes and reading words someone else wrote off a page. “We must stop the 1% from hoarding all the wealth.” Upon being informed she was well within the 1%, she clarified that it was actually the 0.000001% who are the problem.
Unfortunately, it looks like the event will proceed as planned next year as well.
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Let them all “eat cake!”
Don’t feed Hollyweird.
Don’t honor or provide any financial support to the monster.
Don’t idolize any actors. They are fucking actors for Christ’s sake.
Don’t watch movies, except for classics on DVDs from the thrift store. Millons of them available.
Don’t watch the idiot box. And if any of y’all still pay the big bucks for cable or satellite 500 channels of nonsense…..
Don’t live vicariously —
— live a real life. And get prepared.
Great advice
Notice how fat the women are getting? Chunk-o’s stuffed into “designer” dresses and displaying zero class. Oh for the days of Grace Kelly, Elizabeth Taylor, and Audrey Hepburn! Real, honest to God, women that were exquisitely dressed, had beautiful manners, and could actually speak English. Half of the “men” looked like they needed a good scrubbing and a good tailor. Then the political speeches……….
I for one think we need to listen to these people’s ideas. If you understand the world we live in is all fake and these people are all just being fakes in the fake world well then:
fake * fake = real
Therefore they really do know better.