U.S.—Joe Biden’s campaign is struggling to motivate younger voters, but he has a plan: offering free AOL trials to anyone who shows up to his rallies.
“Come on by, say hi to uncle Joe, and grab one of our free AOL CDs,” Biden says in an ad for his campaign tour. “You know, the great thing about AOL is that you get so many hours of internets. Only squares use Compuserve, Prodigy, or MSN. We’re keen on America Online!”
The campaign has warned that it’s first come, first served, so you’d better hurry if you want to experience the lightning-fast speeds of AOL’s 56K dial-up service.
“I love America Online,” Biden continued as he booted up his Windows 98 PC. “Every time I hear that grinding, beeping sound while trying to get on the internet, I just know that I’m about to experience the world wide web at a rate of one web page per hour.”
His wife then screamed at him to get off the computer as she was expecting a call. “Well, I’d better go,” Biden said, chuckling. “But remember, for the fastest interwebs in town, come see Uncle Joe. You won’t regret it — probably.”
Rally attendees will receive their choice of a CD or 3.5″ floppy disk good for a free trial of AOL dial-up service. Joe will then say hi and shake their hands “and maybe more if you’re lucky.”
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I came home after being gone for two weeks. Within an hour, I saw a Warren commercial (I live in SC) where Obama was the voice and used his picture. I was shocked that Obama cut an Advert for Pocahontas. This has not made the national news?
Obama is backing Warren over Corrupt Joe? Joe is screwed….
Here in GA Obama is in every other Bloomberg commercial. There are at least 6 per hour on primetime. He is spending a fortune.
What I want to know is about Stacey Abrams’ candidate of choice plus all that voter “suppression” down in The Peach State that we constantly hear about.
I expect Stacy to be in the running for the dem VP slot. They need a black woman to balance out the old white man candidate.
Elizabeth Warren Offering BJ’s!
Better Jobs.
bloomberg has pulled ahead of biden nationally,which of course doesn’t mean squat–
https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2020/bloomberg_edges_ahead_in_democratic_presidential_race?utm_campaign=RR02142020DN&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email
this is an editorial/opinion piece from an african american blog called the grio–it’ll be interesting to see if black voters in the south are as bitter toward bloomberg as those in the north seem to be–
let’s hope so —
https://thegrio.com/2020/02/13/mike-bloomberg-apology/?
Just wait until Mr. Media empire -$billionaire X 60, offers each and every hurt feelings African eligible-to-vote a couple of thousand bucks each for their troubled consciences…
then like magick, bygones will be bygones and a new Black-approved presidential candidate shall emerge from the “centrist” pack to contend with the the Trotskyite from Vermont.
Then we will discuss the All-Noo Yawk, strictly Democrat, Kosher sandwich.
Regarding Joe Biden’s internet offer: and that’s no malarkey!
And if you elect me, I’ll give you free internet for life and tons of other stuff. Just please let me buy your vote for as much stuff as each of you want. It’s my gift to you from the generous America people. Everyone gets the best of everything. A win-win!
You have to see this picture.
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2020/02/14/trump-says-he-would-vote-for-a-gay-man-for-president-like-he-did-in-2016/
That was a waste of 30 seconds.
i thought you were holed up somewhere?