Hey, It’s Not Just Corona Virus

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

Whatever the Democratic Party is infected with may be worse than covid-19. The symptoms presented point to a rare illness known as kuru. By now, we all understand that diseases easily jump between continents in this era of incessant air travel. The National Institute of Health’s MedlinePlus bulletin has this to say about it:

Kuru is found among people from New Guinea who practiced a form of cannibalism in which they ate the brains of dead people as part of a funeral ritual. This practice stopped [allegedly] in 1960, but cases of kuru were reported for many years afterward because the disease has a long incubation period…. Kuru causes brain and nervous system changes similar to Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease… bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE), also called mad cow disease. The main risk factor for kuru is eating human brain tissue, which can contain the infectious particles.

Does this account for the public’s preoccupation with Zombies? Is something deeply sinister roiling in the dark interstices of American life? The public still doesn’t know for sure what was going on in the congressional SCIF chamber (Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility) deep in the Capitol’s sub-basement back in January, where Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) was busy spirit-cooking impeachment testimony. Was something else bubbling away on his Coleman stove down there? Say, a fricassee of Jeffrey Epstein’s frontal lobes? Did Nancy Pelosi come back for seconds? Her subsequent behavior implicates acute kuru infection, the inappropriate laughter, slurred speech, tardive dyskinesia, paranoia.

Healthline.com reports:

The name kuru means ‘to shiver’ or ‘trembling in fear.’ The symptoms of the disease include muscle twitching and loss of coordination. Other symptoms include difficulty walking, involuntary movements, behavioral and mood changes, dementia, and difficulty eating. The latter can cause malnutrition. Kuru has no known cure. It’s usually fatal within one year of contraction.

See how this neatly corresponds to the 2020 campaign, nomination, and election cycle. That is, the symptoms will become more pronounced as the year rolls out, culminating with a cluster of fatalities in early November. Election fatalities, that is, and then perhaps the death of the old party itself. Signs and omens abound.

Note, for example, the op-ed column Thursday by New York Times regular Gail Collins.

Take a close look at that photo.

Some analysts might simply see a pooch-faced old biddy exuding the vapors of smuggery, but a trained diagnostician would detect prodromes of kuru in the unnatural squint and the inappropriate expression of mirth, considering the grave subject of the op-ed is a high-order threat to global stability, surely no laughing matter.

Manifestations of kuru were clearly evident in this week’s Democratic candidates’ debate. Joe Biden has been obviously ill for months — though I suspect he remains in the contest solely to avoid being deposed for his money-laundering activities in Ukraine while vice-president. Mr. Biden shocked the nation Tuesday night, declaring that roughly half the US population, 150 million people, died as a result of gun violence last year. Wow, and nobody noticed? That would be an event comparable to “the Rapture,” and yet somehow the mainstream media missed the story — though, let’s face it, they do miss an awful lot these days. In another strange incident, Mr. Biden introduced himself as a “candidate for the senate.” Is there some law against running for two political offices simultaneously? Did The Washington Post check with the Delaware Board of Elections? Or is the former veep just hallucinating?

Judging by his utterances, Bernie Sanders appears to be another advanced case. (Let’s be honest, he’s presented symptoms of kuru for decades.) This week, they were especially florid in the irrepressible rhapsodizing over Fidel Castro and the achievements of his regime in advancing Cuban literacy. One wonders how many Cuban-American voters in Dade County, Florida, read about that on their Apple news-feed. Did Bernie’s campaign staff tell him that he didn’t need Florida to win the election, or are they infected, too? Advice to Bernie Bros and sundry supporters: if you attend any of the Super Tuesday meet-and-greets for the candidate, avoid the chopped liver canapes. They may be somebody’s medulla oblongata.

Even Mike Bloomberg seemed to have something wrong with him, as when he virtually bragged to a national TV audience that he paid $50-million dollars to “buy” the 2018 Democratic Party midterm election victory. There’s a sound-bite he’ll never recover from! But my diagnostician’s eye suspects another little known and exotic disorder: Latah, defined in Wikipedia as follows:

      Latah…. [A] condition in which abnormal behaviors result from a person experiencing a sudden shock…. Latah is considered a culture-specific startle disorder…. Similar conditions have been recorded within other cultures and locations. For example, there are the so-called Jumping Frenchmen of Maine, imu among women of the Ainu people of Japan, mali-mali or silok among Filipinos, and bat-schi among Thais. Persons with latah make movements reminiscent of behaviors normally peculiar to certain childhood developmental stages. The person is unlikely to remember anything occurring during the episode.

Having to suffer the aspersions of all those kuru sufferers lined up against him behind their podiums, Mr. Bloomberg apparently snapped. Washington DC is a hot zone for many poorly understood diseases of the mind. Perhaps the White House corona virus team can spare a few NIH clinicians to look into these troubling matters.

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10 Comments
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
February 28, 2020 11:39 am

Zombies. Well I guess I should double check the edge on my tomahawk.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
February 28, 2020 12:04 pm

I see that JHK has finally looked into physiognomy.

Good call, Jimmy.

RiNS
RiNS
February 28, 2020 2:58 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
February 28, 2020 3:19 pm

He may think their illness comes from eating brains,
but I think it is some other part of human anatomy that they are indulging in,
quaintly refereed to as “rimming”

as in Adam Schiffty was filmed rimming one of Ed Bucks play things, during a meth fueled orgy, at the some decrepit hotel in west hollywierd.

say it ain’t so batman!

If it weren’t true, then I wouldn’t say it.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  Anonymous
February 28, 2020 11:19 pm

The Standard.

Miles Long
Miles Long
February 28, 2020 6:23 pm

“Whatever the Democratic Party is infected with may be worse than covid-19. ”

Late stage syphilis?

credit
credit
February 28, 2020 8:50 pm

bro in law died of CJD it’s not pretty. it is otherworldly in its Twilight Zone ickiness…

ottomatik
ottomatik
February 28, 2020 11:24 pm

Home Run. Biting, sharp, and skirting the line of actual truth,kuru for the win!

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 28, 2020 11:51 pm

Right on about Biden. He drops out, and he will lose any protection he now enjoys as a candidate. I hope he and his idiot son have saved their money, because they are going to need it for the attorney fees.

Drunk Sailor
Drunk Sailor
  Anonymous
February 29, 2020 1:18 am

I suspect ever since the Joe Malarky bus was spotted in western Iowa going in concentric circles that someone took him to the back of the bus and chained him to the seat and he’s been there ever since. Then again, maybe he likes it back there instead of just calling it a day and going home to Jill for good.

It certainly seems to be a case of the old dog not knowing when to quit, though your point about protection as a candidate makes a lot of sense. Wondering if Bernie Madoff’s cell has room for one more guest?