Ilhan Omar Endorses Joe Biden After He Confuses Wife With Sister

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—Representative Ilhan Omar had endorsed Bernie Sanders for president, as they saw eye to eye on the best way to destroy the nation’s economy and liberties.

But Omar was forced to reconsider her endorsement and eventually switched it over to Joe Biden after the former vice president confused his wife and sister at a recent rally.

“After seeing how Biden mixed up his wife and his sibling, I realized he is the man to lead our nation,” Omar said in a speech Tuesday. “Biden appears to be a man of upstanding moral character and fine cognitive ability. Other people think he is senile, but I know what’s really going on: he is simply coming to embrace a progressive morality where one is free to marry one’s sibling.”

“I endorse Joe Biden, pioneer of progressive marital arrangements, for president in 2020.”

Bernie Sanders isn’t going to take this lying down and says he will marry “gulags full of women” if that’s what it takes to regain Omar’s endorsement.

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
2 Comments
African Herder
African Herder
March 10, 2020 8:05 pm

We’ll know it is real when the she offers Joe a goat for anxiety purposes.

Pat
Pat
March 10, 2020 8:36 pm

You mean confused brother with husband….. oh shit, now im confused.