PR Disaster: President Xi Forgets To Remove ‘Made In China’ Tags From Coronavirus

Via The Babylon Bee

BEIJING—In a PR disaster for the Communist government of China, President Xi Jinping suddenly realized he forgot to take off the “Made in China” tags from all copies of the coronavirus his government shipped all over the world.

“Oh, shoot, I knew I forgot something,” the totalitarian Communist president muttered as his scientists examined COVID-19 viruses under microscopes and realized every copy of the virus had the telltale tag attached. “All this time I’ve been trying to blame America for this thing and the evidence was right there.”

“How embarrassing!” Luckily for the Communists, the American media immediately began calling anyone who pointed out the tags’ existence a racist, buying the CCP some time to deal with the PR fiasco.

The CCP has issued a recall on the virus, asking everyone with copies of the novel Wuhan coronavirus to ship them back to mainland China so the tags can be replaced with new ones reading “Made by Evil Pig-Dog President Trump.”

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8 Comments
SeeBee
SeeBee
March 25, 2020 6:30 pm

‘Made In China’
But conceived in the USA.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  SeeBee
March 25, 2020 6:40 pm

It was probably made in the USA as well.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 25, 2020 6:39 pm

That’s what’s called an “overlabel.” It originally said “Made in the USA (Ft. Detrick, MD)”

nkit
nkit
March 25, 2020 9:37 pm

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 25, 2020 10:41 pm

At first glance it looks like NYC is reporting a big drop in COVID required hospitalizations and a big drop in daily deaths – the day after starting use of hydroxychloroquine. The main study that concluded that the malaria drug didn’t work against coronavirus came from China. So not only did the virus spring from China, and not only did China lie about its growth – it looks like maybe they tried to steer the rest of the world away from a working treatment. Not to mention that they’ve threatened- as part of their trade negotiations in the Fall – to cut us off from meds and antibiotics.

Nice trading partner.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Iska Waran
March 25, 2020 10:45 pm

One cannot assume that THEY were not the victims of OUR bioweapon.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 25, 2020 10:43 pm

Also, even though this is a bit technical, I’m going to drop it here to keep spreading the news about possible utility of Losartan to stop cytokine storm.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
  Iska Waran
March 26, 2020 5:24 am

I take 100mg of losartan daily for my high blood pressure. I’ll let you know if I get corona.