KAREN

Image

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
21 Comments
oldtimer505
oldtimer505
April 15, 2020 2:26 pm

F**k all the social justice idiots!

Unintellectual (EC)
Unintellectual (EC)
  oldtimer505
April 15, 2020 2:47 pm

Stop yelling at clouds, Karen. This is not about SJWs it’s about busybodies, nosies, bible-thumpers, church ladies, cat ladies, middle-age white women.

Mushroom Cloud
Mushroom Cloud
  Unintellectual (EC)
April 15, 2020 5:43 pm

You lost me at Bible thumpers…

Unintellectual (EC)
Unintellectual (EC)
April 15, 2020 3:02 pm

The Salvy Queen got Karened yesterday. We ducked into the short express line at Stater’s and the dude in front of us pointed to the X on the floor, she got embarrassed and left me to pay. Outside, she sat on the bench and since she was alone, she removed her mask. A white lady approached and scolded her for not wearing her mask. #karennation

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Unintellectual (EC)
April 15, 2020 3:34 pm

These people think they’re going to avoid the virus. That’s so cute. A few will, but 70% will get it – eventually. Just try not to be old or fat. The overall mortality rate still looks like about 1% any way you cut it – once you adjust for the time lag between diagnosis (including official and imputed) and death. Antivirals might knock that down a little bit.

Unintellectual (EC)
Unintellectual (EC)
  Iska Waran
April 15, 2020 3:50 pm

Whenever I see two numbers together, infected and deaths, I get a 5-6% death rate. Otto would blame my common core math teacher. Uncola would point to underlying causes and HF would say la vie.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  Unintellectual (EC)
April 15, 2020 11:33 pm

The tests for infections are unreliable. It says so right on the CDC web site. Garbage in, garbage out.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Chubby Bubbles
April 16, 2020 2:34 am

The numbers are what The Purveyors of Numbers want them to be-no more and no less.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  Iska Waran
April 15, 2020 3:58 pm

Exactly.
That and the CDC issued guidance to MDs to list covid19 as cause of death even for those untested and regardless of contributing and underlying illness/condition.
It will be interesting to see reported pneumonia/seasonal flu death stats.
98-99% survival rate sounds pretty darned good to this Hillbilly.

RiNS
RiNS
  Unintellectual (EC)
April 15, 2020 3:49 pm

I avoid town now. My wife told me it would be best if I don’t go to the grocery store. Apparently the aisles are now set up like an IKEA. It is a retail marketers dream. So to shop there is only one way thru store. Its up and down every aisle. There even are arrows on the floor to show correct direction and security enforcing a social distance.

If one person has the temerity to stop and browse, the whole fucking conga line grinds to a halt!

The rabble, it seems, is being conditioned for the slaughter…

MTD
MTD
  RiNS
April 15, 2020 4:23 pm

Same with me. Any trip to the store now just involves me sitting in the driver seat waiting for my wife. I refuse to take part in whatever completely useless “safety measures” the store has decided to use that day, and my wife is glad that she won’t get embarrassed by my behavior in the store too.

I had to scramble up onto my second story roof the other day to do some chimney repair before the next big rain was due to arrive. I told my wife that I’m pretty sure my chances of dying from falling off the roof were way higher than my chances of dying from Covid. She wasn’t amused.

Unintellectual (EC)
Unintellectual (EC)
  MTD
April 15, 2020 5:26 pm

Where did I comment on this very scenario? I really should get posting rights so I can check my previous comments. I said the Chinks wanted the US to curtail American liberties to bring it more in line with Chinese practices. We’re getting there.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Unintellectual (EC)
April 15, 2020 7:58 pm

That was a couple days ago EC. You must have that memory loss that precedes the virus eating your brain.

Unintellectual (EC)
Unintellectual (EC)
  Anonymous
April 15, 2020 9:01 pm

I’m just fucking with Uncola because he never quotes me in his articles. You have to really piss him off before he’ll quote you just so he can demolish your argument.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 15, 2020 3:29 pm

I’ve figured out how to CRUSH this virus:

1) Every American has a thermometer shoved up their ass
2) All of the thermometers are connected to the NSA data center in Utah.
3) Anyone who has the virus gets locked into their home for a month.
4) FEMA pays to have Papa Johns delivered every day. (It’s not good pizza, but tough.)
5) For the 1% who croak, the family has to put ’em in a plastic bag out by the curb.
6) We pick up the bodies after a month.

Pandemic over. Good thing nobody can sneak into the country and start the infections all over again.

“But why don’t you grab your old lady by the feet
and just lay her out in the darkest street
and by morning, she’s just another hit and run.”

– Lou Reed, Street Hassle

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  Iska Waran
April 15, 2020 4:02 pm

IW.
I missed the sarc caption on #6.
We DO NOT want that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Just Thinking
April 16, 2020 2:38 am

The raccoon vote goes to #6.

Unintellectual (EC)
Unintellectual (EC)
  Iska Waran
April 15, 2020 5:29 pm

Ecuador was picking up the bodies off the sidewalk in a week due to the work overload. Waiting an entire month would lead to other problems; raccoons, coyotes, vultures, plague..

Are you the Bill Gates of rectal thermometers?

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Unintellectual (EC)
April 15, 2020 6:43 pm

To be followed by the plea/orders from local government : “Please do not shoot the wild animals eating your deceased neighbors and loved ones at the curb. It has come to our attention that if wounded, the animal may escape and die elsewhere and may then be eaten by an endangered species which could possibly suffer lead poisoning which will cause the oceans to rise by 2086 making it more difficult for immigrants, those wonderful, blessed, just like your grandparents immigrants from sneaking into our country by water.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Unintellectual (EC)
April 16, 2020 2:43 am

Per Katie Fallon, author of “Vulture: The Private Life of an Unloved Bird”, they perform fabulously at removing disease carriers. Wondering if China eats or shoots vultures?

Reluctant Warrior
Reluctant Warrior
April 16, 2020 7:18 am

Yes..this is in the final analysis a pandemic of fear. Prolonged fear and anxiety are the greatest of immune suppressors. Separation and social isolation are others. We need to rise up within ourselves and overthrow these divisive and clearly totalitarian measures to control us. Fear not for we have nothing to fear but fear itself.