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Done in Dallas
Done in Dallas
April 17, 2020 12:51 pm

Geez, he’s gonna have to clean his windshield now!

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Done in Dallas
April 19, 2020 2:07 am

God Bless Vic !! Todays George Carlin…
Keep it up the truth will set you free, but the banksters and Deep State wont…stack, stock and prep…YMMV

yahsure
yahsure
April 17, 2020 12:52 pm

It makes too much sense, it will never happen. I’m glad I am debt-free.

Misfit71
Misfit71
April 17, 2020 12:53 pm

As the saying goes “say it, don’t spray it”

Legit rant – I get it – right over target but day-am, if he was infected everyone within 100 feet is now breathing his aerosolized rant – even though he was in a car.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
April 17, 2020 12:55 pm

Had to put my face shield on for that one.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Robert (QSLV)
April 17, 2020 2:24 pm

Vic: Kiss me, I just got 10K likes.

Vic’s Wife: *puckers*

Modern Jew (EC)
Modern Jew (EC)
  Robert (QSLV)
April 17, 2020 2:50 pm

Ever smell a microphone? Everybody spits when they talk, that’s how we get to herd or community immunity. That’s why they are pushing face masks now, to keep your spit in your space. Unc just mentioned this, that 6′ is not enough, we need to keep 13′ apart.

Nobody
Nobody
  Modern Jew (EC)
April 17, 2020 4:58 pm

That 13′ will need to grow by 1′ everyday for the increased spittel velocity given the exponentially growing pissed off factor – Vic is proof of that…

(Pissed off x days)^2 x spittel volume x nominal spittel velocity = too bad Vic doesn’t have covid and is a sitting congressman in congress right now.

Vic could do more as super spittel pissed off covid carrier in congress right now than all the patriots ever have.

flash
flash
  Modern Jew (EC)
April 17, 2020 5:22 pm

EC , if face masks were such great protection, why’d the Chinese get hit so hard? They never leave the house without a face mask, even before the Wuhan flu.

BTW, that rat f*** that thumbed you down wasn’t me… jus’ sayin’.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
April 17, 2020 5:39 pm

why’d the chinese get hit so hard?
pure population density.
why is that not obvious?

why is americas worst hotspot NYC?
pure population density

flash
flash
  Anonymous
April 17, 2020 6:33 pm

But muh face mask… Chris Martenson said …

A Simple Way To Combat Coronavirus: Everyone Should Wear A Mask!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
April 18, 2020 3:04 am

Everyone should then cut a roud hole in the mask like Martenson does
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Modern Jew (EC)
Modern Jew (EC)
  flash
April 17, 2020 6:22 pm

I wish I got more down thumbs, chicks dig bad boys.

flash
flash
  Modern Jew (EC)
April 17, 2020 6:35 pm

Big Red digs you, but you make her so crazy… that Mexican rabbit thing, I guess.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Modern Jew (EC)
April 17, 2020 7:04 pm

Ok bad boy, I just down voted you….how many more are needed?

flash
flash
  Mygirl....Maybe
April 17, 2020 7:31 pm

I could give him thirty, but Stuck does not approve.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  flash
April 18, 2020 8:37 am

I wish Stucky would suck it up and get internet access at home.

theOtherDan
theOtherDan
  Modern Jew (EC)
April 17, 2020 9:45 pm

I don’t know if that works for 80 year old ‘hotties’ but i down voted you just in case..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Modern Jew (EC)
April 17, 2020 5:40 pm

you might want to raise that value exponentially by the speed of the wind.

don’t walk downwind of sketchy people 😉

(EC)
(EC)
  Anonymous
April 17, 2020 6:20 pm

Or anywhere around them because the wind can change direction as it does here quite often. Which makes anybody wonder what 6′ separation does for you when the person is not even facing you or speaking to you in a grocery line. This is why the bible says it will take wisdom to understand something.

Bonus question: if person A stands with his back to person B who also has his back turned to person A, are they now ~ 6,000 miles apart? If a bear shits in the woods, is there a stink? My point is that I’m not sure that the virus has been informed of the 6′ or 13′ cordon sanitaire.

Bob P
Bob P
April 17, 2020 12:59 pm

How do I vote for him?

Hangman
Hangman
  Bob P
April 17, 2020 1:51 pm

Vic for president?.
tells the bankers “fuck off, you had your time in the sun, now go die in a cold dark corner”
tells the press “fuck off, you’ve been sucking banker cock for 11 million years, go die, but not in the bankers corner, go find your own fucking cold corner to die in, we’re gonna be heating the bankers corner real soon, and real hot too”

tells Amazon/google/facefuck/twitter: “you’re all responsible for this mess, you all get to pick tomatoes and carrots in the hot sun, for the rest of your short miserable lives”

Vic for president is now trending.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Hangman
April 17, 2020 2:58 pm

Telling ain’t doing. We need to build a double wall around the NWO elitists. Wait for it.

Still waiting…

motley
motley
  'Reality' Doug
April 17, 2020 3:17 pm

Well … we need to do something with our overlords. Perhaps building a wall is somewhat lenient.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  motley
April 17, 2020 5:32 pm

We need to have mail in, drop box voting for this idea.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  'Reality' Doug
April 17, 2020 6:22 pm
Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Bob P
April 17, 2020 1:55 pm

Yep

flash
flash
April 17, 2020 1:07 pm

But muh benevolent government leader says $1200.00 in ‘bridge liquidity’ should feed, clothe and house my family for 10 weeks ? I’m so confused.

Rastus Goldstein
Rastus Goldstein
  flash
April 17, 2020 3:50 pm

Where the fuck does (((this cocksucker))) live?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Rastus Goldstein
April 17, 2020 6:27 pm

CFR Headquarters.

Modern Jew (EC)
Modern Jew (EC)
  flash
April 17, 2020 6:24 pm

That chick is hot, she looks like Rose from Titanic. Here’s La Tetaniccomment image

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Modern Jew (EC)
April 17, 2020 7:18 pm

A natural beauty, who is she and what does she have to do with the ‘rant?’

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Modern Jew (EC)
April 17, 2020 11:00 pm

Heartiste is right. I could not appreciate it when I first read how unfeminine modern women’s faces are compared to early in the 20th century. Wish I could find the link to a post I seem to recall with the side-by-side picture(s). I would stare at her chest just to avoid feeling slightly sick. Maybe it’s the 1K stare.

Semi-Retired
Semi-Retired
April 17, 2020 1:13 pm

That’s the kind of guy that just might provide a new necktie for the bankers if things get spicy.

I like him!

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  Semi-Retired
April 17, 2020 3:37 pm

Ironically, he’s the “bread and milk” guy that made fun of people stocking up at the first sign of a storm:

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Gate Crasher
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Gate Crasher
  Chubby Bubbles
April 17, 2020 8:56 pm

Nice catch.

The only form of life lower than wannabe YouTube celebs is Twitter celebs.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2020 1:16 pm

We get it VIC you are 1,000% correct just calm down because the big club does not give a fuck about you me our kids nothing . They can and will fuck every man woman and child in America with a burning log .
What should we do about it well if we spoke in absolute truths and prepared to really do what needs to be done there would be a ominous pounding on our doors in the middle of the night !
Sure glad we don’t live in a police state , aren’t you ?

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Anonymous
April 17, 2020 2:40 pm

The irony is, from the looks of it, that Vic was an NYPD detective.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Auntie Kriest
April 17, 2020 5:18 pm

Looks like an American Legion jacket to me.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  Anonymous
April 17, 2020 5:35 pm

I was waiting for Vic to stroke out. The blood vessels were beginning to show on his head. On the other hand I totally get his frustration.

flash
flash
April 17, 2020 1:18 pm

via the YouTube comment section… young Karen weighs in .

Clara Cross
13 hours ago
The government can only give xyz amount based on the length of the lockdown. Like us, the government wasn’t planning for an economic pause lasting 4, 8 perhaps even 12 weeks in some places. $1200 was the right amount at that time, and if we remain in lockdown for another month long period, I’m sure they would assess that too. If you start giving out higher amounts, we have 90% of the population getting a check higher than their income – I honestly don’t see the basis for something like that to happen.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1z20Hbx9IiC-5BDhtsBWkg

Hangman
Hangman
  flash
April 17, 2020 1:55 pm

just wait till tax season next year:
Did you receive $1200 dollars of federal income?
Then pay $250 in extra income tax for 2020.
your refund will be -$80 this year, please open your checking account, we no longer accept checks or any paper returns.

that, you can count on.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Hangman
April 18, 2020 8:24 am

Refund? What’s that?

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  flash
April 17, 2020 3:35 pm

Flash.
You just can’t make that stuff up. “the government wasn’t planning for an economic pause”. Yes they were. Beam me up Scotty!!!

flash
flash
  Fleabaggs
April 17, 2020 5:26 pm

All ass and no brains . Typical really .

And she’s off…

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Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  flash
April 18, 2020 8:30 am

WTF?

Was she blind or did she suffer a stroke when he waved the flag?

That made no sense.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 17, 2020 1:54 pm

.

RiNS
RiNS
April 17, 2020 2:07 pm

The spit was a nice touch..

all of it was 100% true but the problem with adding payments to back end is every fucken bank on planet would implode by noon the day after what Vic proposed in video was put in place.. they wouldn’t even have the money to pay for lunch..

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  RiNS
April 17, 2020 3:39 pm

Rins
They imploded anyway because they didn’t have enough money for lunch. Now they have your money to buy lunch.

RiNS
RiNS
  Fleabaggs
April 17, 2020 6:17 pm

You are correct flea… checking the repos with the Fed the other night from the Road to Roota youtube channel and it seems that Royal Bank of Canada (RBC) is mooching at the Fed in New York. Kinda fucken hilarious that folks around here still think that Canuckistan banks are going to come away apparently unscathed just like last time.. they can only wish~!

They are all insolvent… every fucken one! The check thing going on to help the people is really meant to extent and pretend the banks book and make loans look like they are still performing.. Going out on a limb my guess is the crunch is gonna come in the Dog days of summer, probably at the end of the next quarter when all the losses will have to be booked.. along with moar shady accounting coming our way..

…. my prediction

The Market is gonna crash, for real, in October just before the election.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  RiNS
April 17, 2020 7:13 pm

Yep. Those ‘massive’ $1,2oo checks are going out to prevent bank runs and riots. Fed just told the banks they don’t need no stinking cash on hand….because they DON’T HAVE any cash on hand. This whole shut down BS is about looting. The fuckers who got bailed out in ’08 are getting bailed out again and in that ‘stimulus’ money are thousands of fat pigs grabbing with both fists while the dems, once again, push their ‘progressive’ agenda and the little guy is so beyond screwed it isn’t funny.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  RiNS
April 18, 2020 12:37 am

the quote is from an article i read today on a financial site –see the line about central bank liquidity swaps–i’d say that canada is just a smaller version of us down south of you–

“The $6.37 trillion of assets on the Fed’s balance sheet are mostly composed of Treasury securities, mortgage-backed securities (MBS), repurchase agreements (repos), “foreign central bank liquidity swaps,” and “loans” to its Special Purpose Vehicles (SPVs). We’ll go through them one at a time.”

Tony
Tony
April 17, 2020 2:07 pm

Nice rant Vic, but don’t give yourself a heart attack there for any of those pricks..

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
April 17, 2020 2:22 pm

“Having to tell the government what to do because they have their heads in their asses, that’s what fucking pisses me off!”

Ponder that for a moment.

Longer.

Wait for it.

brewer55
brewer55
April 17, 2020 2:23 pm

Is it raining or snowing inside his car? Talk about pandemic particles in the air…

TC
TC
April 17, 2020 2:35 pm

Great rant and spot on, though he needs a windshield wiper for his web cam. Reminded me of the “Green Shoots” guy back in the 2008 crisis.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
April 17, 2020 2:50 pm

Epic.

He should repeat that message especially for his paisans – DeBlasio & Cuomo; an idiom I think even they would capisce.

Even The Man From Queens might grok it.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  Auntie Kriest
April 17, 2020 3:39 pm

You mean Warren Wilhelm, Jr.?

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Chubby Bubbles
April 17, 2020 7:39 pm

Yes! Great catch, Chubby.

A stunad by any other name. Stugots for this boombots.

Donkey
Donkey
April 17, 2020 2:51 pm

Hmm, I think I counted the “word” at least 10 times.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  Donkey
April 17, 2020 3:53 pm

Which fuckin’ word is that?

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Miles Long
April 17, 2020 7:14 pm

cocksucker?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Miles Long
April 17, 2020 9:59 pm

He could have used “cunt” at least once.

AC
AC
April 17, 2020 3:22 pm

How will people pay three months of mortgage payments, all at once, after having no income during that time?

I’d expect those nice bankers, the ones getting trillions in free money, will be happy to loan you (at interest, of course) some of that free money the banks are getting.

The whole point of the lockdown was to buy time to develop domestic capacity to produce things like respirator masks, nitrile gloves, antiviral medications, and so on.

Instead, the financial insiders used the time to raid our cookie jar.

Miles Long
Miles Long
April 17, 2020 5:48 pm

CAN THE ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN THIS GROUP? WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A VERY ELDERLY WOMAN, SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATE MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NUDE PICTURES OF HERSELF IN VERY NASTY POSES, ALONG WITH CLOSE-UP PICTURES OF HER AND HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN iPHONE 11 PRO MAX IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN iPHONE 8 PLUS AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH IT. IT RUNS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. THANK YOU

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Miles Long
April 17, 2020 7:15 pm

Well, dang, I didn’t get a phone….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Miles Long
April 17, 2020 11:02 pm

Geriatric Porn is the new thing.

Two if by sea. Three if from within.
Two if by sea. Three if from within.
  Anonymous
April 19, 2020 1:26 am

Whatever pays her bills…

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Miles Long
April 18, 2020 12:42 am

by now she’s miles away–
too bad–

RiNS
RiNS
  Miles Long
April 18, 2020 5:52 am

I dont care what anyone sez..

That’s funnay!

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Miles Long
April 18, 2020 5:54 am

A slightly different version of the “a crackhead offered me a blowjob and a donut” bit where the narrator eventually points to where the crackhead walked off while holding a half eaten donut in his hand, but just as a funny.

For a moment I even thought it was true, given the way things go around here.

Nick has been doing stand up since the late 80’s and his bread and milk bit has been around for at least 25 years, but this one was one of his best rants yet. I feel bad for comics because that’s never going to come back either.

TJF
TJF
April 17, 2020 5:49 pm

I hope Vic doesn’t have an aneurysm before things get back to whatever the new normal is going to be.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 17, 2020 6:26 pm

You grow numb to the being fucked over after a while Vic, he’s older than me and just waking up ?

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Anonymous
April 17, 2020 6:34 pm

Vic looks solidly middle class and with family. What else is there? Besides a country not going to shit I mean. Let the normies feel the Bern. We are all Bernalists now.

Two if by sea. Three if from within.
Two if by sea. Three if from within.
  'Reality' Doug
April 19, 2020 1:28 am

We’re all GE

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
April 17, 2020 6:40 pm

Unless the mortgages/loans are portfolio ed (I.E. held by the originating banks in question); then it is absolutely impossible to just send the outstanding amount plus interest to the backside of the loan. Most of these loans were already packaged up and sold on the open market; with definitive rates of return and payment schedules. You can’t just modify these contracts as they are set. Maybe, if your auto loan or mortgage was through your local credit union, you might be able to work something out; as these banks typically hold onto the debt and collect payment/interest to term. Everything else…. No dice; you are going to have your vehicle repossessed or your house go into foreclosure.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Anonymous
April 17, 2020 7:16 pm

Well, now….what happens if EVERYONE defaults on those loans? Asking for a friend.

RiNS
RiNS
  Anonymous
April 18, 2020 5:57 am

My Mortgage is with a bank, and if bank then makes a side deal afterwards, it’s still their problem.

Common Cents
Common Cents
  Anonymous
April 18, 2020 1:54 pm

Every loan could be refinanced with no payments for the first 90 days and the term extended 3 months at the end. New loan documents. New (lower) interest rates based on current rate environment. Old loans paid off. It could be easily done if TPTB wanted to do it. It’s not that hard.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
April 17, 2020 8:54 pm

He’s absolutely right. And people think this system is fixable? Are you fucking shitting me? Let it burn to the ground. All of it.

22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Gate Crasher
22winmag - TBP's Corona-Gulag Gate Crasher
  Articles of Confederation
April 17, 2020 9:09 pm

Only if the Commies volunteer to burn themselves down first.

Click on this image to listen to the Russian anthem sung by Russian athletes and a Russian youth choir at the closing of the 2014 Winter Olympics at Sochi, Russia. The current Russian anthem is of course the old anthem of the Soviet Union, commissioned by Stalin in 1944. It was only replaced from 1992 till 2000, for cosmetic purposes, by a substitute anthem with a tune by Mikhail Glinka, that probably few fully became acquainted with. Watch closely the dedication on the faces of these youngsters, who must be members of the supposedly defunkt Young Pioneers or Komsomol, and also pay attention to the deep emotions in Vladimir Putin’s face: They are all still Soviets; it’s still the Soviet Union; there is still the communist world bloc; and it’s all still headed for world revolution and communist world dominion! In other words, everything that’s going on with the radicalisation of the U.S. Democrats (already under Comrade Obama), with the socialistic agenda of the United Nations, with George Soros and other likeminded so-called philanthropists’ omnipresent support for some kind of globalised socialism, with all the Marxist revolutions especially in Latin America, finally with a Roman Catholic Church that has been turned, since Vatican II, into a Marxist sister organisation of the UN – it still all has a centre, and that centre they all look up to isn’t so much Beijing, but first and foremost: MOSCOW!
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Anonymous
Anonymous

Well , to the victor goes the spoils. They did win the Cold War after all.

overthecliff
overthecliff
April 17, 2020 11:13 pm

To moderate.

overthecliff
overthecliff
April 17, 2020 11:13 pm

He is buying the “We want to help the people lie”

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 18, 2020 1:49 am

I will post this first, then read the comments.

1) straight away he fucks up by saying the $1200 is the taxpayer money given back to them. Umm, no, the govt is largely run on borrowed money, and the $1200 is additional borrowed money. It is entirely borrowed. Americans do not understand that they are a welfare nation, and have borrowed their way into the abyss. This guy seems to be blissfully unaware of that.

2) I have no problem with the rest of what he says, as it was a great rant. He is particularly right about the banks.

Lars
Lars
  Llpoh
April 18, 2020 8:54 pm

The borrowed money increases the money supply. Monetary inflation devalues currency units which already exist. The government did not confiscate a portion of the dollars in your pocket via conventional taxation, but instead stole a portion of their purchasing power. This is taxation by stealth.

Since these loans bear interest, there are never enough dollars in the money supply to defray both principal and interest without creating new loans. This is usury.

And at the day’s end it is the tax payer who collateralizes these loans.

We’re so screwed.

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 18, 2020 1:56 am

Ok, back again, having read the comments.

I am amazed that folks did not pick up on the “it is our money” crap. I mean seriously, American taxes only cover around 60% of what is spent by the govt, and only a tiny fraction of what is being promised to be spent.

The govt is bankrupt, and that this guy thinks that they are returning his money to him is unbelievable. They are printing the money and giving it to him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Llpoh
April 18, 2020 7:06 am

I suspect everyone reading this forum paid more than $1200 in federal taxes last year, way more, in fact. That’s vic’s point.

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
April 18, 2020 7:27 am

The jacket Vic is wearing is LEO. It has Fugitive Enforcement Squad below the shield. So Vic here is part of the problem as he is a member of the very government that is causing the issue.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  None Ya Biz
April 18, 2020 8:06 am

He’s a stand up comic, has been for 30 years. He used to go by The Donkey of Comedy because he worked so damn hard at so many hell gigs for so long and for so little.

The jacket was probably a gift from a fan.

ursel doran
ursel doran
April 18, 2020 3:07 pm

How many today are aware that this “Global Vampire Squid” mafia style electronic debt based “money” printing machine is our THIRD central bank? The first two had mandated charters EXPIRING in twenty years, as the pollies then KNEW how dangerous and evil they were / are.

From the People vs the Banksters many decades ago!!
“Gentlemen! I too have been a close observer of the doings of the Bank of the United States. I have had men watching you for a long time, and am convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the bread stuffs of the country. When you won, you divided the profits among you, and when you lost, you charged it to the bank. You tell me that if I take the deposits from the bank and annul its charter I shall ruin ten thousand families. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand families, and that would be my sin! You are a den of vipers and thieves. I have determined to rout you out, and by the Eternal, (bringing his fist down on the table), I will rout you out.”
Andrew Jackson,

KaD
KaD
April 18, 2020 5:09 pm

The more I see the more I’m convinced this is a controlled demolition of the economy. As for non-essential jobs, number one should be POLITICIAN.

old white guy
old white guy
April 19, 2020 8:06 am

Of course the truth of the rant gets dismissed by those who don’t like profanity and those who never get angry enough raise their voices and yell and swear when it is necessary, and it is necessary now.