The Poetry of Joe Biden

Hat tip Avalon

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19 Comments
Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
April 18, 2020 3:04 pm

Beat, man; real Beat.

Someone needs to get beat (while we are at it.)

A beating. A better beating. A better beating 4 Biden.

A best beating.*

*A beating to remember.

Saxon's Wrath
Saxon's Wrath
  Auntie Kriest
April 20, 2020 4:11 am

The dopest dope,
from the dopiest dope,
of all the dopes,
in Dopeland, DC.

Smoking that dope, yope
Can you smell what the Dope is cooking, Dopes???

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
April 18, 2020 3:14 pm

I hAd Mi Hed sawn OpEn twiced. BiG shockz follOwed and allz wuz fuZZy 4 A while.

CaN I smeLL yoUr nEck?

jOe.

Steve
Steve
April 18, 2020 3:21 pm

Biden has a few obstacles but if not when, then how?
Does he have the stuff? Of course, the stuff is good, yeah, it’s good stuff. Corn Pop can get or has some.
Picking a running mate won’t be everything that we can challenge for us or them. Definitely. Because I can see that future and its good and that other stuff so, yeah. Any kids want a seat on my lap? C’mon we can get it moving in the right erection um, direction, so yeah vote for me, I’m can do pushups right here and maybe over there if ya wanna. So yeah, vote for me. Vote for……..ahh fuck it, I’m hungry and I gotta pee real bad.

I swear I will vote for Biden if he makes it to Nov

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
April 18, 2020 3:42 pm

Dear Americans,

I think I may have left a sponge in there when I closed.

Sorry bout that.

Sincerely,

Joe’s Brain Surgeon

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Hardscrabble Farmer
April 18, 2020 3:45 pm

Dear Joe’s Brain Surgeon,

It’s cool, we found it.

I may have left a pair of forceps in when I closed, my bad.

Sincerely,

Joe’s Second Brain Surgeon

Gryffy
Gryffy
April 18, 2020 4:23 pm

Thanks Avalon. That sure is an eye opener. I knew the guy has problems, but…. this is unreal.
After Obama was elected I thought back to the movie “Trading Places” where Axel, the street bum Eddie Murphy character, gets the Dan Akroyd character’s job and house, on a bet by a couple of fat cat power brokers.
Fast forward to real life and an unknown politician with sketchy creds gets elected President offering “Hope and Change”. Now we have a candidate who is close to brain dead, bless his heart.
Stay tuned.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  Gryffy
April 18, 2020 10:00 pm

Obama just told us all that Joe is the best person to lead America:

Vodka
Vodka
April 18, 2020 4:55 pm

The best part of this tale is that this stupid fucker will either be elected, or almost elected, President.

Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle all warned about democracy. Yet here we are. The Beast of Revelation is upon us. Gird your loins.

Honest Buck
Honest Buck
April 18, 2020 5:32 pm

They call me Honest Buck and that my friends was funnier than fu heck.

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
April 18, 2020 5:40 pm

Biden makes George W look like a Rhodes scholar

SeeBee
SeeBee
April 18, 2020 5:45 pm

I sure did laugh. But I mostly cried.

CCRider
CCRider
April 18, 2020 6:13 pm

The Sage of Baltimore nailed it a hundred years ago:

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
April 18, 2020 6:32 pm

“Hey man, I thought you liked me.”

Senator “Creepy Joe” Biden

TC
TC
April 18, 2020 7:46 pm

The elites who control this country are no longer content to merely loot the treasury for $trillions a year, so now they are compelled to mock and humiliate us.

Swimologist
Swimologist
April 18, 2020 10:31 pm

That was funnier than any dumbass SNL skit in over 20 years.

Saxon's Wrath
Saxon's Wrath
  Swimologist
April 20, 2020 4:05 am

Funnier and Punnier than ANY skit from (((Saturday Night Live))), ever…
FIFY

nkit
nkit
April 18, 2020 11:27 pm

Obama will run Biden’s presidency if he is elected. Bank on it..Jarrett, Rice, Holder, Lynch, Comey, Brennan……

Fuck ’em.

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cz
cz
April 19, 2020 12:41 pm

that was great ?
the fact that most don’t realize he’s this mentally compromised? not so great