WORLD—Authorities in the scientific community who touted faulty COVID-19 models are “pretty confident” they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years, sources confirmed Wednesday.
“Yes, we were off by a factor of about 1 billion in our predictions for what happened over the last few months, but trust us: we know exactly what the climate is going to be like in a century,” said leading scientific authority Dr. Garth Wendybrook at a press conference. “See, I have this lab coat and this Bunsen burner here.” At this point, he gestured toward a Bunsen burner sitting on the table in front of him, but he accidentally caught his sleeve on fire. “Fire hot! Fire hot!” the scientist cried before diving in a nearby vat of acid to put it out.
Post-press-conference analysis indicated his observations were correct, and the fire was hot.
The scientists say they have settled on a climate model that confirms the earth’s average temperature will be either 1 million degrees Celsius or below freezing, give or take 1 million degrees.
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I know exactly what the weather will be like 100 years from now, the same as it is right now. It will get hot, then cold, then rain, then snow , as it has for millions of years.
It’s getting hotter outside right now! its called summertime. A lot of the crap from our Gov. is about taxing and controlling people.
ALL of the crap is about taxing and controlling people (when they aren’t lying to and murdering people).
The useless talking heads on the Weather Channel and elsewhere can’t even get the weather right 12 hours in advance.