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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:34 am

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:35 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:05 pm

The crocs were happy that Howard had taken compromising pictures of Hillary Clinton the day before.

Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:54 pm

DOJ evidence room.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:36 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:13 pm

I had a wonderful dog once that would come begging for any dark/craft beer that I was drinking (I would usually put a sip in her bowl), but would turn up her nose at MGD or any other mass produced American beer. Sadly it was before video cameras on phones.

Steve
Steve
  MrLiberty
May 9, 2020 8:24 am

We also had a wonderful dog- Mr. Cliff.
He would prefer a beer everyday if offered. We’d share a beer every couple of weeks. He weighed around 44 lbs and 1 beer would put him in a party mood. He was a happy drunk.
Your comment made me reminisce about an excellent old friend now long gone. Thanks

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Steve
May 9, 2020 6:09 pm

Mine was named Bonnie (came to us with her 1/2 brother Clyde). I had an 11 oz beer glass and I would pour it full and give her the 1 oz. Clyde was never a beer fan but Bonnie would drool. We have a great picture of her just staring and drooling as I pour a Sam Adams.

Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:57 pm

Cher’s used tampoon.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:38 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:06 pm

There are easier ways to close the back gate, son.

Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:00 pm

Kolige Gradjewit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 3:27 pm

32 dollars from the Tooth Fairy…the quick way.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:39 am

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:05 pm

Careful with this one Bob.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:10 pm

That’s what I get for asking for a Busch beer.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:13 pm

Cow doctor took her home but somehow chocked on a bottle cap. He’ll be missed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
May 8, 2020 3:29 pm

Are gonna harass him now till he goes away like Yancey?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:14 pm

Just like a cigar cutter….be careful.

Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:07 pm

DANGER; social distance from the sphincter!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 3:30 pm

Liquor up front…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
May 8, 2020 4:52 pm

Poker in the rear.

Mrs. P
Mrs. P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 7:33 pm

Bob said in-state tuition for our little Bambi would be cheaper here in WVa.

EC
EC
  Cow Doctor
May 9, 2020 9:21 pm

Popping bottle caps with her poon teeth, be careful what you wish for. That lip lock might be your last.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:40 am

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:05 pm

Bob P’s favorite childhood book.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:15 pm

The dream of gazing at heavenly bodies prompted me to ask for a telescope when I was 10. All I saw was a cratered moon.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
May 8, 2020 1:10 pm

I. C. Yuras

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
May 8, 2020 4:53 pm

It is scientifically known as Uranus

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:15 pm

The NSA approval at the bottom is the perfect touch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 3:30 pm

The young Joe Biden.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:41 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 3:31 pm

Good to see people out walking their pussy again.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:42 am

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Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 2:22 pm

Young Al Gore being globally “warmed”.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:44 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 3:32 pm

Henry Waxman

Steve
Steve
  Cow Doctor
May 9, 2020 8:29 am

Jimmy Durante.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:45 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 3:33 pm

They are both pussies.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 4:21 pm

Who in the hell eats carp?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  YourAverageJoe
May 8, 2020 4:55 pm

Obviously, the cats don’t.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:46 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:36 pm

Look at that. Absolutely no one out walking.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:47 am

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:49 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 3:38 pm

Damn, wish she had an outi or two.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:53 am

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:07 pm

Bob out for a Sunday Scooter ride with the Mrs.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:15 pm

That’s not true! You’re making me look like a fool. It was a Saturday.

Mrs. P
Mrs. P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 7:25 pm

I ask him to bring home some bacon and he gets the whole pig. Your penicillin is in the medicine cabinet, Bob.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:54 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:15 pm

Daisy cakes

Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:22 pm

Who’s going to “Drive Ms. Daisy”.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:55 am

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Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:24 pm

I always enjoy the redheads at ff.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
May 8, 2020 1:37 pm

Is it the nipple colour that told you she’s a redhead?

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:55 am

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:56 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:17 pm

Nice sunset. Are these the kind of sunsets that worthless Gavin Newsom means for folks to go out and watch??

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:21 pm

Bob’s heaven

Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:29 pm

Hendrix’s “Moons of Jupiter”?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 4:59 pm

I don’t know about the bad moon, but something is certainly risin.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:56 am

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Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:31 pm

Definitely a hands-on project.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:57 am

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Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 1:35 pm

Comes complete with an emergency marked landing strip.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:53 pm

Your honour, she had her tongue out, and it seemed only natural to place my bag on it.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 11:59 am

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
May 9, 2020 6:49 am

Steady, my by-passed heart. I’d treat her like a delicate piece of crystal, and do her like she was unbreakable. Thanks CD.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:00 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:01 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
May 9, 2020 6:50 am

Oohh….her too.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 12:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:15 pm

H/T Irish

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 12:21 pm

Clear!!!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 12:37 pm

Is that why they’re called jumper cables?

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:17 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 12:21 pm

Chicquita Bandita

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:17 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 12:22 pm

Faster than a NY minute

oldone
oldone
  nkit
May 8, 2020 4:03 pm

P -D-Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 12:39 pm

Usually Nancy spews it out

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  nkit
May 8, 2020 11:52 pm

This should be a t-shirt.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:22 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 12:25 pm

Paybacks are a beyotch

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:44 pm

Mother Nature; “Pussies Always Win”.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:23 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:47 pm

“Float tike a butterfly,
Sting like a bee”.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 12:45 pm

The new Disney flick stars an inter-racial, inter-species, same-sex couple, but leftist critics blasted the company for missing the opportunity to have the dog identify as a cat.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:51 pm

“When’s that bitch gettin’ home with the food”?

“No Shit”!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:51 pm
nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 12:47 pm

What we do for pussy.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 12:58 pm

Oh! Where’s my camera? It’s the one-of-a-kind snot pecker!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:56 pm

The rare S. American “Boggerpecker”.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:30 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:19 pm

With the Covid-19 virus causing the government to shut down the national parks, Ranger Smith was no longer able to hand feed Yogi, but the private sector came through with a new “zero-contact” drive thru service for Yogi and his friends.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:34 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:20 pm

How the Pentagon is spending the $8.3 billion slush fund it got in the corona package.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 8, 2020 4:06 pm

That’s one BOSS pilot!

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:34 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
May 8, 2020 5:25 pm

Why did she drop the carving knife?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  TN Patriot
May 8, 2020 6:19 pm

Zero survival skills.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:35 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:20 pm

Jumping out of a perfectly good plane.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:38 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 2:38 pm

Mechanics didn’t know it had an ounce of coke hidden in its stomach.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:20 pm

Lunch in the outback.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:38 pm

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oldone
oldone
  nkit
May 8, 2020 4:08 pm

Don’t mess wit’ Mama Goose…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
May 8, 2020 5:29 pm

If she would swing that purse at the goose, it would turn and run.

tojak
tojak
  TN Patriot
May 9, 2020 9:41 am

Nope… gooses are tough critters… best watchdog you will ever have…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  tojak
May 9, 2020 9:51 pm

They are good watch dogs, but they will back down when confronted. Sharks do too.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:34 pm

Grab it bay the neck, wring it and it would be sausage. We all them sky Vermin here in Colorado.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:39 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:08 pm

Didn’t the bridge see the flashing lights on the tractor?

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 8:24 pm

Backing loads of hay on a stack wagon into a barn that I knew had clearance ( by about 8 inches) when I tilted the load and unloaded. This was still my nightmare.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:32 pm

You just know the dog answers to “Lucky”.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:41 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 2:42 pm

Play stupid games………

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 8, 2020 4:09 pm

What could possibly go wrong!?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:21 pm

Quick, toss Pelosi in.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
May 10, 2020 6:00 pm

what did that poor fish ever do to you

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:17 pm

Later in life, people just called him “Stubby” as a reminder of his foolish behavior.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:04 pm

When Boeing engineers design mass transit systems.

Anymouse
Anymouse
  Bob P
May 8, 2020 2:07 pm

When Boeing Management outsources engineering.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 2:45 pm

Warsaw I presume?

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:05 pm

Whew, that car just missed m–

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:50 pm

Lights out

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:45 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:22 pm

And when she did cartwheels, it spelled WOW MOM WOW.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:37 pm

Impressive….but would be better if the boobs fell out

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:46 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:23 pm

How you eat a banana 1mm of its diameter at a time.

EC
EC
  nkit
May 9, 2020 8:07 pm

I forget how many times I’ve experienced that scene. I’ve lost count. Last time I remember, I was at zero.

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