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285 Comments
nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:07 pm

When you’re 64 that’s what your face does when you have a good shit.

Mrs. P
Mrs. P
  Bob P
May 8, 2020 7:14 pm

Not tonight, Bob. I’m constipated.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mrs. P
May 9, 2020 6:39 am

That’s why you’re so full of shit.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:23 pm

Heroin face.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:48 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 8:25 pm

F’ng ass hat

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:09 pm

The governor said no going to church, you murderer!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:34 pm

Vegas Bay Bay !

rhs jr
rhs jr
  nkit
May 10, 2020 12:33 am

A jerk NYC Cop did that to me only I hit a wall, no joke.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:54 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:24 pm

The Yellowstone Freeway.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:38 pm

Thar she blows!

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:55 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 2:56 pm

Achmed always was premature.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:11 pm

The governor said no going to the beach, you murderer!

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 12:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:41 pm

I just want to plow my face into the suds.

Suds
Suds
  Bob P
May 8, 2020 9:36 pm

Hey.

I mean I get it, but,

aw, shit.
Never mind.
I’ve been MIA for too long to quibble.
Good to see you’re still on your game, BP

& Kit always brings his A-game. Consistently.
I shall pour a lil’ schnibble of Woodford Reserve over rocks, and toast in your honor, friend.

Cow Doc, well done. Very worthy content on these recent FF’s.

Mix was doing well, but then took a shot at Warsaw.
You a pure bred ~ superior stock, or a mixed breed?
No czarnina for you!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 2:59 pm

I always enjoyed Killian’s Red.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:25 pm

Now that is a great pair of outboards for some motorboatin’.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 8:47 pm

Looks like an Icelandic Beer Bath…Google it,

Hotstuff
Hotstuff
  nkit
May 18, 2020 11:24 pm

So.. heaven really does exist!

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:06 pm

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Neuday
Neuday
  nkit
May 8, 2020 2:27 pm

Someone needs to teach this guy the right way to play with boobies.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:03 pm

It was always fun and games until Jimmy finally pulled a boob out.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:22 pm

What you do when you are tired of motor boating.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:32 pm

Pardon, mademoiselle, I hope you don’t think me rude, but how much?

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:15 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:27 pm

Check her ID….for sure.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:17 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:07 pm

I’m not gay, but I feel like playing with a little red pony.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 1:46 pm

Proof there is a God. She can’t be by chance.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:26 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:28 pm

Nice saying.

JG
JG
  nkit
May 11, 2020 12:40 am

I believe that scope is mounted backwards.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:31 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:29 pm

What you wish you could see in the background of all the “at home” shots from those worthless talking heads on the news, weather channel, etc.

Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:07 pm

Cougars, what’s not to love about them?

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:33 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:30 pm

I’m sure she’d be happier on the stick shift.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:34 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 4:24 pm

She can dally around my saddle horn any day.

Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
  Cow Doctor
May 8, 2020 7:05 pm

Reminds me of that gal from Odessa.

Letch looker:
Letch looker:
  nkit
May 9, 2020 3:30 pm

Me: Gal, I think I’d really like to get in those pants.
She: I don’t think there is enough room; they’re kind of tight with just one ass in they.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:35 pm

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Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:04 pm

What the hell? I had a GF with tiny tits once. Rather than pay for implants some other dude will enjoy, just find another chick.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:36 pm

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Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:01 pm

Didn’t we already have this conversation about plastic in the water?

bobdog
bobdog
  Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
May 8, 2020 10:27 pm

Are those water wings? Be a lot easier to learn to swim.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:37 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:23 pm

The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:57 pm

Biiiig smile on my face.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:32 pm

She walked right up and stuck the gun in his chest before she pulled the trigger. Way to make sure you don’t hit anyone else but the POS.

Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:58 pm

Ruby Jackson. Guess 13 ain’t so lucky after all.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:28 pm

I just love a story with a happy ending.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  nkit
May 9, 2020 2:23 pm

a longer version of that has been posted online b4 —
that is somewhere in s. america & that was a kid’s b day party the scum bag was invading–the girl was an off duty cop who was taking her own kid to the party–
she deserved a pay raise–

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:38 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:32 pm

Don’t waste it all on that finger….

Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:56 pm

I don’t mess with white girls but I like to watch.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:41 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:27 pm

“Movin’ to the country,
gonna eat a lotta peaches”.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:42 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:30 pm

Are the spooge googles a hint?

Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
  Mix
May 8, 2020 6:54 pm

Tongue-tied, Mixalot? It’s goggles.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:40 pm

Snow Bunny deluxe

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:43 pm

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Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:53 pm

Might not be a real blonde, let’s check the carpet.

nkit
nkit
  Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
May 8, 2020 11:07 pm

What’s the point? who cares?

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:46 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:32 pm

“Here I come to Save the Day”!

Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
Double-Ought Nothing (EC)
  nkit
May 8, 2020 6:52 pm

Monte Carlo simulations have built-in flaws, should have used a slide rule.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:46 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:35 pm

Timmy always thought Joey was a punk.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:49 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 8, 2020 7:42 pm

How the hell did you miss ? Huh ? How ?

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:50 pm

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Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  nkit
May 9, 2020 12:13 am

This could be a Benny Hill sketch.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:52 pm

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Letch looker:
Letch looker:
  nkit
May 9, 2020 3:35 pm

Does anyone know the difference in a whore and a prostitute?
A whore don’t “give” a damn; and a prostitute won’t “give” a fuck.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 2:11 pm

Now I understand foot fetish.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:55 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 8, 2020 3:45 pm

Time to get back to “nature”.

Suds
Suds
  Mix
May 8, 2020 9:45 pm

No junk in that trunk, Bebe.
Tha’s a heart shaped ass, and a fine one at that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
May 9, 2020 11:59 am

Definitely callipygian.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 9, 2020 7:07 am

Yes, I’m going to remember her forever.

EC
EC
  Muscledawg
May 9, 2020 8:03 pm

No matter how long you stare, the wife is right – take a picture, it lasts longer.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 8, 2020 2:14 pm

Mammary meme

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
May 8, 2020 7:34 pm

The only place on the page the message would be read.

nkit
nkit
May 8, 2020 1:59 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
May 9, 2020 7:12 am

I’d like to help her get off with those….i mean i’d like to help her off with those……wait, i meant, I’d like to help her…oh crist, never mind.