Alice in Wonderland

Guest Post by Todd Hayen

I used to be shocked and amazed when weird things happened in the world that seemed to be connected to each other, but were too weird to be just a coincidence. Now I think it’s funny. Not in a “ha ha” sort of way, but in a “this is so strange, and so obviously connected with (fill in the blank) I feel like I am sitting ringside in a circus tent” sort of funny.

What is going on? Well, that is kind of a stupid question. You don’t sit in the audience at a circus and when a dozen clowns stumble out of a tiny clown car say, “What is going on?” You may not know how they pulled off the trick, but you know they did. And you laugh. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone at a magic show run out of the theatre terrified that something supernatural was going on.

Everyone laughs, and smiles, and is amazed. “Isn’t that something!?” they exclaim. That is sort of what this is like. Until you think about it carefully, then it isn’t funny anymore, and you start wondering what kind of magic is going on. And it is indeed scary. I guess that is where I am with all of this. But only if I think about it. If I don’t think about it, I then wonder when the theatre lights are going to come up and I can go home.

The bridge incident in Baltimore was a recent happening, and the odd story around Kate Middleton’s “disappearance” and her strange touched-up photos another. Remember the train derailments? Epstein’s suicide? And a plethora of other odd happenings. Add to that, really weird crap like thousands of children disappearing, very odd UFO sightings, faceless animals showing up on beaches, and birds dropping dead from the skies.

Over a month ago when the solar eclipse was upon us everyone running around as if their heads had been chopped off. What is that about? Of course, we are all still here? Right? Have some of us been taken up to the mothership?

Ah, yes, these sorts of weird things have always happened, you may say. And that is true, to some extent. It does not seem they have happened as often as they are now happening, and they have not, in the past, seemed to be so elegantly correlated with other strange happenings.

Take the recent Key Bridge downing by a large barge-like ship. Many are relating this incident to incidents in the recent movie Leave the World Behind. There was indeed a large red barge as a key character in the movie, but not much else to match up the two incidents. What about the fact the movie was produced by Michelle and Barack Obama? Yeah, what about it? Seems like a stretch, eh? Sure it does, but there is more to it.

It is odd that the Obamas would produce some frivolous fear-bait nonsense like Leave the World Behind. It just isn’t their style. It is odd that a barge, much like the barge in their movie, would run into a bridge—that sort of thing doesn’t happen every day. And on further examination, it is odd the barge would lose power twice, and the bridge would collapse in the manner that it did, with what certainly appeared to be flashes of light at key structural points of the collapse.

OK, OK…I do sound like a dreaded conspiracy theorist, don’t I? But this stuff is just too frequent, too weird, and too seemingly correlated with other odd events to just ignore. I have often wondered if it is just all a way to make us go batty.

I think of the old series The Prisoner, starring Patrick McGoohan. Here is a resigned British spy who has been kidnapped and finds himself in a strange, bizarre world that ultimately makes no sense. It makes him go batty. How about the movie The Truman Show Jim Carrey’s character also occupies a surreal world he thinks is real, but turns out to be a television set all designed to be entertainment to a viewing audience in on the secret. Maybe it is something like that. All created as a grand puzzle to perplex us. Maybe on the home planet of the Lizard Masters, this sort of entertainment is a specialty.

Is the world we live in so seriously manipulated by powers beyond our awareness that movies like Leave the World Behind are in fact premonitions of events soon to actually happen? And the events that are happening, such as the Baltimore bridge collapsing, and Kate Middleton disappearing, are all designed to make us incapable of distinguishing up from down?

Some people have more elaborate “reasons” for all of this nonsense—like destroying bridges so people cannot enter or leave major cities when the flying monkeys pour out of the dark hole the moon left as it obscured the sun on April 8th. Maybe they are right…but historically, the more interesting speculations don’t happen. The world, over eons of existence, has a limit to how interesting it can be. The really crazy stuff does not typically happen. Until now.

Well, we can’t be sure that crazy stuff didn’t happen years ago. We weren’t actually there 10,000 years ago. Maybe really crazy things did happen back then.

Maybe crazy things happened 1,000 years ago, or 100 years ago, or 50 years ago. How would we know they didn’t? How do we know how the great cathedrals were constructed in the 1700s and 1800s? Hell, we have no idea how the pyramids were built, even though every school kid thinks he or she knows. What is it now?—is it still slaves that built them? Or is it now armies of Egyptians with their reed barges toting megaton slabs of granite 700 miles down the Nile? What bull are they teaching kids in 2024?

I know in my lifetime crazy things like huge steel and concrete buildings didn’t fall unless it was explained that aluminum aircraft plowed into them. Presidents were not assassinated through a complex conspiratorial network of CIA masters and their cohorts, but rather by a single bullet fired by one arbitrary crazy guy hundreds of feet from his target. Five billion people were not vaccinated with a practically unknown substance unless a killer virus from an infected bat didn’t threaten the entire world population. No. No crazy things have happened in my lifetime, nothing unexplainable at least.

But it gets crazier and crazier, and less and less easy to explain. How do you explain all of this? Well, apparently it is easy enough for the Big Kahunas to clarify—the agenda has no trouble spitting out explanations that most people believe. Climate change is responsible for the proliferation of heart attacks and myocarditis. Sure, why not? “Kids get strokes too!” Sure, why not? Autism increases in children by hundreds of percentage points for no reason. Sure, why not? Vaccines are the cause? No. Why not? Because we said so. OK.

I could go on and on with this game. And, as I said, it is getting worse. A strange movie made by the Obamas comes out and suddenly strange things the movie predicted start to happen—and the movie was produced by an ex-president of the United States. And that’s not strange? Nope. Anyone claiming any of this is strange and that there is something odd going on, is a conspiracy theorist. And we all know what that means.

So just sit back and watch the clowns tumbling out of the tiny car. You can be certain more will come out. A lot more. I guarantee it. Welcome, Alice, to Wonderland.

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21 Comments
Ivana Tinkle
Ivana Tinkle
May 5, 2024 7:18 am

They say the brainwashed don’t wonder about anything, I know a lot of people who don’t wonder about anything.

I shared that video about all wars are bankers wars with my triple jabbed brothers yesterday and the Jew tube had violent content warnings and 18 or over to view, of course they wouldn’t watch it because of the warnings. They accepted the warnings as real. Now for me it’s just another confirmation of clown world in action for them not so much.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Ivana Tinkle
May 5, 2024 7:47 am

I have two jabbed brothers too. Both of them are still totally in the dark on all the deaths and injuries caused by those shots. My younger brother spent 3 weeks in a medically induced coma because his heart stopped and while he was kept alive he developed pneumonia. He now has a pacemaker and will be taking drugs for congestive heart failure for the rest of his days.

My older brother now has COPD, can barely walk, and is on oxygen now. I will not say for sure that his comorbidities are from the jab as he is very overweight and, is in his middle 70’s but, there is a good chance the clot shots exacerbated his symptoms.

I believe we are living in a time unlike any other time before us.

arrow
arrow
May 5, 2024 7:25 am

Some here have been connecting those dots for a long time. Wonderland is good… I use Oz a lot. The “crazy” will continue to ramp up. Strap in, it’s going exponential.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 5, 2024 7:59 am

Bridge collapses due to ship collisions are not so uncommon nor unheard of. Thankfully, due to improvements in technology and safety, events of this scale don’t happen that often. But when it does, of course it will get a lot of attention.

Here’s a short list of major US bridge collapses caused by ships and barges and no one was talking conspiracy then –

  • POPP’S FERRY
  • INTERSTATE 40
  • QUEEN ISABELLA CAUSEWAY:
  • EADS BRIDGE:
  • BIG BAYOU CANOT
  • SEEBER BRIDGE.
  • SUNSHINE SKYWAY BRIDGE

However one must concede after 911 and especially after Covid, the world got a bit more skeptical about events we use to think of as just odd or unusual. I think it would be safe to say the idea of any real conspiracy in modern memory started with the JKF event.

But let’s not forget that prior to the explosion of social media; (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, etc.) if something happened outside of your neighborhood and no one reported on it, or it was not deemed “news worthy” then no one knew about it. It was simply a non-event.

However today, way too much of what we see on the news and social media is actually not news worthy and is either click-bate or just posted to get likes. The fact the big three broadcasters even discuss social media “viral posts” speaks volumes about what’s really news worthy.

While I would agree the level trust in both government and the media is at an all time low, it doesn’t mean they were any more trustworthy in the past. History is full of collusion between news papers and governments printing one thing while something else was going on. Does anyone today “Remember the Maine”?

For me the question isn’t “Is the Key bridge collapse a conspiracy?” as much as are we just hearing about it more frequently and with more intensity on social media because we have become a culture that wants to believe every odd or unusual event is somehow a conspiracy?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 5, 2024 8:25 am

Back to the AP(CIA) with you.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Anonymous
May 5, 2024 11:24 pm

“While I would agree the level trust in both government and the media is at an all time low, it doesn’t mean they were any more trustworthy in the past.”

The government, as a whole, was demonstrably more trustworthy in the past. A hundred years ago there were no Federal gun control laws. There was no income tax for average workers. There was no EPA. There was no standing military to speak of. There was no FBI, no CIA, no FCC, no Department of Education, no hate crimes, no laws preventing free association, no laws mandating who I respected, who I did business with, or how I paid them. ALL those things violate the US Constitution, and the government was trusted to NOT do them.

Was the government ever perfect? Where the people in the government ever 100% trustworthy? NO, of course not. Was the government, as a whole more trustworthy in the past than it is today? ABSOLUTELY!!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
May 5, 2024 8:44 am

Moar drinking and drugs: an answer to the Looney Bin the world is.

a9racer
a9racer
  Aunt Acid
May 5, 2024 9:54 am

Sorry AA, that route is for those who have given up. I actually quit drinking so I can be more aware all of the time. I have a sizable family with a lot of girls to protect.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  a9racer
May 5, 2024 10:23 am

Do’n the right thing

Ivana Tinkle
Ivana Tinkle
  Aunt Acid
May 5, 2024 3:32 pm

On my fifth one, been planting seeds last couple hours. Sweating my balls off. Got second batch of potatoes, carrots, scallions, chives and wax hot peppers.

First batch of potatoes is blasting, horse manure matters a lot

Got a hot grill waiting for hot dogs and burgers.

Enjoying the day.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Ivana Tinkle
May 5, 2024 4:02 pm

Shall have an ice-cold beer in-your-honor to celebrate your appreciating the good life, Ivana.

BL
BL
  Aunt Acid
May 5, 2024 4:27 pm

No wonder hevana tinkle.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
May 5, 2024 6:34 pm

A woman that drinks beer?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 5, 2024 9:07 am

And it’s not uncommon for the human brain to make connections between events when no real connection exists.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 5, 2024 10:24 am

And pattern recognition is racist and white supremacist. Take your reasoned tone and reasonable sounding mindworms back to Langley, fedboi

It’s also not uncommon for the human brain to dismiss connections where real connections exist when prompted to do so by authority or peer pressure or with the threat of social ostracization or opprobrium. This, in fact, is MUCH more common than making connections where none exist.

This is particularly true with respect to the false dichotomy that either everything is a conspiracy or nothing is a conspiracy. Some people, upon discovering that some narratives are false, wrongly jump to the conclusion that all narratives are false. More people, however, upon discovering that a crazy conspiracy theory was just that — a crazy theory, wrongly assume that there are no conspiracies and that therefore all official narratives are true, authoritative, and should never be questioned.

It is possible that you may see a connection where no connection exists. Therefore, you should fear being wrong and then mocked for being wrong. Stop looking for patterns and connections because it is possible that you will be wrong. Stop looking. See only what you’re told to see. That way, you will always see what the majority sees and you’ll never appear foolish and be embarrassed.

Everyone go back to sleep. Go where the herding dog directs you, sheep. Question nothing. You can trust the media and the government. They have your best interests at heart.

James
James
May 5, 2024 9:49 am

“Welcome, Alice, to Wonderland.”

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Anonymouse
Anonymouse
May 5, 2024 10:30 am

The only “strange” things which defy explanation in my world are self evident and easily explained. Like, why are the Black Nobility allowed to run the world…it’s because they own all the powerful…fact, just like Big Mike’s balls are a fact.

anon a moos
anon a moos
May 5, 2024 10:31 am

We had a care aide lady for a day. She stated unequivocally the cho buydem was a knowledgeable and articulate person and has been all his life. and she was totally serious

I know, took me a couple minutes to pick my jaw back up off the floor. And of course, msnbx and cnn were the chosen reliable news outlets. I’ve run into these ones before but not as hardcore as this one. Normally I’d say we’re done cya but can’t.

So do people wonder about such weird shit happening?!? Well if it isn’t on cnn or msnbc then its really not news. I’m still salmon bonked that people are this incredibly stoopid.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  anon a moos
May 5, 2024 4:04 pm

and retarded. Both for good measure.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon a moos
May 5, 2024 6:48 pm

I heard if one “wonders” he/she may have dementia and Alzheimer’s. There spelled that with some effort.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
May 5, 2024 11:31 pm

Paraphrasing Edward Teller: “I have begun to suspect that for most people, thinking is painful. We become good at things we like, because we do them often and enthusiastically. Because thinking is painful most people never become good at it.”